Win a copy of Alien Isolation! (And more!)

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It’s October and we’re celebrating the scare! Last week, we looked at the Alien franchise and what made it so very scary. Geoff has been playing Alien Isolation and his review is forthcoming. But why wait for his thoughts – enter to win a copy of the game (and some other goodies) and see for yourself!

In honour of getting so scared it hurts, the terrifying people of Ster-Kinekor have kindly offered to give one of our readers the following prize:

  • Copy of Alien Isolation (on platform of the winner’s choice)
  • 8 gig memory stick
  • Robot key ring
  • T-shirt
  • A random scary Blu Ray movie

AI Memorystick

Want to enter to win this terrifying prize? It’s far too easy. Simply head on over to our entry page over here and fill in the relevant fields. Sorry aliens, entries only open to residents of South Africa – we can’t ship to space stations or countries without postal strikes.

Are you ready to get scared? I think my scariest moments of the Alien franchise are when you know the alien is nearby, but somehow all the characters insist on stripping down to their underwear and getting wet or vulnerable. There I am, screaming at the screen. Yes, I know they can’t hear me, but c’mon – what are they doing? What are you favorite scenes from Alien? Will you be seeking to recreate the horror by playing the game, or are you far too afraid of getting killed by that Xenomorph?

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Enter our competition now – entries close tomorrow at noon and the winner will be announced in the horror feature article in the afternoon Next week.Β Fear Fest is here!

Last Updated: October 9, 2014

Zoe Hawkins

Wielding my lasso of truth, I am the combination of nerd passion and grammar nazi. I delve into all things awesome and geek-tastic. I believe people should stop defining themselves and just enjoy playing games, so let’s get on with it!

  • Jedi Consular Kromas

    Almost felt like answering the question wrong. πŸ™‚

    • Norm (@e3zype3zy)

      LOL.

    • I would have twitched for days.

      • Jedi Consular Kromas

        Yeah I fought real hard not to enter with Milinium Falcon. πŸ˜›

        • Johan du Preez

          You failed as a jedi if you did not answer “Milinium Falcon” πŸ™‚

          • Admiral Chief 0

            XD

          • Jedi Consular Kromas

            No Jedi ever owned that ship though. πŸ˜›

          • HvR

            I see you subscribe to the evil Mouse’s writings that only the movies are canon. Damn mouse-worshipers.

          • Jedi Consular Kromas

            Many Jedi have flown the Ship but not a single one owned it soo … I am still right. Hell let us assume we are talking about bought and paid for (or at least won in some competition or other) cause the only Jedi close enough to be called owner would be Leia after she married Han and even then she was not a Jedi yet.

            Yeah I subscribe to non-canon lore. πŸ™‚

            Edit: Lore wise I have my limits and that is with the new Jedi order timeline cause that whole timeline is messed up. (I miss Chewie and Mara )

          • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

            *sniff* do you have to remind us that all of that is no longer canon?

          • HvR

            Dammit was going for that angle. Leia owns half the Falcon under common law and even she didn’t do the trails she trained under Luke which puts her on Padawan level ie Jedi Lite

        • rollingmol

          AAh crap , I fell for it πŸ™‚

          • Jedi Consular Kromas

            IT’S A TRAP!

      • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

        Twas the enterprise! Huehuehuehue

        • Jedi Consular Kromas

          Make it so!

          • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

            HAHAHAHAHA

  • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

    I am entering. Please let me win for a change πŸ™ I really want to play this game. Being an expectant father and all the budget for gaming has suddenly diminished….

    • Sting-Ray

      It’s sad but true how parenthood cramps your gaming budget.

      • WitWolfy

        Eish don’t make me scared now

        • Sting-Ray

          It’s not really *that* bad. but yeah – don’t head into parenthood lightly πŸ˜€

  • Cadis Etrama Di Umar

    Obviously she destroyed the millennium falcon,obviously.

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

      They collided the Millenium Falcon and Serenity! DUH!

      • Cadis Etrama Di Umar

        Like who doesn’t know that. Clearly George Lucas had a clear vision for what he wanted her to do

        • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

          hahahahahahaha

        • ReaperOfSquirrels

          But only after he teamed up with Stan Lee.

          • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

            Yoh 0_o

  • eXpZA

    Entered! πŸ™‚
    Can’t wait for someone we’ve never heard of to win it! Good luck to them.

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

      Stop! This time I win! I SHALL WIN THIS!!!

      • Hammersteyn

        I shall make the list!

        • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

          as #2. Below #1 who shall be me!!!!

          • Bob the Zealot

            And then JZ will repay the millions πŸ˜›

            We can all dream…

          • Hammersteyn

            #2 will be a major improvement

          • ReaperOfSquirrels

            #10 would be a major improvement

          • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

            On the list would at least be something

    • Spathi

      Hahahaha exactly!

    • UltimateNinjaPandaDudeGuy

      Ain’t that the fucking truth.

      /rage

    • Admiral Chief 0

      Man, that really grinds my gears. They should put in a requirement of “minimum 28000 comments on Lagz to enter”

      You know, for fairness and such

      (JK, but maybe at least 500 comments?)

      • Anon A Mouse

        500 comments seems fair, even 1000 or 1500, but no more than 1726. πŸ˜‰

      • Johan du Preez

        Naah we dont need another mygaming/mybroadband pls

        • Admiral Chief 0

          Janee, that is terrible.

          I’m thinking 500 lifetime minimum, you know, to show dedication to the site

          • Luka

            In that case, why not only offer the competition to the chosen few. Nowhere in the competition does it say anything about comments. What if the person only found out about the site recently? Or, dare I say it, what if there person is not a hardcore gamer?

    • Gareth L (That eXCheez Guy)

      I’m still suspicious about that Xbox One winner.

      • So was I, actually. Foot? REally. But I checked. Genuine human being.

        • Gareth L (That eXCheez Guy)

          *notices that Mr Foot’s shipping address is the same as Geoffrey’s*

          Hmmm.
          *scratches chin*

          • Dude lives in Wellington, and I don;t even know where that is. πŸ˜›

          • HvR

            Right next to Paarl

          • Anon A Mouse

            New Zealand obviously. That’s where middle earth was born.

          • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

            In a bottle. That’s a brandy. You can’t fool us

        • Mossel

          Hahaha I actually know the dude! He’s legit. He’s my best friends brother.

    • Draco Lusus

      I stalk these pages on a daily basis, hardly comment, and enter every damn time. I’ve yet to see my name on that god forsaken list.

      • Mossel

        I’ve only seen my name once. And I comment regularly!

        • Johann

          I won once, last year I think and I didn’t even enter for it. Was part of the Superbru random draw. Got Tomb Raider for Xbox 360 :-p

          Sadly I think that was the first and last time I will win anything here, sigh

          • WitWolfy

            I won RAGE tickets here once, too bad I didnt know I won it until after RAGE LOL

    • Martin du preez (D4RKL1NGza)

      + they’ll take the ps3/360 version as well

  • Brandon van Reenen

    Entered! Need this!

  • CAE9872

    hahaha…”countries without postal strikes”

  • alcatraz5953

    how cool is that memory stick though

    • Admiral Chief 0

      Very cool!

  • Hammersteyn
    • Anon A Mouse

      Somehow I’m more scared of the woof in this gif.

      • Hammersteyn

        Dat tongue

        • Anon A Mouse

          And she’s French.

          • Hammersteyn

            lol

    • Wiesjy

      hehehe this…

  • Anon A Mouse

    Serenity, cold man, very cold.

  • Just checked the entries, and some people really have answered wrong. πŸ™

    • Admiral Chief 0

      HOW CAN YOU GET THE ANSWER WRONG????????

      • Anon A Mouse

        I didn’t understand the question. πŸ™

    • Anon A Mouse

      Oh well, then they don’t deserve the prize then.

    • Hammersteyn
      • Admiral Chief 0

        HAHAHA, how can I have NOT seen that one before?

        LOVE IT!

      • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

        Loooooooooooooooooooooooool

    • Cadis Etrama Di Umar

      YES!!!!!!!!!!! Less entries

      • Hammersteyn

        hahaha

    • Bob the Zealot

      Wait, are you telling me it’s not the almighty USS Enterprise??? Dammit Tim, I’m an accountant not a space engineer.

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

      HOW??????

    • Mossel

      I must confess, one of those were mine. I was too eager and accidentally forgot to select the ship. Do re-entries count? lol

  • Admiral Chief 0

    TREVOR IS NOT ALLOWED TO ENTER

    XD

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      lol – I CAN! I’m a resident, I have papers & everything. πŸ˜›

      • HvR

        You kwara-kwara with you bought papers, come here to steal our LAgz prizes and womens.

    • Hammersteyn

      You neither

      • Admiral Chief 0

        Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • loftie

    Awesome entered. I won Jonah Lomu rugby like 2 years ago from you guys but I still haven’t received it…

    • loftie
      • Johan du Preez

        Did you claim the prize in time ? Cause if you dont get back to them after a certain time the next guy in the list gets it.

        • loftie

          yip, I still have the email correspondence with Gavin.

          • Well. Shit What platform you play on? We can hook you up with SOMETHING.

          • loftie

            hahah awesome! Was not expecting this but cool, PC master race please πŸ™‚

          • Right now at this very moment, i have Pc copies of Battlefield 4 and Mortal Kombat 9. If you’d like either, shout. If not, wait until the next steam sale and I’ll gift you something. πŸ˜›

          • loftie

            Sweet, I have bf4 premium and not into the mk series. Maybe a t-shirt or anything in my steam wishlist or am I pushing my luck here, heheh πŸ˜›

          • Weeeeeeee’lllll see. πŸ™‚

          • Anon A Mouse

            They only have tents, no t-shirts.

          • HvR

            What makes you feel really bad is when you take your Lags tent out of the closet and fits like a t-shirt. really need to get my fat ass to the gym more often

          • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

            and the tents are like 10 man tents so you need a lot of friends

    • Anon A Mouse

      It’s the postal strike, just hang in there.

  • High Commander Scruff

    I won tickets to rage once… about 4 years ago? Thought it high time for some winning again. Lay it on me!

  • Viking Of Divinity

    gimme gimme gimme ISOLATION!

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      Okay *shun*

  • HvR

    Want to win this, then I can have a backlog of games won with Lazygamer competitions.

  • oVg Definitive and Remastered

    The best line by one of the very few chosen TOP ELITE GALACTIC SCIENTISTS Chosen for the most important mission for mankind in the film Prometheus.

    “It should be safe to take your helmets off” Even Eboli medics know that is bad.

  • Martin du preez (D4RKL1NGza)

    Nostromodamus predicted that I will win this!

    • Hammersteyn

      I see what you did there πŸ˜€

  • oVg Definitive and Remastered

    Why does my tummy hurt?

  • ReaperOfSquirrels

    The answer’s not on the list!!!

    • ITnexo

      Saw that thing.

  • Sir GIF Sexy

    “stripping down to their underwear and getting wet”. Hashtag Sexpo Brain.

  • WitWolfy

    Sweet entering now, can we enter more than once?

  • Thats_how_I_Troll

    I am ashamed to admit that I had to google the answer… So ashamed I had to admit it…

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