Not all toys and merchandise were created equal. There are some things I see that I can smile and nod about – just see, admire and move on with my life. And then there are things that I need. I needed my Mass Effect hoodie. I needed the giant Princess Leia plushie for my tiny person. And I’m struggling against the need for this adorable BB-8. Imagine being able to chase after people with the droid, sending messages or just pretending I’m using the force? So. Cool.
Well, I’m not the winner, obviously. I didn’t enter because that would be grossly unethical. Plus, the whole point is that this giveaway is meant to spoil you guys, our awesome readers. It’s supposed to make sure you all know how important you are to us, how grateful we are that you come and visit the site, read our words and mock us in the comment section. Tis the season and all, and this is how we like to make you know we care.
So, without further ado, here is who Random.org selected as our winner:
Martin ooosthuizen!
Congratulations ! The force is obviously strong with you. For those who didn’t win, you could always put this on your list for your friends, family or sugar daddies to buy. The iStore will happily sell them to you, helping to restore balance in the force of your home.
Last Updated: December 9, 2016
Aries
December 9, 2016 at 15:41
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo
But Congrats
Raptor Rants
December 9, 2016 at 15:42
mother… Not even 7th! 🙁
Original Heretic
December 9, 2016 at 16:04
Not even an honorable mention. And I entered this one twice, dammit, TWICE!
VampyreSquirrel
December 9, 2016 at 16:20
Congrats!
Captain JJ
December 9, 2016 at 16:23
On the LIST!
*cries*
Jonah Cash
December 12, 2016 at 07:43
Hahahaha… Beat you by 1!!
V@mp
December 9, 2016 at 16:24
4th? Motherf…..
Congrats Martin. You lucky bastard.
Dr le Quack
December 9, 2016 at 20:52
6th on the list, kill me famalams.
Generic ZA
December 10, 2016 at 10:01
I feels like a droid sucked into void, not even a hint of me on the list, unless I scramble some of the other names up.
But enjoy dude
*strained smile*
Jonah Cash
December 12, 2016 at 07:42
Hmmmmm…. 9th…. Well at least I made the list this time!!
Martin Oosthuizen
December 12, 2016 at 08:24
Wow, did, did I really won? Should probably wait for the confirmation email, might be another Martin from the dark side lol.
Martin Oosthuizen
December 12, 2016 at 09:04
Thanks to everyone involved with making this prize available! Xmas really came early this year! 🙂 Thanks to you guys for always having these awesome competitions! I am usually never on the Random.org top10 list, I’m proof of it being possible to win! #Staystrong everyone, your day will come
Sageville
December 12, 2016 at 10:06
Another day in Westworld….
Wake up, enter competition, lose competition, get naked, shoot people, die, rinse, repeat…