Destiny is one of the largest new IPs – it has sold tons of copies, is getting loads of attention and causing plenty of debates. However, the PC master race has been missing out. Plenty of you have been desperate to use your mouse and keyboard for some Destiny pew pew action, and now you can.
Okay, that might be a slight exaggeration. But this Loot Cave shooter simulates the experience that plenty of Destiny players have been having recently – rather than play the actual game, people are using the loot cave to farm for engrams and leveling. Now you can, too.
The loot cave might have been nerfed in Destiny, but we can still enjoy all the mindless shooting action. Avoid your work the way people have been wanting to do for weeks – do some farming in Destiny. You will just need the Unity plug-in installed and allowed and you can see how many levels you go up as you smile gleefully when you see a purple drop.
No, this isn’t what Destiny is actually all about. However, rather than discuss the virtues of high versus low loot drop rates, or the issues of farming in general, let’s just laugh at the loot cave tribute and enjoy shooting into nothingness in the hopes of a reward.
How many levels can you go up before you break the trance-like state? Does this take you to a zen level of calm? Those wind sounds certainly help me relax and clear my head – maybe I should use this as a strange form of computer meditation.
Last Updated: October 1, 2014
Kensei Seraph - Staff
October 1, 2014 at 12:06
How do you “nerved” something?
Did your spell check get nerfed?
Matewis Jubilai
October 1, 2014 at 12:14
Hmmpf you call this a work avoidance game? That baseball/cricket flash game, now that was a work avoidance game! I wonder if I still have my old screenshot of beating the game lying around somewhere…
edit: nope, have a pic of another good work avoidance game instead:
Admiral Chief 0
October 1, 2014 at 12:21
The mother of all games!
Kensei Seraph - Staff
October 1, 2014 at 12:21
It looks a lot like Pocket Tanks.
Admiral Chief 0
October 1, 2014 at 12:22
NO!
Pocket tanks looks like Scorched Earth!
Get your facts straight!
😛
Kensei Seraph - Staff
October 1, 2014 at 12:23
I never played Scorched Earth so I don’t know which came first.
Admiral Chief 0
October 1, 2014 at 12:24
Dude, that was one of the first games I ever played, dem feels
Alex Hicks
October 1, 2014 at 12:25
WHAT!!!!!!!!! You never played Scorched Earth???!!!!! HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE!
Hammersteyn
October 1, 2014 at 12:28
Launch the M.I.R.V. !!
Matewis Jubilai
October 1, 2014 at 12:29
Launch the napalm into the small valley that tank is hiding in! (evil grin)
Admiral Chief 0
October 1, 2014 at 12:30
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAA
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 1, 2014 at 12:30
No, the DEATH’S HEAD! No mercy!
Admiral Chief 0
October 1, 2014 at 12:32
Indeed, NO MERCY TO BE HAD!
I remember playing on a 386, if you launched the deaths head (on that hacked version, cheap cost) and the game would lag and stop because of all the deaths’ heads
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 1, 2014 at 12:33
My favourite was always destroying the ground under a tank & watching him fall to his death.
Hammersteyn
October 1, 2014 at 12:39
I miss my PC speaker going ape shit when stuff blows up
Matewis Jubilai
October 1, 2014 at 12:39
for you then: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=qMVJ2SAEEhk#t=317
Matewis Jubilai
October 1, 2014 at 12:36
That is the game’s signature weapon no doubt! Also the one I remember best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=qMVJ2SAEEhk#t=258
Admiral Chief 0
October 1, 2014 at 14:18
F-F-F-F-FUNKY BOMB
Hammersteyn
October 1, 2014 at 12:38
NOOOOOOOOOOOB
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 1, 2014 at 12:40
Big badaboom ;P
Brady miaau
October 1, 2014 at 13:47
This is the sort of the original throw stuff at other people (such a lot of stuff, nukes, mirvs, all sorts) after the gorrillas chucked some bananan
Mielies the Magnificent
October 1, 2014 at 14:57
Dirtbomb to the face!!! Good times…
2scaly4j0o
October 1, 2014 at 15:25
One of the EPIC’s!
DJSkippy
October 2, 2014 at 06:47
If i could I would set the upvote to infinity and then some more.
Rock789
October 2, 2014 at 09:54
Such a classic, fun game! 🙂
Anyone ever play, what I think was called “Gorillas”? It was a Qbasic based game – exactly the same as Scorched Earth, but instead you were King King sized gorillas throwing exploding bananas at one another in randomly generated city skyscrapers… Man, we spent many a Computer Science lesson playing that instead of following the teacher’s lecture…
Hammersteyn
October 1, 2014 at 12:20
What happens when you reach level 20?
Admiral Chief 0
October 1, 2014 at 12:20
Gabe comes and slaps you silly
Matewis Jubilai
October 1, 2014 at 12:28
People in white coats arrive and take you to weskoppies. Weskoppies’ agents in white coats sometimes take a proactive approach. I’ve seen them waiting outside movie theaters checking everyone tickets when Liefling and Pretville were showing.
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 1, 2014 at 12:29
You qualify to start playing Final Fantasy games.
Kensei Seraph - Staff
October 1, 2014 at 12:30
You become a wizard.
Hammersteyn
October 1, 2014 at 12:39
I was thinking that’s when the game truly begins 😛
Mielies the Magnificent
October 1, 2014 at 15:00
It gets nerfed and you only receive one engram every 40 seconds
Nikola
October 1, 2014 at 13:03
Hhahahahah lol
Mielies the Magnificent
October 1, 2014 at 14:58
Hey I got a purple engram!!! 99% chance it gives me 1 vibrating coin -.-
Astyanax
October 4, 2014 at 02:40
“However, the PC master race has been missing out.” lol no we haven’t. Stupid anti-PC playing the victim card. What a surprise…