Wake up and put on a little make-up to hear the top ten songs on Guitar Hero Live right now

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Chop-Suey

It’s Friday night. My pants are off, my comfiest briefs are attached to my rump and I’m wearing a sweat-band to keep my hair away from my Zippo lighter. And that’s pretty much how I play Guitar Hero Live. I don’t know how you chaps jam on your plastic axe, but even I need to take my tight leather pants off after a day of typing.

Anyway, Guitar Hero Live is out, and I’m enjoying it. Guitar Hero TV is undoubtedly the best feature for me, due to the rather well-curated music channels. It also gobbles up data quicker than De Beers grabs diamonds for their monopoly, but that’s a story for another day.

What is the story here, is the music. Specifically, the current top ten list of tracks, that people are spending their Plays on.  Remember, if you’re looking to play a specific track in Guitar Hero Live in the TV section, you need to spend a Play to unlock it for a single session.

Great for casual players, maybe not so great for rabid guitar gods looking to perfect their riffs. Anyway, according to Activision via GameSpot, these are the current top ten songs being jammed in Guitar Hero Live:

  1. “Chop Suey” — System of a Down
  2. “Tribute” — Tenacious D
  3. “American Idiot” — Green Day
  4. “All The Small Things” — Blink 182
  5. “Down With The Sickness” — Disturbed
  6. “The Lazy Song” — Bruno Mars
  7. “Let Hero Go” — Passenger
  8. “Before I Forget” — Slipknot
  9. “Stacy’s Mom” — Fountains of Wayne
  10. “Freak on a Leash” – Korn
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And clearly, everyone who helped create that top ten list has great taste. GREAT. TASTE. The caveat here is that these songs are all from the GHTV playlist. So maybe not completely 100% accurate, but a good indicator of what the fanbase is strumming to anyway. Because I can’t imagine anyone buying the game without realising how web-dependent it is. Right?

Now sing it with me: Staaaaacey’s mom, has got it going on! Stacey can’t you see, you’re the only girl for me! HOLD THAT ZIPPO HIGHER DAMMIT!

Last Updated: October 28, 2015

Darryn Bonthuys

Something wrong gentlemen? You come here prepared to read the words of a madman, and instead found a lunatic obsessed with comics, Batman and Raul Julia’s M Bison performance in the 1994 Street Fighter movie? Fine! Keep your bio! In fact, now might be a good time to pray to it!

  • Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja

    HEADER WIN!

    • WHY’D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS ON THE TABLE?

      • Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja

        THERE YOU GO AND CREATE ANOTHER FABLE!

        • HvR

          YOU WANTED TO (come on JJ you know the next line)

          • PoisonedBelial

            GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP!

          • Captain JJ the Goo

            LOL

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    Is this a remaster of a PS2 game? Because I actually know some of the songs.

    • HvR

      Lot of middle aged dudes in boxer shots jamming plastic button guitars in their living room.

      Bruno Mars can take his Passengers and GITS.

  • For some reason I just got hungry for a specific Asian dish.

    • Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja

      YOU WANTED TO

      • I wonder if adding Bacon to the dish would be classified as Self righteous suicide. 😛

        • Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja

          FATHER!

          • PoisonedBelial

            FATHER!!

  • Marius Nell

    I want to play this one crocodile chop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4cGqu2_GQQ&feature=youtu.be

    • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

      Well that puts a bit of a different spin on it…

  • Captain JJ the Goo

    Make up?

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