Yeah, that’s not what arcades are for…

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Mai

Look, I like games…I like them a lot. But i probably don’t like them as much as this guy. A Japanese man was found having a public tug at his man-sausage while people around him politely tried to ignore his presence while they played games.

That’s according to Final Round’s Scott Popular, who witnessed the man playing with the wrong Joystick. He was there to play games – and hadn’t noticed the perpetrator pawing at himself at first.

"It took me like 5 minutes to visually realize and process that dood was just standing there jackin’ his shit," said Scott on his blog.

pickletickle

I have no problems with people tickling the pickle, but time and place. Your local arcade in the afternoon? Neither the time nor the place.  The most hilarious thing about it? The game Jack (I’m just going to call him Jack, ok?) was playing? The King of Fighters XIII: Climax. Couldn’t make this up if I’d tried. No word on whether or not he beat the game before beating his meat – but he was very nicely asked asked to leave the premises.

Personally, I think he got off easy.

Last Updated: July 25, 2012

Geoffrey Tim

Editor. I’m old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time – they were capable of being masterpieces. I’m here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

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