Video games. Violence. Somewhere out there, a politician is experiencing a rush of blood to his primary brain as he puts those words together to form a single semi-coherent rant that will get him elected. But video game violence ain’t going anywhere! In fact, it’s getting even grislier than before, dipping into excess. Here’s a video of five games that we found exceptionally gory. So if you’re under 18 and don’t have an upchuck bucket with you, I’d recommend not watching the video. For reals.
Woo boy, I hope you guys didn’t eat before watching. Naturally, some of you my disagree with the list. Please feel free to comment below about how I was catastrophically wrong with each and every entry as soon as you get back from the bathroom.
Last Updated: July 7, 2014
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 7, 2014 at 19:18
I’ll just leave this here…
Rince&pop
July 7, 2014 at 19:20
Eish. That’s about the same level as The Raid 2(if you haven’t, watch it).
Skyblue
July 7, 2014 at 23:08
How did you get it so fast, hmmm? ;-p
Hammersteyn
July 7, 2014 at 19:28
Yup, was wondering where this was.
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 8, 2014 at 07:26
Also Carmageddon & Postal.
Brady miaau
July 8, 2014 at 08:22
Carmageddon? really?
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 8, 2014 at 08:47
People lost their shit when it was released.
Brian Murphy
July 7, 2014 at 19:44
Yeah, Manhunt is absolutely on the list of top 5 most gratuitously violent.
Skyblue
July 7, 2014 at 23:18
I actually re-installed Manhunt 1 & 2 recently, still way too much fun.
I also think The Punisher did torture before GTA V…
Rince&pop
July 7, 2014 at 19:20
Wtf? Not one of them on the WiiU? Lacist!
Hammersteyn
July 7, 2014 at 19:35
You remember Madworld for the WII?
Umar Reborn XIV
July 7, 2014 at 19:42
Yeah till Devil’s Third comes out
Hammersteyn
July 7, 2014 at 19:34
Imagine they combined Surgeon Simulator and GTA
Umar Reborn XIV
July 7, 2014 at 19:48
Lol for phantasmagoria….Onichambra is pretty violent too
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
July 7, 2014 at 20:45
1) Normalise your audio before uploading please
2) I forgot about some of those *cringes*
Brakanjan
July 7, 2014 at 22:18
Oh f*cky f*ck! That eye op is really baaaad! 😉
VampyreSquirrel
July 8, 2014 at 08:09
This was funny, not disturbing at all… really… thanks for the laughs Darryn.
loftie
July 8, 2014 at 08:11
kingpin was also good back in the day
Tiaan Pat
July 8, 2014 at 08:23
Dig your shirt Darryn, When i got mine they only had XXL so i use it to sleep in 🙂 So comfy
konfab aka derp
July 8, 2014 at 10:31
I think implied violence is much, much worse than excessive gore. For example: I regard the scene in A Clockwork Orange when the gang beat up the old man as the most violent thing that has ever been shown on screen.
It is funny how video games haven’t caught on yet…
Xcalibersa
July 8, 2014 at 15:38
What a terrible voice