The Steam controller will be unveiled once again in March

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Valve’s Steam service revolutionised online gaming on the PC. Now, they’re looking to start a new trend with a brand new controller setup. A controller that hasn’t been seen in quite some time. But fear not, oh fans of input devices that happen to have navigational pads shaped like sexy, sexy erogenous zones. Because the Steam controller is making a comeback this year. In fact, it’s almost finished.

That’s the word according to Origin PC CEO Kevin Wasielewski, who revealed that we’ll see more of the controller at GDC in March. “At GDC, they’re going to have more information, and we’ll be there. That’s the official stuff we can say,” Wasielewski said to GameSpot at CES 2015.

They came out with the controller, then they got some user feedback, and they had to revamp it; they got some more user feedback and had to revamp it again. So they went through that like three or four times. And now their controller is finalized. So now they’re going to production and at GDC is when they’re going to announce more stuff.

Steam first unveiled their version for a controller back in the ancient internet ages of 2013, with the input device having gone through several revisions since then. Personally, I’m hoping the soft rubber concave zones have been kept, because I love that idea. I have very sensitive thumbs you see, and I’m not a fan of the permanent indentations that I’ve developed on them as of late. Stop laughing dammit!

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Last Updated: January 8, 2015

Darryn Bonthuys

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  • Raptor Rants A Lot

    But can it control Crysis?

    • Blood Emperor Trevor

      It will control EVERYTHING!

      • Ragnar The Vengeful

        Good movie!!!

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  • HairyEwok

    Gotta hide those D-pad nips for a PG webpage yo.

  • ToshZA

    Does this have anything to do with the term “thumbing in a softie”?

  • Hammersteyn

    It reminds of a cross between PS3,PS4 and XBOX controllers. Only the analogs are on the outside. Wont someone think of the children!

  • Admiral Chief

    Darryn + sensitive thumbs = impending trolling

  • Ragnar The Vengeful

    I approov of thus articel. Very good use of There, Their and They’re. I don’t under stand how poeple still struggel with they’re grammar. 😛

    • Hammersteyn

      @Admiral_Chief:disquswill blow a fuse correcting this.

      • Admiral Chief

        …I’m still twitching

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    • HairyEwok

      I have a headache now, thanks………

      • Ragnar The Vengeful

        Your wellcome!

  • Ghost In The Rift

    Gota love them curves!!

  • Weanerdog

    I am guessing left analog stick and right touch pad. I wonder if they could squeeze some extra buttons on the underside under the triggers to control the sensitivity of the touch pad on the fly.

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