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Win a Warlords of Draenor Collector’s Edition!

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Are you bored? Do you want to travel to the Draenor, the original home of the Orcs for many, many hours? Of course you do! Stick around, because we’re giving away a collectors edition of Warlords of Draenor, the latest expansion for World of Warcraft.

First and foremost, a huge thanks must go to community member, Raynhardt “Kromas” Meyburgh, who has so kindly donated this for one of you to win. Be sure to buy him a Bells and give him lots of love!

So what does the Collectors Edition contain exactly? Check it out!

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1. World of Warcraft: Warlords of Draenor: Get the full version of Warlords of Draenor on DVD-ROM.

2. Behind-the-Scenes DVD and Blu-ray Two-Disc Set — Meet the development team behind the creation of Draenor and its savage warlords. This two-disc set includes over an hour of creators’ commentary, insider interviews, and developer roundtables.

3. Collector’s Edition Soundtrack: Immerse yourself in the sounds of war with the complete Warlords of Draenor orchestral soundtrack on CD.

4. The Art of Warlords of Draenor: Witness the visual evolution of the expansion in this beautifully bound tome of exclusive Warlord of Draenor art. Through 160 pages of concept pieces, finished illustrations, and CG images, you’ll delve into the art team’s vision for a Draenor under siege by the apocalyptic threat of the Iron Horde.

5. Blackhand Mouse Pad: Arm yourself with a special-edition mouse pad emblazoned with the deadly warlord Blackhand.

6. Epic In-Game Content:

– World of Warcraft Dread Raven Mount and Dread Hatchling Pet: Descend from the skies on the back of a black-winged Dread Raven mount, a mortal progeny of Anzu. Then devour your prey in your next pet battle with the adorably ferocious Dread Hatchling.

– StarCraft II Portraits: Summon the strength of two deadly Iron Horde war chiefs—Grommash Hellscream and Blackhand—as you take on the Dominion with these two StarCraft II portraits.

– Diablo III Warsong Pennant: Don this battle-worn pennant and channel the rage of the Warsong Clan against the demonic forces of Sanctuary.

– Hearthstone Card Back: Your adventures in Draenor will be the talk of the tavern after outfitting your champion’s deck with this custom card back forged in the fires of Blackrock.

There’s also one character boost included which will take one of your virtual heroes right up to level 90.

So what do you have to do to win? Forget spamming social media, doing backflips, or jumping through hoops. All we want from you is a limerick in the comment section relating to either World of Warcraft in general or your desire to win the prize. Heck, we will even count those rhymes that confess their love for Raynhardt!

We won’t be picking the best, the almighty random.org will. I’m almost scared to say this… but there is no limit to the number of times you can comment. Let them limericks fly!

Last Updated: November 25, 2014

143 Comments

  1. Yea…Pick me, pick me…

    Reply

  2. ReaperOfSquirrels

    November 25, 2014 at 14:38

    Fcuk I hate writing limericks

    Reply

  3. Hammersteyn

    November 25, 2014 at 14:39

    There once was a man named Enis….. no wait it must be a WoW limerick

    Reply

    • Gerhard Davids

      November 25, 2014 at 14:47

      Can still be about Bashiok it seems…

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        November 25, 2014 at 14:53

        Rofl

        Reply

  4. Sir Rants A Lot is a DADDY

    November 25, 2014 at 14:40

    No thanks. I value my life and time

    Reply

    • Brady miaau

      November 25, 2014 at 15:30

      A new DADDY. I knows about that.
      Wife wants to do that bit again.
      Arg.
      Got a pattern going by this time, I hope.

      Reply

      • Sir Rants A Lot is a DADDY

        November 25, 2014 at 22:40

        The fact that I am writing this at 10:45pm at night indicates this is not quite the pattern I was hoping for

        Reply

  5. ReaperOfSquirrels

    November 25, 2014 at 14:46

    There once was a man from Stormwind,
    Who just wanted to use his whirlwind.
    When he did try,
    All he did was cry
    As he’s a tank and just wasted Last Stand.

    Reply

  6. Basil Frank

    November 25, 2014 at 14:49

    A day without sunshine is like…..night.
    No warrior goes down without a……fight.
    Sometimes they might not always be……right.
    But a Tauren chieftain always uses his…….might.

    Reply

  7. robi27

    November 25, 2014 at 14:50

    The mighty Horde are ready to battle,
    They’ll rise up and summon their mount.
    The glorious Horde will never be rattled,
    Fear them or they’ll make your death count.

    Reply

  8. ReaperOfSquirrels

    November 25, 2014 at 14:52

    There once was a guy in Durotar,
    But he’d wondered too far.
    It was a gnome,
    Looking to roam
    But just got squished by a warrior.

    Reply

  9. Georgio

    November 25, 2014 at 14:54

    there once was an Orc from Ogrimmar
    who traded his axe for a warhammer
    he thought transmogrification was cool
    but ended up looking the fool
    and faction changed to a Gnome engineer with a spanner

    Reply

  10. Corrie

    November 25, 2014 at 14:54

    There once was a lad
    Who never played this fad
    Who was oh so glad
    that this prize was oh not so bad
    He thought to himself he had to had
    And if not he’d be oh so sad
    for you see young lads
    random.org is bad

    Reply

  11. Kensei Seraph No DA:I spoilers

    November 25, 2014 at 14:55

    Nice Kromas.
    It’s always awesome when someone sponsors a community give-away.

    Since we have to write a limerick (and I’m useless at writing) I’m not going to enter even though I would actually like to win this.
    I pity Martha for having to go through each and every one of these comments to determine if it is actually a comment rather than just taking the list from the back-end and inputting it into Random.org.

    Reply

    • hairyknees

      November 25, 2014 at 15:00

      Come now, you can do it 😛 ONE LIMERICK = ONE ENTRY!

      Heck, throw in a gif file if you want 😀

      Reply

      • Corrie

        November 25, 2014 at 15:04

        There once was a gif
        that wanted to turn into a tif
        sadly photoshop gave him grif

        Okay that was bad

        Reply

      • Kensei Seraph No DA:I spoilers

        November 25, 2014 at 16:24

        I’m not sure what a limerick is.

        Reply

        • Thats_how_I_Troll

          November 25, 2014 at 16:34

          Here I go again being a dick,
          Trying to explain to Kensei the meaning of limerick
          It is small poem that rhymes AABBA
          You cannot go astray
          My rhymes are going to make you sick

          Reply

          • Kensei Seraph No DA:I spoilers

            November 25, 2014 at 16:42

            *Grabs a bucket*

    • Kromas, Guardian of Cenarius

      November 25, 2014 at 15:12

      Yeah I thought I would rather give it away than lose the deposit I already paid for it. Also did you see that fight in DA:I where you….. 😛

      Reply

  12. Bob the Zealot

    November 25, 2014 at 14:57

    There once was this guy called Leeroy,
    And raiding was his greatest joy.
    Leeroy couldn’t wait,
    And doomed all to his fate
    but the world would forever remember his ploy.

    Reply

  13. Norm (@e3zype3zy)

    November 25, 2014 at 15:00

    There was once a Tauren named Fuzzybutt,
    And it were gnomes he loved to punt,
    It was something he promised,
    …..(forgets the rest)…
    …Kromas.

    Reply

  14. Norm (@e3zype3zy)

    November 25, 2014 at 15:00

    Is this the US or EU version?

    Reply

    • ReaperOfSquirrels

      November 25, 2014 at 15:04

      Probably EU as we fall in the EU region for all Blizz titles.

      Reply

      • Cat

        November 25, 2014 at 15:19

        It would be fun to get the US version and see the pings skyrocket…lol
        Now that would make you scream..

        Reply

    • Kromas, Guardian of Cenarius

      November 25, 2014 at 15:09

      EU

      Reply

  15. ReaperOfSquirrels

    November 25, 2014 at 15:03

    There once was a Draenei from The Exodar,
    Who wanted to do see Elvandar.
    But it didn’t exist
    And boy was he pissed
    So he went to wipe out Orgrimmar.

    Reply

  16. Norm (@e3zype3zy)

    November 25, 2014 at 15:04

    There once was a hunter named Jet
    Whose line was “I never forget”
    He heard as he died
    His groupmembers cried
    The huntard forgot to dismiss his pet -.-

    Reply

  17. ReaperOfSquirrels

    November 25, 2014 at 15:06

    There once was a website of gaming,
    Who came up with a new way of shaming.
    They make us write rhymes,
    A whole bunch of times
    Now all I want to do is some maiming.

    Reply

  18. Kromas, Guardian of Cenarius

    November 25, 2014 at 15:06

    Took them long enough 😛

    Also this prize comes from both me and Revanstorm (who almost never posts but is lurking here somewhere)

    Reply

    • Brady miaau

      November 25, 2014 at 15:19

      Um, not a limerick.

      There was once was a Guardian named Kromas
      He had toys and goodies to give
      He posted and begged and asked
      but no one asked and no one listened
      Till the goodly people at LG
      , in their own way and time,
      took up the challenge, Dear Guardian Kromas

      Reply

    • hairyknees

      November 25, 2014 at 17:22

      Haha sorry! We do genuinely <3 you though 🙂

      Reply

      • Kromas, Guardian of Cenarius

        November 26, 2014 at 07:46

        Yeah I am just ribbing you guys. I mean at one stage I did post a whole bunch of stuff every post I made.

        This one is my faveroute. (30 seconds google pics and 20 seconds ms paint)

        Reply

    • WhiteRock

      November 26, 2014 at 07:28

      Nicely done Brood!

      Reply

      • Kromas, Guardian of Cenarius

        November 26, 2014 at 07:35

        Brood … now that is a nickname I have not heard in 14 years. Who is this?

        Reply

        • WhiteRock

          November 26, 2014 at 10:02

          Haha – you would’ve heard it at Gerkie’s wedding 🙂

          Reply

  19. William Francis

    November 25, 2014 at 15:06

    There once was a man named martha,
    who had a little thing for arthur.
    For you see he was a knight,
    who delighted in plight,
    a friend of Tichondrius the Darkener

    Reply

  20. Tiaan Pat

    November 25, 2014 at 15:08

    Leerooooooooooooooooy Jeeeeeeennnkins

    Reply

  21. Rags

    November 25, 2014 at 15:09

    There is an annoying bastard on the internet
    Who knows he will lose nothing on this bet
    He gives no shit about the prize
    So he at least does not tell a lie
    Only doing it so Hammersteyn can upvote into infinite

    Reply

  22. Andre Lubbe

    November 25, 2014 at 15:09

    I need a healer,
    I’m holding out for a healer till the end of the fight,
    He’s gotta be strong,
    And he’s gotta be fast,
    And he’s gotta have mana that lasts

    Reply

    • Brady miaau

      November 25, 2014 at 15:26

      Thanks. Great. Now I must listen to Ms Tyler in the car on the way home? Is that it?

      Reply

  23. Tiaan Pat

    November 25, 2014 at 15:09

    Seriously though I would Love to win this!! I love the WoW music, helps me concentrate at work and reminds me of playing while i listen to it!

    Reply

  24. CrasH

    November 25, 2014 at 15:09

    Just in time for the 10 Year and 40 man moltem core

    Reply

  25. Admiral Chief Wang

    November 25, 2014 at 15:10

    Knock knock
    Tick tock
    The Admiral has
    A big….clock

    Reply

    • Corrie

      November 25, 2014 at 15:15

      The clock striked twelve

      The admiral puchased a lot from valve

      Damnit im out of rhymes

      Reply

      • Kromas, Guardian of Cenarius

        November 25, 2014 at 15:15

        And then the damn sale has ended.

        Reply

        • Corrie

          November 25, 2014 at 15:22

          In which case he had to defended
          to avoid a strife with his wife
          in which why he had bought half life
          for the thirteenth time
          He yelled out “at those prices, not buying it is a crime”

          Reply

      • Mossel

        November 25, 2014 at 16:20

        It happens all the times?

        Reply

        • Corrie

          November 25, 2014 at 16:50

          And LG must really giggle hearing all my crap rhymes

          Reply

  26. Thats_how_I_Troll

    November 25, 2014 at 15:12

    Lazygamer is my tjommas,

    And so is Mr Kromas,

    I don’t quite know how to use commas,

    It is due to all my severe Head traumas,

    I don’t have time for games,

    I have a wife that gets all the blames…

    Don’t kill me if this limerick has blown your brain

    I know it might just be that lame.

    So as we grow old playing Hearth at the Stone,

    Why not for once toss this hound a bone.

    I have been left quite curious,

    But Random.org will make me Fuhrerious!

    Reply

    • Kromas, Guardian of Cenarius

      November 25, 2014 at 15:15

      Excerpt from my conversation about the CE. 🙂

      Reply

      • Corrie

        November 25, 2014 at 15:25

        Thank you good sir for the kind gesture, have a upvote

        Reply

      • Thats_how_I_Troll

        November 25, 2014 at 15:28

        Well, that is how I Troll,
        In the money we shall roll

        For some reason I cannot stop to rhyme,
        Sitting at work, not making a dime.

        I hope the winner does not sell it for blow,
        That’s it for me, I’m taking a bow

        Reply

  27. ReaperOfSquirrels

    November 25, 2014 at 15:13

    Ok guys I’m completely done,
    I can’t exactly say it’s been fun.
    But if I get my hands
    On the one that made these demands
    I’m gonna drown them with a water gun.

    Reply

  28. Rags

    November 25, 2014 at 15:13

    There was a hooker from Peru…

    Reply

    • ReaperOfSquirrels

      November 25, 2014 at 15:19

      Or was it from Kathu?

      Reply

      • Thats_how_I_Troll

        November 25, 2014 at 15:30

        Were they involved with something regarding a Gate?

        Reply

        • ReaperOfSquirrels

          November 25, 2014 at 15:40

          Oh well I guess it’s too late

          Reply

          • Thats_how_I_Troll

            November 25, 2014 at 15:44

            Here comes that filthy sneeze, Atchoo!

  29. Samuel Stein

    November 25, 2014 at 15:14

    Pick me pick me

    Reply

    • Thats_how_I_Troll

      November 25, 2014 at 15:24

      Along came Samuel Stein,
      His Limerick, damn it was Lame

      But he is not to blame
      As Some other buggers will do the same

      I hope he know that he know that this is just a joke,
      Nothing more than a random Poke.

      This is not a silly OVG Rant,
      Just planting a seed to grow a plant.

      Please don’t hack my Cloud,
      F#%^ this, I’m out

      (Drops the Mic)

      Reply

      • Norm (@e3zype3zy)

        November 25, 2014 at 15:45

        Lol

        Reply

  30. CrasH

    November 25, 2014 at 15:22

    From present to past to future come,
    We all hear the call of the War Drum.
    Many have returned that once was bored,
    Must have been Aliiance, because no one leaves the HORDE!!!!

    Reply

  31. Johann

    November 25, 2014 at 15:26

    Oh ye would be winners of Warcraft’s world. Forget it, it’s mine! Mwuahahaha

    Reply

  32. SmurFyZA

    November 25, 2014 at 15:31

    WoW…Much Draenor… Very Orc…k

    Reply

  33. Vog3r

    November 25, 2014 at 15:31

    Warriors and mages are a faceroll
    This game made me sell my soul
    Harrison Jones is the best
    Don’t care about the rest
    I really hate the Orcs and Trolls

    Reply

  34. Gareth L (That eXCheez Guy)

    November 25, 2014 at 15:32

    There once was a traveler bound for Draenor,
    Who wrote a terrible limerick to be a winner…
    It made no sense,
    He scaled the fence,
    And proclaimed that Darryn was no Jim Raynor.

    Reply

  35. SmurFyZA

    November 25, 2014 at 15:34

    For the Horde!?

    Reply

  36. Thats_how_I_Troll

    November 25, 2014 at 15:36

    Today I’ll burst the bubble with a stick,
    As this site contains no Limericks

    They always try to point it to the game
    But I say the schools are to blame

    So go ahead, call me a dick

    Reply

  37. CrasH

    November 25, 2014 at 15:37

    “there once was” a way to start a limerick
    That made it a sound like a boring Gemick.
    Every start was the same
    just to try win the game
    and now i have done the same???

    Horde!!!

    Reply

  38. SmurFyZA

    November 25, 2014 at 15:38

    There once was me
    That wanted a game for free
    … yeah thats about it. Just want to win this 🙂

    Reply

  39. Thats_how_I_Troll

    November 25, 2014 at 15:43

    I see that I have made some mistakes,
    Bob and CrasH has got what it takes

    Limericks should be dirty
    And yes I am thirty

    I putting this down, before it breaks

    Reply

  40. ReaperOfSquirrels

    November 25, 2014 at 15:43

    Some of these limericks are quite sick,
    I guess Lagz has found a trick.
    They’ve made us creative,
    But it may be destructive
    God damn, make these rhymes less hectic!

    Reply

  41. Apples ZA

    November 25, 2014 at 15:45

    Awesome prize, pick me!!! I wontz the precious!!!

    Reply

  42. Aries

    November 25, 2014 at 15:56

    I want to win just for the sake of it

    Reply

  43. shane85

    November 25, 2014 at 16:01

    Mary had a little lamb
    she also had a duck
    she put them on the mantle piece
    hoping they’d ffffffffff fall off.

    Reply

  44. shane85

    November 25, 2014 at 16:04

    i know no gnome
    who wont call ironforge home
    drinking beer atop with foam
    with the dwarfs he’ll never drink alone.

    Reply

  45. shane85

    November 25, 2014 at 16:06

    There once was a hunter named Jet
    Whose line was “I never forget”
    He heard as he died
    His groupmembers cried
    The huntard forgot to dismiss his pet

    Reply

  46. shane85

    November 25, 2014 at 16:07

    There was an orc warlock named Roth
    Who loved to show off his pet moth
    He joined a group nude
    The priest was like dude!
    He sighed, “My pet only eats cloth”.

    Reply

  47. SlagywaG

    November 25, 2014 at 16:10

    Horde have always had the top guilds and progress in most of the realms… With the might of this collectors edition I shall rise up and create the ultimate Alliance Empire.

    So basically I should win so I can stomp on the pesky Horde 😛

    *runs

    Reply

  48. ThatManVan

    November 25, 2014 at 16:16

    “FOR THE HORDE!!!!”

    Reply

  49. lsdza

    November 25, 2014 at 16:17

    I’m just writing this thing
    To hopefully win the prize
    Hopefully i get a suprise
    And all the alliance dies

    Reply

  50. Mossel

    November 25, 2014 at 16:17

    Yeah hit me with rhymes that confess their love for me! (My name is also Reinhardt for those that don’t already know) (Edit: it also has the correct spelling xD)

    Reply

    • Thats_how_I_Troll

      November 25, 2014 at 16:28

      As Mossel tries to steal some credit,
      revealing info that he must me a regular on Reddit

      But not a single rhyme?
      That is a bit of a whine

      See I did it without any edit

      Reply

      • Kensei Seraph No DA:I spoilers

        November 25, 2014 at 16:44

        be*
        Yeah, you need that edit.

        Reply

        • Thats_how_I_Troll

          November 25, 2014 at 16:46

          You saw nothing!

          Reply

          • Kensei Seraph No DA:I spoilers

            November 25, 2014 at 16:58

            I can neither confirm nor deny.

    • Kromas, Guardian of Cenarius

      November 26, 2014 at 08:12

      Raynhardt is the correct spelling for me tyvm 😛

      Reply

  51. Zayaan27

    November 25, 2014 at 16:17

    There once was a girl named Me
    Whose bank account was very empty
    She wanted desperately to go to Draenor
    And build a garrison like a Warlord
    But her funds said something like NOPE!

    Reply

  52. Thats_how_I_Troll

    November 25, 2014 at 16:20

    Anyone can type limericks in google
    Be original and not such a oogle

    I know google is your friend
    Your knowledge is taking a dent

    This is the end, lets say my fugal

    Reply

  53. ThatManVan

    November 25, 2014 at 16:21

    “FOR THE HORDE, non of them Lords, Garrosh, Hellscreem, have me swords, and my Axe, Lady Sylvannas!!! “FOR THE HORDE!!!!”

    Reply

  54. Thats_how_I_Troll

    November 25, 2014 at 16:31

    As World of warcraft recruits another member,
    Will Kromas still be remembered?

    MMORPG are lame,
    a cabbage will complain…

    As they run into the Horde glowing a certain ember

    Reply

    • hairyknees

      November 25, 2014 at 17:19

      I atually won’t 😛 never played WoW in my life!

      Reply

      • Thats_how_I_Troll

        November 25, 2014 at 17:41

        As the battle continues in Draenor, another Orc Dies!
        Matty is eating cabbage and spitting cruel lies!

        You see he is a troll (o_O)
        that does not know how to roll.

        He lives under a bridge in Azeroth with his many wives!

        Reply

  55. Draglor

    November 25, 2014 at 16:32

    I wish I could play WOW
    I’d use my only COW

    Reply

  56. Charl

    November 25, 2014 at 16:33

    For Justice!!!

    Reply

    • Thats_how_I_Troll

      November 25, 2014 at 16:39

      Is what we all demand!
      does not make it a limerick as you planned

      I can to this all day,
      Without needing a lay

      For all the rhymes need to be typed by hand

      Reply

  57. PestControl

    November 25, 2014 at 16:34

    I’ve been keeping my eye on this expansion and it seems like they really did a good job with it. Please pick me… I can’t wait to get my own garrison up and running 🙂

    Reply

  58. Brian Murphy

    November 25, 2014 at 16:40

    Already own it, already level 100 😛

    Reply

  59. Thats_how_I_Troll

    November 25, 2014 at 16:43

    As Hammersteyn start his daily upvotes
    He forgets to insert some nice emotes.

    This guy is a big man,
    Lazygamer’s biggest fan!

    Even though he cannot play games using a remote

    Reply

  60. Lana Kemp

    November 25, 2014 at 17:05

    So what? We’re allowed to spam?

    Reply

  61. Danny Baromen

    November 25, 2014 at 17:17

    I long to battle the horde,
    Because right now, I’m rather bored.
    I’m spoiling for a fight,
    The alliance is on the side of right,
    By winning this, I know I’ve scored!

    Reply

  62. Thats_how_I_Troll

    November 25, 2014 at 17:20

    As Lazygamer runs the competition a few weeks to late,

    The winner of the prize has a set date.

    Draenor, home of the ORCs

    WoW, home of the Dorks

    Now you may go ahead and meet your fate!

    Reply

  63. Lana Kemp

    November 25, 2014 at 17:23

    Sigh… Ok…

    So WoW is not just all your time,
    It’s all your dimes,
    Every month your credit card will take the punch,
    Whether you don’t have money for lunch,
    At least you’re rich in Storm Wind,
    Varian Wrynn might offer a cheese rind,
    And if you don’t know what that is,
    It’s not my fault, it’s his.

    Lawd, that’s horrible -_-

    Reply

  64. Thats_how_I_Troll

    November 25, 2014 at 17:28

    Lazygamer or is it Matthew that was the dick?
    Making us rhyme with a stupid limerick

    For most of us that will loose,
    go ahead and have some more booze.

    Cause if I win, it will be just be a Medic

    Reply

  65. Gerlu De Bruin

    November 25, 2014 at 19:38

    I have nothing clever to say… but I would love this collector’s edition 😀

    Reply

  66. Lardus-Resident Perve

    November 26, 2014 at 01:09

    Don’t pick me
    Because you see
    WoW is over for me
    Even if it is free!

    Reply

  67. WhiteRock

    November 26, 2014 at 07:29

    To play WoW is Fun
    But my wife might get a Gun
    She’ll shoot me dead
    Cuz all day I lay in bed

    Reply

  68. WhiteRock

    November 26, 2014 at 07:31

    Orc hunting we will go
    Even in the snow
    Though Alliance are lazy
    The bloody Orcs are crazy

    Reply

  69. Skyblue

    November 26, 2014 at 08:05

    Hickory dickery dock
    Ubisoft can suck my c*ck
    EA too actually…

    Reply

    • Kromas, Guardian of Cenarius

      November 26, 2014 at 08:08

      EA redeemed themselves with Dragon Age. I have yet to see a game breaking bug or error37 type issue.

      Also Blizzard got very close. 😛

      Reply

      • Skyblue

        November 26, 2014 at 08:24

        EA will remain on my c*cklog until they release/sell IP they have no intention of ever using again. System Shock being a case in point.

        Reply

        • Kromas, Guardian of Cenarius

          November 26, 2014 at 08:29

          At least System Shock had a spiritual successor in Bioshock. I am still waiting for Beyond good and Evil 2.

          Reply

          • Skyblue

            November 26, 2014 at 08:31

            Bioshock wasn’t even close to the Sci-fi greatness of SS but each to their own. Beyond Good and Evil needs some love, agreed.

  70. Kromas, Guardian of Cenarius

    November 26, 2014 at 08:19

    What do rogues and noobs have in common?

    They both pick locks. 😛

    Oh wait a joke. Guess I am disqualified. 😛

    Reply

  71. FieNd

    November 26, 2014 at 08:29

    I have a hero named Shanti.
    Who needs a level or ninety.
    She’s no good now.
    And looks like a cow.
    Please give me gear that’s mighty.

    Reply

  72. Skyblue

    November 26, 2014 at 08:29

    Gimme some Blizzard loving
    To right all other dev’s blundering
    I don’t play WOW as much anymore
    But would love to level 90 my elven wh*re

    Reply

  73. Bob the Zealot

    November 26, 2014 at 08:53

    There’s a game called WoW,
    Who made my wallet go kapow.
    I’m broke ’til this day
    because of the subscriptions I pay,
    and I’m sure the fanboys will rage now.

    Reply

  74. Wihan

    November 26, 2014 at 09:10

    Since this will be random, meh. Would like this very much 😛

    Reply

  75. Kenn Gibson

    November 26, 2014 at 11:52

    There once was a dwarf from Ironforge
    who slaughtered the horde with the name McGeorge
    He was greatly feared
    and all envied his beard
    So they QQ’d and got him banned on the spot.

    Reply

  76. Shaun De Hoog

    November 26, 2014 at 12:10

    Lok’tar Ogar!
    That’s all I’ve got right now…but I’d love yo have more…like the Collector’s Edition of WoD 🙂

    Reply

  77. hubble19

    November 26, 2014 at 12:17

    I’ll try to write a rhyme
    it really won’t be worth a dime
    but this deal is sweet
    and WOW’s a game right up my street
    I might even win this time!

    Reply

  78. Gary Johns

    November 26, 2014 at 12:27

    I like World of Warcraft, how about you?
    You like World of Warcraft, yes you do…
    I also like free things 😀

    Reply

  79. Tiaan Pat

    November 26, 2014 at 12:33

    So when does this end? no details are given?

    Reply

  80. Galbedir

    November 26, 2014 at 13:22

    This has been sitting in my Takealot cart since release, and whenever I do to checkout, I just cant bring myself to spend the cash, even though all my mates started playing again. Would LOVE to win this! You’d make me a very happy panda. Gief it naaaow!

    Reply

  81. Estian Hough

    November 26, 2014 at 13:43

    Oh mighty Random Picker…
    Pick me so I can loot Draenor Leather…
    I’ll burst, I’ll pop, I’ll grow a fancy shop.
    What I mean?
    My Garrison Green.
    Oh Random picker, please see that I am no slicker…
    Reward me with glory,
    Reward me with honor,
    Reward me with this story,
    And I’ll grow a big fat bonor.

    – Estian Hough.

    Reply

  82. Estian

    November 26, 2014 at 13:52

    I must have been a warrior in real life this whole time, because I’ve always been squishy.

    Reply

  83. Archzion

    November 26, 2014 at 15:10

    There once was a lad from Gauteng.
    Who was bored of practising his stroke,
    looking oh so sad and broke.
    He saw a competition to return to rendition.
    Nostalgia was calling from WoW.
    Just like it was in the past will it be so now?

    Hoping to return to his gay belf DK.
    So what the hell did he say!
    Pulling up his pants, he started making his keyboard dance.
    Hoping to win a ticket back to the grindfest.
    He decided to hit enter, and hope what people read they could digest.

    Reply

  84. Sage

    November 26, 2014 at 15:16

    The rouge with a 90 cap
    who only had a map
    he saw a mighty warlord
    and this made him bored
    so he gave him the sap

    Reply

  85. Verrayne

    November 26, 2014 at 15:42

    This is one great expansion.
    To have a physical copy would be
    Expanding my collection.

    Reply

  86. acl

    November 26, 2014 at 21:41

    Nice !

    Reply

  87. Mihawk

    November 27, 2014 at 03:48

    Heroes have defeated all foes on present route.

    But now lets not pout.

    World of Pandas is now out.

    So let the Mighty Warlords scream and shout 🙂

    Reply

  88. Tiaan Pat

    November 27, 2014 at 15:01

    Me

    Reply

  89. Tiaan Pat

    November 27, 2014 at 15:01

    Really

    Reply

  90. Tiaan Pat

    November 27, 2014 at 15:01

    Wants

    Reply

  91. Tiaan Pat

    November 27, 2014 at 15:01

    This

    Reply

  92. Tiaan Pat

    November 27, 2014 at 15:01

    Pick me random.org

    Reply

  93. Tiaan Pat

    November 27, 2014 at 15:01

    Pick me, pick me!!!!!

    Reply

  94. Ogdrujahad

    November 28, 2014 at 05:28

    With the Alliance there can NEVER be an Accord!
    For Orc, Troll, Tauren, Undead, Blood Elf & Goblin girls are much adored!
    We will butcher all in Stormwind,
    An apocalyptic massacre knowing no end…

    … as we roar our battle cry, “FOR THE HORDE!!!!”

    Reply

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