Some Titillating Titles in the latest Xbox Live Activity Charts

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remote masseuse

Major Nelson posts up the Xbox Live Activity charts on a weekly basis and every now and then they throw up a bit of a surprise and we post about it.

This week the normal charts have very little to get excited about, the top 4 shuffle around but stay the top 4 (COD WaW, Halo 3, COD4, Gears 2).

On the Arcade charts NHL 3v3 makes a great debut on top and Castle Crashers, Worms and UNO keep up their dominance of that chart.

And then the interesting stats, for the first time ever (I think) the new Community Games rankings have been listed.

Now while we have some decent real titles doing well you can’t honestly expect me to believe that hundreds of people have gone out and paid money for Rumble Massage which is a single player massage simulator or Remote Masseuse  which is a multiplayer massage simulator because they had sore shoulders?

Are you not quite sure how that second one works? Well the idea being that you boot up the game with your friend of choice and click start, you can then control the vibration instensity of their controller while they control yours… and it comes with voice chat.

It will be interesting to see what’s the next pseudo sexual title that they manage to get past the Xbox Live censors and whether Microsoft are going to regret letting the hordes of community gamers onto their marketplace?

Last Updated: February 26, 2009

Gavin Mannion

I for one welcome our future robotic overlords

  • SlippyMadFrog

    So you control the vibration of another person’s
    controller while whispering in their ear? That’s it?
    uhm…and there were mass hysteria about Mass Effect
    showing half a blue butt cheek for a split second?
    Where are those people now? This sounds like it should
    be sold in adult shops only :unsure:

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