Easter eggs are the real bonus features of video games. They’re worth hunting down, and are a guilty pleasure of note. But those hidden extras are usually in-game only. Not GTA V though. It’s got something hidden on the map, right out of the box.
One NeoGAFFer who for some reason keeps a UV light on his person, discovered a secret on the GTA V map. Pics and summary follow below, click to embiggen:
T.P.E – Trevor Philips Enterprises.
Weaponry, narcotics, intimidation and casual wear.
Lago Zan Cudo.
Great Ocean, Highway north,
through north Chumash,
0.5 miles past Raton Canyon.
When guard rail ends,
follow the dirt road down the docks.
Bring $500,000 cash.
I’ve just got the damn game, so I have no idea yet what happens when you head to this location with a cool half a million in non-sequential bills. As soon as I’ve gotten enough violent refunds from happy ending workers, I’ll find out.
Big thanks to Umar your current title is too damn long, for the link.
Last Updated: September 17, 2013
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 17, 2013 at 12:01
Umar current title is too damn long lulz
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
September 17, 2013 at 12:09
Lol. Brenda said it’s too long… hehehe *juvenile jokes still crack me up*
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 17, 2013 at 12:09
HAHA
ToshZA
September 17, 2013 at 12:32
I’ve heard it being called a member, but never a title. Grandiose, I should try that in my next pick up line.
“I have a great title, wanna see?”
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
September 17, 2013 at 12:32
Lol!
That Dark Twit
September 17, 2013 at 12:34
Haha!
Umar Betrayed By Brenda
September 17, 2013 at 12:38
At least I have a long title
ToshZA
September 17, 2013 at 12:47
Hey straws are long too! What a coincidence!
😀
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 17, 2013 at 12:47
HAHA, well trolled sir, well trolled!
M-m-m-monster John
September 17, 2013 at 12:55
What about his subtitles?
ToshZA
September 17, 2013 at 12:58
They’re in French.
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
September 17, 2013 at 13:00
So would you say they are in French Letters? 😉
M-m-m-monster John
September 17, 2013 at 13:01
So they always surrender, they are shaped like fries and enjoy Jerry Lewis?
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 17, 2013 at 12:38
(correction from Zoe to Brendaaaa?)
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
September 17, 2013 at 14:42
Brenda wrote the article
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 17, 2013 at 14:46
Aye, but do you have a Zoe fetish that you subconsciously wrote that?
😛
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
September 17, 2013 at 14:48
Not sure how that happened. Think I was reading a Zoe article in a different tab and thought first she wrote this article.
Imagine my joy when I realised it was actually Brenda and I had the opportunity to troll him… errr. I mean her…
Umar Silent Hill Save Lisa :(
September 17, 2013 at 12:09
Damn you! Cutting off people’s names like it means nothing, well shame on you sir!
SHAME
ON
YOU
http://katierhalper.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/the-hand.gif?w=359&h=225
CypherGate
September 17, 2013 at 12:15
LOL
HvR
September 17, 2013 at 12:23
You are not alone, join the good fight
https://www.facebook.com/OccupyGenitalIntegrity?sk=wall&filter=1
Umar Betrayed By Brenda
September 17, 2013 at 12:27
LOL …. well that’s a whole new thing all together, one that I have no stance on.
Hammersteyn
September 17, 2013 at 12:25
Copy and paste the title?
Umar Betrayed By Brenda
September 17, 2013 at 12:26
Exactly, he puts the Lazy in Lazygamer
InsanityFlea
September 17, 2013 at 12:18
Please label articles as spoilers 🙂
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 17, 2013 at 12:19
It’s an Easter egg… Not really the same as a spoiler, no?
InsanityFlea
September 17, 2013 at 12:19
yes this is, but for any future articles 🙂
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
September 17, 2013 at 12:20
It’s an easter egg spoiler!
@33d7b24b342dc12fe240268c0c603d61:disqus
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 17, 2013 at 12:20
LOL. Was going to say, you carry a UV torch around, if so… http://31.media.tumblr.com/c85013cce69eb0aebc0218119d2a18d3/tumblr_mhzr16g7891ryc8o6o1_500.gif
Umar Your Current Title Is Too
September 17, 2013 at 12:21
Lol dude you never when you have to investigate a crime scene
InsanityFlea
September 17, 2013 at 12:23
LMAO!
HvR
September 17, 2013 at 12:29
they guy who made the gif left out the most important part.
Hammersteyn
September 17, 2013 at 12:26
Why would he shine a UV lamp on the map in the first place? Did he maybe spill something on it?
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
September 17, 2013 at 12:28
I was waiting for someone to go down that road
Hammersteyn
September 17, 2013 at 12:43
Same but the tension was killing me.
ToshZA
September 17, 2013 at 12:48
Do you now feel relieved?
Hammersteyn
September 17, 2013 at 13:16
Very much so
Alex Hicks
September 17, 2013 at 12:28
Was wondering the same thing. Maybe he was investigating to make sure that his brother wasn’t as, um, “excited” about GTA V as he probably is …
Umar Betrayed By Brenda
September 17, 2013 at 12:29
……
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
September 17, 2013 at 12:47
What do these fine young sailors have to do with anything?
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 17, 2013 at 12:47
Seamen…
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
September 17, 2013 at 12:48
Whats long, hard, and full of Seamen?
A Submarine ;P
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 17, 2013 at 12:56
*slow clap*
Umar Betrayed By Brenda
September 17, 2013 at 12:59
LOL NICE!
ToshZA
September 17, 2013 at 12:33
Honestly, if I had a UV light, I’d love to see how different stuff looks while under UV light. Probably just thought it’d look cool, and oh wow wtf is this?
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 17, 2013 at 12:38
I’d go check my Skyrim map…
Hammersteyn
September 17, 2013 at 12:43
Good idea!
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 17, 2013 at 12:54
Some people are really excited about GTA V… like… REALLY excited. :/
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
September 17, 2013 at 12:31
Lol I saw the header pic and all I could think is:
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 17, 2013 at 12:41
Heh
Kobus Nel
September 17, 2013 at 15:39
LOL
Syph1n
September 17, 2013 at 12:33
Bioshock did it first
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
September 17, 2013 at 12:34
It did?
Avithar
September 17, 2013 at 12:39
Cheats on IGN already the game is not even a full day old yet… not cool IGN NOT COOL!!! http://www.ign.com/wikis/gta-5/Cheats_and_Secrets#Xbox_360_GTA_5_Cheat_Codes
HeniQpotter
September 17, 2013 at 12:40
Saw that, not even gonna go there.
Avithar
September 17, 2013 at 12:44
bud i agree that stuff you look for once you have completed the game like a million times…
oVg
September 17, 2013 at 12:40
JETPACK
Daniel Keevy
September 17, 2013 at 13:28
Anyone else remember precariously balancing a car so you could get the package off a roof of a petrol station?
OH YOU GODS!
Mark Treloar
September 17, 2013 at 13:51
When you get there a hippie sells you the mother ship for $500,000
Callan
September 17, 2013 at 15:12
Bermuda Triangle my planes motor turned of in the middle of the ocean then only to be eaten by a shark anyone else get that?
jason
September 17, 2013 at 20:42
Just tryed this with a uv light! Nothing on there at all!!!!
rory
September 18, 2013 at 12:19
special edition only
Brok
September 19, 2013 at 03:09
I imagine this has to be for GTA Online as the mission states the mission title from the GTA:O trailer
Brok
September 19, 2013 at 03:10
Holy crap I can’t type….”The map shows the title from a GTA Online mission” is what I meant
David White
September 20, 2013 at 23:05
AS FAR AS THE 500K……………A guy just shoots you and takes the money, then the game auto-saves. DO NOT DO THIS!!!!!!!!
Avithar
September 25, 2013 at 16:16
who went to the location “they’re here”? whats there i tried but only found the army base…HELP…
AToxicNinja
September 29, 2013 at 07:07
If you take a heli or plane above fort zancudo there is an alien ship *spoilers fish*