The blow job bot that recreates “intimate human oral interaction”

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There’s an odd stigma around sex toys for men that’s not quite as pervasive as it is for women. While dildos, vibrators and other accessories are somewhat socially accepted, toys to help men get their jollies are, anecdotally, a little more derided. I think that may be because men are seen as being hyper-orgasmic, able to orgasm very nearly at will, while it takes significantly more work for women to climax.

Sex toys for men are often viewed as a lascivious refuge for the depraved and perverted, which doesn’t really help foster healthy attitudes towards sexuality. Unfortunately, it’s not really helped by things like this. Enter the Arlan Robotics Service Droid 1.0. Up on Indiegogo, the “service droid” is a somewhat discreet oral sex bot.

Says Arlan Robotics:

“The adult sex toy industry, although vast, is rather limited with realistic, robotic droids. There are a few being developed that run in to the tens of thousands of pounds which seems a very high entry level. I went about taking what I consider to be the ultimate intimate act and recreating it in every detail from a precise engineering perspective.

I was shocked at how sterile and cold male sex toys appear given the technology available in the 21st Century.”

This then, is a relatively realistic droid is available for £245, after which it’ll cost £445 to have a robot suck you off. To make that a pleasurable experience, it’ll come with “soft silicone mouths with delicate tongues and also semi-rigid teeth that gave a fantastic feeling.” It’s…it’s a little creepy. Take a look:

To make things even creepier, its makers suggest that with a little imagination, you could have just about anyone fellate you.

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Who needs sleep anyway?

“I realised that with this product you will not see the face when it is in-use so the possibilities are endless. Someone can match the clothes, hairstyle and perfume of anyone they choose to, like a celebrity or the person in the office and virtually have an intimate experience with them whenever they like.”

The robot also has a sort of suction action, and can run at speeds of up to a” Punishing 120 cycles per minute.” Look, I’m not saying that this gussied up motorised stepladder will rip your genitals off, but I think if you’re looking for masturbatory aids you should just reach for the Fleshlight.

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Aaaaahhhhhh!

Last Updated: April 26, 2017

Geoffrey Tim

Editor. I'm old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time - they were capable of being masterpieces. I'm here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

  • For me it was all fine and well as far as sex toys go.. until this point “Someone can match the clothes, hairstyle and perfume of anyone they choose to, like a celebrity or the person in the office”

    This just got really weird…

    • That’s more than a little rapey, imo.

      • MonsterCheddar

        You think?

    • Original Heretic

      It’s the same direction VR sex is headed.
      Put the headgear on, put on the suit and shag your favourite celeb.

  • Original Heretic

    Reminds me of a joke.
    There’s a man in USA walking a tightrope that is strung across a portion of The Grand Canyon.
    At the exact same moment, there is a 25 year old man in France who is getting a blowjob from an 80 year old woman.
    Both men are thinking the exact same thing as the exact same moment.
    What is it?
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    Don’t look down.

    • Hammersteyn

      XD XD XD

    • MonsterCheddar

      HA HA HA HA HA

  • konfab

    ” I think that may be because men are seen as being hyper-orgasmic, able to orgasm very nearly at will, while it takes significantly more work for women to climax.

    DID YOU JUST ASSUME THERE ARE BIOLOGICAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN?

    http://i.imgur.com/avHnbUZ.gif

    • MonsterCheddar

      XD. The Feminists are going to go nuts…….Excuse the pun.

  • Daniel Hallinan

    I’m not sure I’d be comfortable putting Mr Peepers in the jaws of something straight out of a Japanese horror movie, or, depending on the angle, straight out of a b-grade western horror movie.

    • Mr Peepers. I have nearly had an emobilsm laughing.

  • Hvr
  • Hammersteyn

    Konami should hook it up in motel rooms with a TV and timer and when time runs out this pops up.
    http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6wkn2bXee1qg6rkio1_500.gif
    With a girl shouting SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEE but muffled.

    • fleshtwister

      lmao!

  • MonsterCheddar
  • HvR

    Still better facial expressions than ME:A

    • Hammersteyn

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP!

    • konfab

      lol

    • MonsterCheddar

      BURN!!!!

    • lol

  • MonsterCheddar

    Lekker piele Boys.

  • MonsterCheddar
  • Sageville

    I vote Geoff does the product review….

  • MonsterCheddar

    I swear that GIF is just wrong….That thing needs to be shot and burned at the same time.

  • Umar

    Maybe………….

  • Wow this article is a mouth full.

    The guy who invented it must have had major blue balls.

    I am not sure if this invention will be good or if it will suck. 😛

  • Admiral Chief

    WTAF

    • HvR

      Do not think you should try it out in your present condition

      • Admiral Chief

        Yeah, lava-pee has been downgraded to boiling-water-pee

  • Lu

    Yeah but can you get one shaped like a Xenomorph?