“Boy, would you look at all that rain pounding against my window right now!” – what I wish I was saying. The weather people promised us a cool shower today dammit, which would be nothing short of fantastic given this violent heat wave we’re suffering through in Joburg. Instead all we’ve been given is… more sun. CURSE YOU INCOMPETENT WEATHER PREDICTORS AND YOU GIANT ORB OF DOOM!
Best Stories
Oh my… 2016 sure is packed with some promising looking games thus far! Personally, I can’t wait to get my hands on ‘Telltale Games Presents: Seven episodes of Obi-Wan Cannoli’. Darryn predicted such a game, so it must be true!
YAAAAARRGH! Apparently Video game piracy could be gone in two years according to a prolific cracking group. Pirates beware, you might actually have to start paying for games – which is what you should be doing anyways goddamit.
And finally, finally, Netflix has officially come to South Africa (here’s what you should be watching). Yes, the offering isn’t as vast as that of the States, but hey, anything other than the premium priced DSTV is a win for us all I rate.
Worst Stories
Hey, there actually wasn’t anything super terrible this week, unless you count actually having to start work again, which, let’s be honest, is HORRIBLE. I need a longer holiday – like a year long or so.
Random Stories
Should you play Dr. Langeskov, The Tiger And The Terribly Cursed Emerald: A Whirlwind Heist? Of course…. at least if you’re one who enjoys oranges, tigers, and mysteries.
That, or you could throw your money at this very legit open world RPG Star Wars game over on Kickstarter. It’s so legit that it’ll feature the likes of Obi Jim Kenobi!
If that doesn’t tickle your fancy, perhaps this Star Wars Force FX Black Series Lightsaber will. Watch in awe as Alessandro unboxes it all the while managing to crop the top half of his head out of the video almost perfectly. That takes skill I tell you, pure skill!
Batman of the Week
New year, new Batman. Ha, that’s a dirty lie! Darryn has held onto his cape just a little too tight, and is the first caped crusader for 2016!
Header Image of the Week
Wow, that one Division character looks just like our very own Darryn. Wait a minute…
Most Comments
This article isn’t from 2016 I’m afraid. I do feel it is worth mentioning though. Toward the end of last year, just before Christmas, the Admiral put out some articles for you to all comment on in our absence. One of them garnered a record 1511 comments! Well done you lot, that’s nothing short of impressive!
Comment of the Week
Yeah, this week’s best comment had nothing to actually say, but much to show. Well done Hammersteyn – your photoshop almost looks like an actual copy paste of a photograph of me at the farm!
Bonus Premium Content
Have some WTF compliments of Darryn…
Why was there no cabbage included in this parody? CABBAGES ARE PEOPLE TOO OK!
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Last Updated: January 8, 2016
VampyreSquirrel
January 8, 2016 at 12:44
Congrats to Darryn, Erwin and Trev…. Feels like I might be saying this a lot.
RinceThis
January 8, 2016 at 12:45
Only one of those sadly 🙂
VampyreSquirrel
January 8, 2016 at 12:51
Whoops 😛
RinceThis
January 8, 2016 at 12:52
lol Happy new year by the way!
VampyreSquirrel
January 8, 2016 at 12:59
You too man, hope 2016 is f’ing awesome
Captain JJ 4x
January 8, 2016 at 15:35
Dione
VampyreSquirrel
January 11, 2016 at 08:50
Deon* Dion* Dion Wired?* Diane*
Captain JJ 4x
January 11, 2016 at 14:28
That would explain the prices. 😀
RinceThis
January 8, 2016 at 12:44
At least it isn’t Trev! Tehehehe!
Hammersteyn
January 8, 2016 at 12:47
XD
RinceThis
January 8, 2016 at 12:48
Where is the cretin any how?
Hammersteyn
January 8, 2016 at 12:50
Stalking the comment section I bet.
Raptor Rants
January 8, 2016 at 13:04
Crying in a corner coz his streak is broken?
VampyreSquirrel
January 8, 2016 at 13:07
Could be… welcome back trooper
Raptor Rants
January 8, 2016 at 13:08
Thank you thank you. I can tell you all missed me 🙂
Hammersteyn
January 8, 2016 at 13:09
I miss everyone, you’ve no idea how dull Decembers are
Raptor Rants
January 8, 2016 at 13:12
lol. Shame man. Well, you have us all back now (almost). By Monday it should be back in full swing and the insults and random trolling will flow
Jan Prins
January 8, 2016 at 13:36
You just have terrible aim!
Jan Prins
January 8, 2016 at 13:12
I missed you for like 7 minutes.
Raptor Rants
January 8, 2016 at 13:13
That joke is so 2015….
#cries
Jan Prins
January 8, 2016 at 13:17
My life is so 1986 and I want it to end!
Raptor Rants
January 8, 2016 at 13:19
no! Stick around! 2016 should be pretty cool
Jan Prins
January 8, 2016 at 13:19
Should. Heh-heh. Yeah.
Generic ZA
January 8, 2016 at 13:38
Baring one glitch, we get an extra day (Leap Year) in 2016 and it just had to be a Monday
🙁
Raptor Rants
January 8, 2016 at 13:38
Did you have to destroy my dreams?
Generic ZA
January 8, 2016 at 13:44
Just keeping it real ;P You need a hug
Raptor Rants
January 8, 2016 at 13:53
*sniff* thanks
VampyreSquirrel
January 8, 2016 at 13:29
pffft, whatever… XD
Raptor Rants
January 8, 2016 at 13:38
Love you too
Hammersteyn
January 8, 2016 at 13:07
RANTS is back!
RinceThis
January 8, 2016 at 13:15
I thought you said steak, and it still made sense hahaha
Raptor Rants
January 8, 2016 at 13:54
Steaks! Steaks all round!!!!
Captain JJ 4x
January 8, 2016 at 16:07
I read “steak is broken” and then I thought it’s probably likely, since he likes it well done.
Hammersteyn
January 8, 2016 at 12:46
Nice one Darryn!
https://media.giphy.com/media/buXM8ZWZr7vMc/giphy.gif
Captain JJ 4x
January 8, 2016 at 16:07
I love this video
Hammersteyn
January 11, 2016 at 07:54
Best video on youtube