Really? A horror video game? Ooh, look at all that blood, jump scares and supposed psychological torture. I’ve seen scarier stuff in Geoff’s toilet after a night out at various Mexican themed restaurants. This twaddle can’t scare me. So nice try The Evil Within, but I’m not buying any of your horror at all. Go on, do your worst, show me what ya got, it’s just a flesh wound…
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!
I take back everything I said in the opening paragraph then. We’re busy drawing straws in the office, to see who the unlucky bugger is that has to review this game. Thanks to the fact that most of us possess yellow bellies, jelly livers and are spineless, this might be the game that finally breaks the Lazygamer staff. Also, Gavin is exempt from awarding us any hazard pay, thanks to a well-worded contract.
The Evil Within will be ruining your best pair of pants on October 14. I’m going to go pour myself a tall glass of nope.
Last Updated: September 17, 2014
Jedi Consular Kromas
September 17, 2014 at 15:24
Yeah. I am going to steer clear of this title even if it is GOTY and comes with free special massages with the happy ending.
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
September 17, 2014 at 15:43
I do love a happy ending to a video game though…
Jedi Consular Kromas
September 17, 2014 at 15:44
I am a sucker for a happy ending … 😛
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 17, 2014 at 15:56
O_o
Sir Rants A Lot: On Pandora
September 17, 2014 at 15:35
ME! ME ME! PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!
*realises I’m not staff.
*watches video
*suddenly thankful I’m not staff as I think I dodged a bullet
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
September 17, 2014 at 15:42
I will review this title for Lazygamer. I’ll bite the bullet. Hell, I’ll even do it for free.
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Reviewer currently in mental asylum. Score pending mental health rehabilitation.
GooseZA
September 17, 2014 at 15:52
Yeaaaaah nope. Although I did LOVE Dead Space…
Martin
September 17, 2014 at 17:48
Hey LG, here’s suggestion. Film yourself doing the review. Edit, and provide the highlights. I’m sure we’d all to see that. All in favour?
Splooshypooh
September 17, 2014 at 18:20
SO MANY UPVOTES!!
Sam Earl
September 17, 2014 at 17:58
Isn’t it strange how the Japanese Trailer had a very English title yet they decided to rename it anyway. I think ‘Psycho Break’ sounds cool while ‘The Evil Within’ sounds a little generic.
Xcalibersa
September 18, 2014 at 07:09
Never going to play this
Michael
September 18, 2014 at 08:16
I’ll do the PC review! 🙂
WolfyZA
September 18, 2014 at 10:15
Can’t be worse than P.T
Francois Knoetze
September 25, 2014 at 10:57
where am I suppose to find cash for october and november!?