The Super Lazygamer Rocket League Championship: finally… enough VROOM to swing a cat!

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Remember The Super Lazygamer Rocket League Championship? Our totally legit and super serious tournament is still in-progress, I just haven’t written about it for a while because… er… REASONS!

The truth is, after our fall from grace at the hands of TUBE, we haven’t been doing much. A few rounds had to pass before we would be up for our next game, and now, finally, we are. Here’s what the lower bracket is looking like at the moment.


I watched the Tjoekies vs G3AR game myself last night, and hot damn was it a close one. The first game remained 0-0 for the full five minutes, resulting in overtime that seemed to go on forever. Eventually, G3AR managed to sneak a shot past, giving them a game advantage. Tjoekies didn’t take that loss lightly though. They won the next two games, putting them straight through to the next round.

Looking ahead… GASP – is that TUBE in the lower bracket? It is indeed! Unfortunately they lost to Zara’s Angels in the upper bracket semi-finals. If Lazygamer All Stars can win their next two games (which of course we will), we can have a shot at sweet redemption. Be warned TUBE, we are coming for you!

Sweet vengeance aside, we’ve had to say goodbye to a load of teams, and now I think we’re at the stage of the tournament where games are high-stake affairs, and well worth watching. I’ll chat to our eSport guru Kyle regarding some streaming and casting for the final lot of matches when we get there. I’ve spectated a few myself over the duration of the tournament, and enjoyed it all. I would love for you all to get in on the action too!

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Last Updated: October 26, 2015

Matthew Figueira

Defence of the Ancients? More like Defence of the cabbages! Have you seen my head? I look like a Merino Sheep on pole. NO SHANGE only SHAPPIES! :D

  • That was a terrible joke. Terrible. Go sit in the corner

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      Which one? Where he said they’d defeat CHOOB? I lol’d.

      • “Enough VROOM to swing a cat”

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          I didn’t even notice that, my mind must’ve automatically defended itself.

        • hairyknees


  • DragonSpirit009

    I would so love to watch those games!

    • HairyEwok

      I mainly just watch all the games to see friendships end >:D
      This game is a true friendship killer.

      • DragonSpirit009

        Really?! O.O
        Then I seriously need to get some of my friends to play this game!!

  • Grant Nicol

    So Tube, was it a massacre?

    • That would be an understatement…

    • Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja


    • DragonSpirit009

      That just reminds me of what I did to my one friend when I found a spider in my room!

    • Grant Nicol

      Pattyrollers know this feeling as well!

    • Bruce Almighty

      hahaha shot though! was a fun game and you guys were probably the best we have played so far

      • Daniel Dennison


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