Win a copy of The Division plus a hamper of survival gear…and A BEANIE!

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The Division is out next week. It’s a game we’re all pretty excited about playing. Some of us ((like me!) want to tackle the game’s PVE stuff alone, or with a carefully curated group of friends that doesn’t include Darryn. Others want to get in to the tense Dark Zone stuff, in the misguided hopes that other players on the internet can actually be decent human beings.

You should be excited to – because it’s one of the freshest and most exciting things to come out of Ubisoft in ages. To celebrate its launch next week, we’re giving away a hamper of The Division stuff to a lucky reader.

Here’s what you could win:

  • T-shirt
  • Survival kit
  • Cloth patch
  • Post it notes
  • Beanie
  • Stress ball
  • Hoodie
  • Copy of the game on console of choice.

Check it out:

As per usual, there are terms and conditions.

[learn_more caption=”Ts & Cs”] The prize is not transferable and there is no cash alternative. The promoter’s decision is final in all matters and no correspondence will be entered into. The promoter reserves the right (a) to add to or waive any rules on reasonable notice (b) cancel or postpone the promotion at any stage in the event of circumstances beyond its reasonable control; or (c) in its reasonable discretion to substitute a prize of equal or greater value. If a prize remains unclaimed after reasonable efforts have been made to contact the winner the promoter will be entitled to dispose of the prize as it sees fit without any liability to the winner for having done so. The promoter reserves the right to alter, amend or foreclose the promotion without prior notice. Also, Darryn is a bloody agent! [/learn_more]
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All you have to do to enter though, is fill in this form. Winners will be drawn on 11 March. Competition is only open to those within South Africa. The losers will be left in the Dark Zone with potato guns – AND NO BEANIES.

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Last Updated: March 4, 2016

Geoffrey Tim

Editor. I’m old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time – they were capable of being masterpieces. I’m here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

  • Commander Admiral Chief

    No PC?

    Or are we getting separate competition??….???

    • Guild

      There is already one on the FB page. Keep up man

      • Commander Admiral Chief

        Seriously, I would waste my time on FB?

        HAHAHAHA, bloody agent indeed

        • Guild

          Only reason I know is cause they mentioned it on Twitter 😛

          • Pariah

            Yup. Same.

          • Commander Admiral Chief

            xD

          • which he also doesn’t use lol

          • Commander Admiral Chief

            Hahahaha

        • Guild

          Only 16 people entered so far for the steam key. Chances with Random.Org much higher

          • Commander Admiral Chief

            *lower

          • HvR

            By tomorrow morning it will seven hundred and sixty nine eight hundred and

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        On what? O_o

        • That place where you gather friends like pokemon balls or something

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            Oh, that place where people from school you don’t give a shit about are called your friends. That sounds like way too much effort for so little interest.

          • Then, now this may come as a bit of a shocker, DON’T FUCKING ADD THEM. 😛

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            WELL THEN IT’S POINTLESS ISN’T IT.

          • No. You can keep up to date on the 1 1/2 friends you do have!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            I don’t give a shit about up the minute status updates on their lives, I’m perfectly happy with: “are you alive yes/no? yes. cool, remind me again in a week.”

          • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

            I hate it when you see a news feed, something reserved for important notices, like the cure to cancer or the advancement in tech to allow us to simulate the work around for a wormhole or the death defying escape of a political leader from being crucified and torched in public, is filled with pictures of some idiots lunch, or the selfies they take, assuring everyone that, in the last 30 seconds, their faces managed to contract in ways that would make a duck hunter run out of ammunition…

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            I was just thinking how scared I’d be of future tech that posts the crap I think without me actually having to pause to type it.

            Like someone posts a pic of their sandwich or some ridiculous inspiration saying. OMG FOAD. No don’t post that! Well… shit.

          • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

            I honestly don’t understand this duckface thing, it…I… I haven’t had words for it from when it started, and I don’t think I’ll have words for it on my deathbed…

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            Yeah that shit’s weird. I’ve never taken a selfie, what’s the point of it?

          • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

            Exactly!! Why!? Why do people do it? It’s stupid! Though I must say, I saw the ex top gear team try to take a few the other day… Needless to say they eventually gave up…

  • Guild

    Bloody agents everywhere

    • If you win this, and give it to me, I’ll join you!

  • If I win this I’ll play with you guys! I promise Hammer!

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      If I win I’ll give you my PS4 copy, I don’t like them either!

      • DICK!

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          • Yeah, you stay down there where you belong!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            That’s sexist, you male pig.

    • Hammersteyn

      No thanks, I don’t want to be constantly keeping tabs on you planning to steal my loot 😛

  • I’m a simple gamer. I see a hoodie. I enter

  • PC players: We’re giving away a copy of the game on PC on Facebook. Hit this link.
    https://www.facebook.com/lazygamer.net/photos/a.10150380520698962.360667.161755108961/10153636756928962/?type=3&theater

  • VampyreSquirrel

    If I win, someone will get a PS4 copy of the game.

  • Commander Admiral Chief

    A very loyal friend has entered for me on FB.

    WHAT A TROOPER!!!

    • Jan Prins

      Is his name Gary?

    • Guild

      Seriously….This is rigged. Your proxy on FB won

      • Commander Admiral Chief

        MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

        And he never would have entered!

        • Guild

          Congrats budd. At least Sandy has someone to play with

          • Commander Admiral Chief

            I have a full squad already lolz

    • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

      HAHAHAH!!!! Well done Admiral!! That’s hilarious!!!!

      • Guild

        The Admiral needs to stop entering now. How many times has he won?

        • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

          In all honesty, I can’t contain my laughter really, that’s bloody hilarious! He probably has some form of RNG influencer!

          • Guild

            I’m glad he doesn’t play Hearthstone. I’d rage quit if I played against him

          • Commander Admiral Chief

            Hey Guild…..you up for a game later?

          • Commander Admiral Chief

            My RNG has been good this last week. RARE Warframe drops happening, now this!

        • Commander Admiral Chief

          No idea, but the last 15 times I entered I was not even on the list.

          Technically, I’m STILL not on the list

        • HvR
    • Commander Admiral Chief

      WHAT A TROOOOOOOOOOPER

  • GooseZA

    GIMME!

  • Her Highness the Hipster

    i think i need to extend my maternity leave and pretend i’m not working here anymore so that i can enter – want this hamper of STUFF!

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      You can’t – that’s clearly a man t-shirt, not a unisex.

  • Commander Admiral Chief

    Damn SCHWEEEET hoodie that

  • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    I really want that beanie… 🙁

    • Commander Admiral Chief

      When I win it, a part of you will

      • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

        Is this why we haven’t won anything since Katie Perry? Because people think we’re two separate people instead of one AWESOME BRO?

        • Commander Admiral Chief

          I’ve won about 4 times since that fateful day

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            WHAT? In the last 8 years I’ve only won once… ONCE!! I fear that might have been a pity win because I whined about never winning. :/

          • Commander Admiral Chief

            You are IRregular

  • Marek Nourse

    I hope I win…. I hope I win… I hope I win…

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