The Uncharted 4 PlayStation bundle is the saddest console

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There are video game consoles, and then there are limited edition video game consoles. Bundles of hardware. put together for the most rabid of fans to get their hands on. Sony’s been especially good at playing this game lately, having unveiled reskinned versions of their PlayStation 4 for Metal Gear Solid, Batman, Call of Duty and Star Wars fans over the last pair of years.

With Uncharted 4 on the way, there wasn’t a chance in hell that Sony would miss out on an opportunity to plaster Nathan Drake onto their system one more time. And indeed they have! It’s just that this PlayStation 4 console looks so…sad. Like, Johnny Cash “Hurt” or Gary Jules “Mad World” kind of sad. Pardon me while I go see to this face leakage.

Uncharted 4 PS4 (1)

The console above is the newly announced Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End PS4 bundle.As you’d expect, you get the game and a PS4 console that looks like it spends its afternoons locked in a room listening to Linkin Park’s Hybrid Theory and Meteora albums. No one gets the Uncharted PS4 console man. They just don’t understand. Maaaaaaaaaaan.

In addition to all that, the system has the Latin phrase “Sic parvis magna” (“greatness from small beginnings”) engraved on its shell, the same phrase on Drake’s ring. Sony says that anyone who pre-orders this console will get some exclusive Uncharted 4 content and some stacks of “Uncharted Points” to spend in the multiplayer for Uncharted 4.

Uncharted 4 PS4 (2)

Uncharted 4 PS4 (3)

There’ll also be controllers and headsets sold in the Uncharted 4 style, once the game has released – with the current USA RRP being $400. Locally, expect to shed at least R6000 or more if this console makes it over. I’m sure it will, but we need to have a good hard chat with it. All these Counting Crow albums and new ear piercings have me concerned lately.

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Last Updated: February 5, 2016

Darryn Bonthuys

Something wrong gentlemen? You come here prepared to read the words of a madman, and instead found a lunatic obsessed with comics, Batman and Raul Julia’s M Bison performance in the 1994 Street Fighter movie? Fine! Keep your bio! In fact, now might be a good time to pray to it!

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    He’s looking down and thinking, “Well shit, I should’ve ducked after all. They done cut me in half!”

    • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

      Or, “What the hell did I just step in?”

  • Darren Peach
  • Commander Admiral Chief

    Header lolz

    • Hammersteyn

      So much lols

  • Ryanza

  • Darren Peach

    It is the face from Dawson’s Creek meme, I actually just wasted 20 minutes of my life trying to share the picture. Where is my life going ?

    • Jan Prins

      LoL! that is your reward for worshipping or not worshipping the Spaghetti monster. Which one was it again??? 😛

      • That escalated quickly…

        • Jan Prins

          See the Lucifer article.

          • Don’t try and corrupt me by making me read satanic things like that!

          • Jan Prins

            You can not corrupt the corrupt. Or those with Ginger Hair.

          • Damn straight!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            But what if it works like multiplying negatives? If you expose him to even more corruption he may become pure. Of course there’s not much we can do about the other thing.

      • Darren Peach

        It’s highly sacrilegious to add extra sauce.

  • HvR

    That isn’t a sad face, that is I just stepped fresh warm piece of dog/cat shit face …. I make it at least once a week.

  • AfricanTime

    that is pretty sad indeed, even without the picture, they are using “unimaginative’ blue or something

  • Hammersteyn

    They guy that designed this probably walked in on his girlfriend and seven little people reenacting snow white the steamy version or he’s being paid in Rand

  • Spathi

    I think it is beautiful!

    • Hammersteyn

      It’s a bit gloomy?

      • Spathi

        Yeah kinda, but it evokes feelings, even if those feelings are feelings of suicide, self-loathing and general depression; and that is beautiful 😛

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          Do you and your razor blade need some alone time? 😉

  • That has GOT to be the best photoshop this week, nay,YEAR! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • Jan Prins

    BUT THEY’VE PAVED PARADISE AND PUT UP A PARKING LOT, MOM!!!!

  • Why not just buy a new faceplate, LOL. Yes, that is a thing.Yes, it’s sadder than this skin.

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      *snigger* If only you knew how right you are.

  • Will

    I just purchased that version of the system had to take it back cause it wouldn’t start the next one did the same started then died don’t buy this version of the system.

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