Rumble Massage – Reviewed by a Porn Star

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Rumble Massage has easily had more than its fair share of media coverage seeing as it really isn’t a game or useful in the least, however it is proof at least that sex still sells… like we needed to be reminded of that.

Anyway earlier today I stumbled across this video embedded on the Sanctuary4Gamers website, who by the way have an awesome podcast if you aren’t so interested in real gaming information and instead are just looking for some light hearted entertainment.

Anyway back to the point at hand, porn… Adult film actress Stoya has sat down with G4TV and given her review of the newly release Rumble Massage.

In short the program is useless however if you prefer a more long winded explanation of why it’s useless then check the video above.

Last Updated: March 4, 2009

Gavin Mannion

I for one welcome our future robotic overlords

  • DarkOcean

    Hawtness

  • Flameboy

    Agreed. I’ll watch her review anything!

  • move over Yahtzee… she’s a waaay better reviewer.

  • WitWolfyZA

    I have a question , why do guys always get s excited when its a girl playing consoles, or reviewing a game??? Dont you guys have female gamer buddiesonline, or offline?

  • Inferno888

    cos none of them are porn stars.. DUH :angel:

  • DarkOcean

    um jaaa like we said she is haaawtness there is a difference lol

  • WitWolfyZA

    dude then i need to introduce you to some of my female friends 😉 lol

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