Machinima has put together a pretty hilarious video showing what it would be like if the AI characters had to escort us in the game instead of us holding their hand the entire time.
I think everyone is with me and my utter hate for escort missions in games and maybe that’s why I found this so hilarious.
Be warned though Elizabeth has a bit of a potty mouth in this video.
I do think game developers should put optional side quests in escort missions, I would have loved to see Elizabeth stone Booker to death for his idiotic inability to listen to instructions and just act like a normal freaking person for once.
Last Updated: May 7, 2013