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The games market is flooded with all manner of simulator games. Seriously, there’s something for everybody, including running a farm, managing a city, driving a truck, or putting together the perfect amusement park – to give you a few examples.

For those looking for something different, there’s no shortage of options either. There’s a game called Hatoful Boyfriend for example, which is basically a bird dating simulator. Heck, there’s even a title in development called Purrfect Date: Cat Island, where players go about seducing cats.

So as you can see, the simulator market is filled to the brim with everything, both wonderful and weird. And then there’s Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015, which… doesn’t really fit anywhere in the genre.

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It’s not really a simulator game, so don’t be fooled by the title. Though there are no shortage of sons, fathers, and showers, Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 actually has very little to do with, well, simulating a shower with one’s old man. No, it really is nothing more than a collection of mini-games, tied together by this bizarre bathroom theme.

That being said, there’s no escaping the fact that there are naked fathers and sons on show, along with wild, uncensored appendages. It’s not explicit in any way, I mean, it is all pixelated after all, but the whole affair is just completely odd and controversial.

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However, that’s more than likely what the developers wanted. They went for pure shock value to get attention. Had their product been packaged in any other way, it probably would’ve been completely overlooked by gamers.

And you know what? A part of me is glad they took this approach. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a fan of all the skin on show, and the weird overall theme, but Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 is, dare I say it… fun.

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Look past the fact that this is an oddly presented game and beneath it you’ll find a surprisingly addictive one. Believe me, I’m just as surprised as you are.

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During my review time, I was strongly reminded of that cult mobile hit, Flappy Bird. That game in particular got so much attention, despite it being the biggest load of rubbish. That being said, there was an element of addictiveness to it, which had me, and millions of others, tapping away at the screen for more hours than necessary.

Shower With Your Dad Simulator is identical in that same way. Though I found myself rolling my eyes at all the minigames on offer I… couldn’t stop playing them. The one for example, has you matching your child of choice with their father, over and over again. As you rake up a greater score, obstacles begin to appear , and they make the game progressively harder.

It really is challenging and addictive! I found myself pushing the restart button over and over again, because I needed to beat my high score. Just one more attempt. Just one more try. Just. One. More!

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I’m genuinely shocked at how complete and polished Shower With Your Dad Simulator is, given that on the surface, it seems like nothing more than a cry for controversy. The minigames on offer are fun, and the soundtrack is actually pretty intriguing. That, and there’s a lot of hidden stuff just waiting to be found too.

At one point for example, my game “bugged out”. I ran around as my little child, unable to progress any further. I was about to crash my game to the desktop, when suddenly, my character walked through the wall and into another screen. I walked and walked and walked, until I found an empty room. After a little while, a ninja who yes, was naked from the waist down, appeared, and he presented me with a challenge. To this day, despite dozens of good efforts, I’ve yet to beat it. This mode is just one of many waiting to be found.

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Hell, just this morning, while grabbing screenshots for this review, another portion of the game opened up to me. It was a short point and click adventure, where you take the role of a pantsless detective (obviously), on the case of the cold shower. Solving it had moments of frustration, but it was still quite entertaining.

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Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 is undoubtedly strange, but for a mere R12, it really is great value for money. Seriously, don’t be fooled by the weird theme – there’s actually a solid game beneath it all just waiting to suck up at least a few hours of your time.

It’s just too bad that if you ever play it, or let anybody know you do, you’ll probably be labelled a pervert. I’ve already lost friends I’m sure – those who see me playing it on Steam. Well you know what? I’m not a pervert – I’m just a man on a mission to beat some highscores, and a man looking to uncover all the secrets this game has to offer. I don’t think I’ve found them all, not yet, but I will!

Now if only somebody would release a mod to add pants to all these bottomless people.  Seriously, there’s no denying the fact that Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 is a complete oddball of a game.

NOTE: Thanks to JJ, who supplied a copy of the game for review.

Last Updated: February 26, 2016

Shower with your dad simulator
Summary
Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 is a surprisingly polished product. Though unnecessarily explicit and somewhat controversial, it does provides a selection of some rather fun minigames, which will steal at least a few hours of your time.
7.0
Shower with your dad simulator was reviewed on PC
/ 100

Matthew Figueira

Defence of the Ancients? More like Defence of the cabbages! Have you seen my head? I look like a Merino Sheep on pole. NO SHANGE only SHAPPIES! :D

  • Pariah

    “a man looking to uncover all the secrets this game has to offer.”

    Have you tried looking between the legs? I know sometimes you’ve heard “its our little secret”. That’s what it means.

    • Jan Prins

      “there’s actually a solid game beneath it all just waiting to suck…” Not something you want to read in a review of a game filled with dad schlongs

      • Pariah

        I… I… lmfao. XD XD

  • Jan Prins

    Pixelated dad schlongs: 7.0
    Jiggly AAA boobs: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
    Yes I know. I am a grumpy old Jan today. 2.5 hours traffic this morning. And some cows think I am their PA. As in Personal Assistant. Not their dad…

    • Captain JJ the “saviour”

      Cows have only really confused my eyebrows with grass, that’s been my biggest problem with them
      #selftrolling

      • Pariah

        #likeamoss

        • Captain JJ the “saviour”

          XD

  • Pariah

    Also. Next up: HORROR GAME REVIEW. You know the one. 😉

    • Captain JJ the “saviour”

      I see Outlast is $1 on the Humble Store.
      I’ve got a dollar to spare 😉

  • Darren Peach

    Seriously ? I am too old for this sh*t.

    • Pariah

      So you’re more interested in “Shower with your son simulator”?

      • Captain JJ the “saviour”

        No. He only showers with YO MOMMA!

        • Pariah

          Been playing some CoD multiplayer lately have you?

          • Captain JJ the “saviour”

            Damn. Touché

          • Hammersteyn

            A pun like that, his K/D mist be 0.2

          • Captain JJ the “saviour”

            Well, considering how terrible I am at MP FPS games. You just complimented me. Joke’s on you! 😛

          • Hammersteyn

            LOL that bad XD

          • Pariah

            Wow dude, that self trolling. Rough week obviously. Go get a beer. Or something stronger.

          • Captain JJ the “saviour”

            Wife was admitted to hospital again last night. So not the best week. But luckily not nearly as bad as before. So I’m trying to keep things light 🙂

          • Pariah

            Eish man, sorry to hear. :/ Sterkte

          • Captain JJ the “saviour”

            Thanks man

          • Pariah
          • Captain JJ the “saviour”

            It’s so majestic. 😀

          • Hammersteyn

            Best of luck buddy, have a Castle Light then

          • Darren Peach

            Strength man.

          • VampyreSquirrel

            Damn, hope she’s OK and out soon.

          • Krabby Paddy

            Isn’t CoD where all the terrible MP FPS gamer go play?

          • Pariah

            #Shotsfired

            #Shotsmissed

            XD

          • Captain JJ the “saviour”

            LOOOOL

          • Krabby Paddy

            Make great Stormtroopers in Star Wars Battlefront?

          • Captain JJ the “saviour”

            I’m perfectly mediocre in RTS games though. 😀

          • Krabby Paddy

            In all truth it doesn’t matter how good you are, as long as you have a great time playing it! Best of luck with your wife. I hope next week things start looking up.

          • Captain JJ the “saviour”

            Exactly! 😀
            Thanks man. We’re hanging in there.

          • Darren Peach

            Pretty much, but when you say terrible what you really mean is the shameful underbelly of strange encounters where you often hear mom telling son to go to bed. Occasionally you end up in a lobby where you actually hear babies crying. I once entered a lobby where two squeekers were deep in discussion about how the COD community is not as good as it used to be. I also think there is a huge weed smoking contingent judging by all the refrences to the substance I see. If I had to compare, I reckon it’s like venice beach……;)

          • Pariah

            Is your vision cloudy, mind foggy, or have you been playing the sequel to Riven?

      • Darren Peach

        Was trying to be clever by qouting a line from a old film thus illustrating my age by proxie and also make a statement on what the ” kids” are into these days.

    • Krabby Paddy

      But what about the Nostalgic graphics?

      • Darren Peach

        Lol.Yeah, all the rage.

  • Captain JJ the “saviour”

    Woo!
    Haha. Very strategically posting it at four on a Friday when the views are fewer? 😛
    I must say, I had no idea what to expect. Seems much more interesting than I thought.

  • Ryanza

    Did I just see a penis. Well it wouldn’t be much of a game without the penis.

  • Hammersteyn
  • konfab

    They should call the deluxe version:
    Shower with your Dad Stimulator: Gorillas in the Mist edition.

    • Hammersteyn

      I’ll wait for the soap on a rope edition

      • Pariah

        XD

      • VampyreSquirrel

        Is that Shower with your Cell Mate Simulator?

        • HvR

          Shower with Bubba DLC

    • Pariah

      They have a shaving mini game according to the screenshots. Does that count?

  • goerge

    u werent as lazi with tis artilce

  • Tyrone Jackson

    Haha you fags give this game a 7/10 yet shit on DOAX3. Nice.

  • Sageville

    At least he took the time to pixelate / censor all the peni…

    • hairyknees

      All except one 😛

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