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Hotline Miami 2 review round-up

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Hotline Miami 2 (5)

Ever play the original Hotline Miami? It’s a brutal and unforgiving game, where death is but a mere wrong move away as you navigate your way through the skulls of mobsters using whatever weapons were at your disposal. It’s a drug-fuelled monster of a game, that makes no false promises about it wanting to kill you as quickly and as frequently as possible. It’s now also the kind of game that has a sequel out. And the reviews are looking good so far.

Polygon – 8.5/10

Hotline Miami 2 (4)

Hotline Miami 2 may look like its predecessor, but it’s a completely different beast. The original was a drug; a pulsating, hypnotic thing. Hotline Miami 2 consciously makes it slightly harder to get lost in that flow, but trades that trance for a story that I’m still rapturously unpacking. It gives you the tools and freedom you need to execute unbelievable killing combos, and then gives you ample time to consider the consequences. That might be what has made Hotline Miami 2 such an unforgettable experience for me: Between those two halves — the killing and the consequence — I still do not know which is more brutal.

IGN – 8.8/10

Hotline Miami 2 (3)

Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number is a great game and a worthy sequel. It’s more confident in its style, storytelling ability, and level design than the first game. It has enough depth to stand on its own, but also manages to nail a balanced variety of new and old Hotline Miami goodness for fans who want both.

Game Informer – 8.5/10

Hotline Miami 2 (6)

Though it is not for the faint of heart, Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number provides thrills at the occasional and momentary cost of your sanity. Though you’ll likely find yourself screaming at your screen on a regular basis, you’re equally as likely to find yourself eagerly loading the next level.

Destructoid – 9/10

Hotline Miami 2 (1)

Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number is more of the same, but that’s not a bad thing if that’s all you want out of it. After beating the sequel I was immediately inspired to go back and play the original, which in turn inspired me to start playing Wrong Number again. Between the level editor and the iron-clad gameplay, I’ll be enjoying this franchise for years to come.

Eurogamer – No score

Hotline Miami 2 (2)

There’s lots to love here, but the structure makes it difficult to explore and exploit. It’s still an absolute riot to play, and the urge to press on remains compulsive, despite the narrative hi-jinx. Its failings are never enough to truly spoil things – Hotline Miami 2 is definitely to be recommended. It’s the sequel that everyone expected, perhaps. But I’m not sure it’s the sequel the original truly deserved.

Sounds like the game is going to see a spike in hardware sales when various consoles get thrown through a window. Hotline Miami is out from today on Linux, Mac, PC, PlayStation 3, PS4 and Vita.

Last Updated: March 11, 2015

45 Comments

  1. My body is ready! Got this AND Ori and the Blind Forest to play now 🙂 who the hell am I going to give my time to first?????????????

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    • Blood Emperor Trevor

      March 11, 2015 at 10:41

      We all know you’re going to give your time to your lord & saviour, DOTA.

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      • hairyknees

        March 11, 2015 at 10:56

        AMEN! xD

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    • Pariah

      March 11, 2015 at 10:41

      After reading this I’m almost 100% sure you’re single. XD

      Edit: or have an awesome gf who games as well. Both work, actually.

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      • ReaperOfSquirrels

        March 11, 2015 at 10:47

        Nah, he’s single, porra and has big hair… poor child. XD

        #TheySeeMeTrollinTheyBeHatin

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        • Pariah

          March 11, 2015 at 10:48

          The worst part is that he used to be Geoff’s chest hair. Or was that beard? One can never tell.

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          • Anon A Mouse

            March 11, 2015 at 10:49

            He was fine with Geoff tea bagging him. #lettheimaginationflow

          • Pariah

            March 11, 2015 at 10:50

            Is that even possible? That afro seems like it acts as a shield against any kind of genitals to the face.

          • hairyknees

            March 11, 2015 at 10:56

            I always wondered why my morning breath tasted like soy sauce in Germany O_o

          • Pariah

            March 11, 2015 at 10:57

            LOL!!! That imagery.

          • Hammersteyn

            March 11, 2015 at 10:59

          • hairyknees

            March 11, 2015 at 11:07

            Hahahaha xD

          • ReaperOfSquirrels

            March 11, 2015 at 10:54

            hahahaha

            Geoff’s asian… he doesn’t have chest hair

            #lacist

          • Hammersteyn

            March 11, 2015 at 10:54

            Tell where the beard stops and the chest starts?

      • hairyknees

        March 11, 2015 at 10:54

        Whatevs… my PC is girlfriend enough! 😛

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        • Hammersteyn

          March 11, 2015 at 10:55

          PC can be any girlfriend, blonde, brunette, asian, russian…..

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          • hairyknees

            March 11, 2015 at 10:55

            Exactly! And when she gets out of hand, I just unplug her. PROBLEM SOLVED!

          • Hammersteyn

            March 11, 2015 at 10:55

            Hahahahaha

          • Pariah

            March 11, 2015 at 10:56

            XD

          • ReaperOfSquirrels

            March 11, 2015 at 10:56

            lol!

          • Hammersteyn

            March 11, 2015 at 10:56

            Normally a blue screen is an indication

          • hairyknees

            March 11, 2015 at 10:57

            XD hahaha!

          • Blood Emperor Trevor

            March 11, 2015 at 11:21

            or even a pigeon…

          • Hammersteyn

            March 11, 2015 at 11:25

            O_o

    • Hammersteyn

      March 11, 2015 at 10:44

      DOTA 😛

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      • Pariah

        March 11, 2015 at 10:46

        He has 3,903 hours in dota. It’s insane.

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        • Hammersteyn

          March 11, 2015 at 10:50

          Ive never been that committed to anything. Save PS2 but I only have 1070 hours on that.

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          • Pariah

            March 11, 2015 at 10:50

            Pokemon Yellow. just over 4k hours. Dota2 has 1900 hours from me. Beyond that, nothing really keeps me for too long. Terraria at around 250 hours.

        • hairyknees

          March 11, 2015 at 10:54

          #UMADBRO? 😀

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          • Pariah

            March 11, 2015 at 10:55

            It’s 2000 more hours than me. Bet I’m still better than you are. 😛

          • hairyknees

            March 11, 2015 at 10:56

            ORLY? WANNA WEBCAM BATTLE? I’LL 1V1 YOU MID ANYTIME BOET!

          • Pariah

            March 11, 2015 at 10:57

            Add me on steam. I’m in the lagz group, this name and avatar. Let’s do this. XD

            Not that I mid, ever, but fuck it.

          • hairyknees

            March 11, 2015 at 11:17

            YOLO

          • Pariah

            March 11, 2015 at 11:26

            Just checking your dotabuff, I’m about to get a hiding of note. Don’t care, 1v1 mid YOLO!!!

          • hairyknees

            March 11, 2015 at 11:44

            Haha it’ll be fun 😛

    • ReaperOfSquirrels

      March 11, 2015 at 10:46

      Garth?

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    • Anon A Mouse

      March 11, 2015 at 10:47

      Nice try at Trolling. We all know you’re DOTA’s bitch. 😉

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      • hairyknees

        March 11, 2015 at 10:54

        Oh I am, but I do find time to play other stuff… sometimes!

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  2. David

    March 11, 2015 at 10:41

    Then you got PC Gamer that argues that the fake rape scene is needless (missing its point) then lambastes the game for giving you the option of taking it out.

    You.Just.Can’t.Win with some people.

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  3. Pariah

    March 11, 2015 at 10:45

    This game really doesn’t interest me. Nor does the first. Meh. I’ll just have to play through my hefty backlog instead.

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  4. 1982Rule

    March 11, 2015 at 11:27

    Really can’t see the use of this coming out on any platform other that phone and maybe Vita…….Why would I EVER play this on PC or Console?? What a waste!!

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  5. WitWolfy

    March 11, 2015 at 14:16

    I dont like this game, reminds me too much of Die Hard on the NES.

    http://i.ytimg.com/vi/NrXQvo1Bf3A/maxresdefault.jpg

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    • Codename Robocod

      March 23, 2015 at 02:03

      That’s a pretty stupid reason to not like it. That’s like saying you don’t like Mario because its too much like James Pond.

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      • WitWolfy

        March 23, 2015 at 08:10

        ??? Have you ever played Die Hard on NES?

        Dont see why comparing 2 NES games against each other makes any sense here.

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  6. Skyblue

    March 11, 2015 at 17:19

    This will be my first purchase of the year.

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