Resident Evil 6 debuts the scariest monster ever (according to Geoff)

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You wish that it was this Spider-woman...

We’ve gotten to a point with zombies, where they just aren’t scary anymore. Hordes of flesh-eating undead? Yaaaaawn. Which is why horror/suspense game creators have to come up with all new kinds of terrifying abominations. Well clearly, Capcom has been dipping into Geoff’s mind, because they’ve combined the unspeakable horror of spiders, with a dose of misplaced sexy, resulting in the following nightmare.

As if it didn’t already need to do much to earn that mature rating from the ESRB in America, which will no doubt be a solid 18 when it hits our ports, Resident Evil 6 features a nude Spider-Woman hybrid with no real features that “briefly caresses her breasts while straddling on players’ character. The words ‘f**k’ and ‘sh*t’ can be heard in the dialogue.”

You can see spider action for yourself below, with more here at Videogamer.Be warned, this may not be safe for work, or even life.

Although compared to some other films we’ve seen revolving around spider-women, it’s a major improvement.

Last Updated: August 2, 2012

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