This is the Rambo game that the world deserves

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Now, I may have a love for terrible games, judging by the fact that I bought both Fist of the North Star titles, but even I have my limits. Enter Rambo, the latest movie video game, which might just be the straw that breaks the back of camel hump. By all accounts, there is nothing in this game worth experiencing. But it isn’t the only Rambo game on the market.


Rambo: Last Blood, has you starring as retro version of the infamous soldier who never got treatment for his post-traumatic stress disorder, as he embarks on his latest afterlife mission: Hug the crap out of the departed and find closure. Here’s a link to play the game.

Big thanks to Peter Javidpour for making this game. And making me spend my entire morning man-hugging ninjas into assassin heaven.

Last Updated: February 28, 2014

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  • Hammersteyn

    Why is Rambo ripping his shirt of and hugging a ninja? Still a better game than the latest one on consoles

    • RinceandGATHERTroops!

      Still a better love story than Twilight?

      • Hammersteyn

        Hahaha a thousand times better, especially the part from Ghost (You will know when you play it)

      • SheHulkNigri

        Jaws was a better love story than Twilight…

        • Hammersteyn

          Cant argue that

    • HvR

      Also has a longer SP campaign than CoD Ghosts

      • Hammersteyn

        Doesn’t everything?

        • HvR

          Is Darryn’s “campaign” longer than Ghosts?

          • Hammersteyn

            LOL Like I said everything.

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          No, MoH is 3 hours lol

  • Umar Reborn

    DAFUQ is going on….This is the most internet thing I’ve ever seen…..

    • Hammersteyn

      He took so many lives as a mortal, now he has nothing left but brotherly love in the halls of Valhalla? I dunno, you can’t make this stuff up.

      • RinceandGATHERTroops!

        You can when tripping like the Light Fantastic.

        • Hammersteyn

          I want a ship like they do. Wanna eat at the restaurant at the end of the universe

      • Umar Reborn

        They were on some serious drugs..but I love it…..

  • Umar Reborn

    Remember that time when Rambo manhandled ninjas?…yeah

    • Hammersteyn

      Remember when Rambo killed all those cops in the First Blood (Yet you slaughter dozens in the latest “game”)

      • Umar Reborn

        hahaha, Angry Joe review! ‘Twas superb!

        • Hammersteyn

          He’s awesome, But Bertmern is hot on his heels.

    • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

      He still manhandles them, just in a different way… Who are we to judge his after life choices?

  • thowedthanka

    nart ish

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