Sony Defense Force reviews Bioshock..5/10

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Fanboy is a term used to describe an individual (usually male, though the feminine version fangirl may be used for females) who is utterly devoted to a single fannish subject, or to a single point of view within that subject, often to the point where it is considered an obsession.

Fanboys remain loyal to their particular obsession, disregarding any factors that differ from their point of view. Fanboys are also typically aggressive and hateful towards the opposing brand or competition of their obsession regardless of its merits or achievements.

Yup, that sounds just about right for the guy that wrote this review. πŸ™‚

The good: According to this highly thought out, well written, unbiased review πŸ˜‰ Bioshock only has good graphics, a so-so story-line and some pretty water effects.

The bad: Apparently Bioshock’s animation seems “stiff” and the graphics could’ve been better…oh wait, didn’t he just say it had good graphics? πŸ™‚ Also, the reviewer seems to think that the 360’s power is a limiting factor and also lays some blame on the smaller DVD format for the “bad” graphics.

The ugly: Again, the reviewer feels sorry for developers that had a “limited” amount of system power in the 360 to work with πŸ˜‰ and duely consoles (no pun intended) the masses that the PS3 version (LOL!) will not disappoint.

Final score: 5/10

PS. This review in all likelihood was written by a 12 year old who practices extreme PS3 fanboism. It should not be taken seriously. May he soon accept the glory that is Bioshock. πŸ™‚

Source: Sony Defense Force

Last Updated: August 20, 2007

  • PillsburyDeeBoy

    Hehe. The only thing worse than fanboys is fangirls. Can you imagine a perfectly attractive woman being this stupid? Oh, well, I guess 360 defense force will rate Metal Gear 4/10 just to say they got the 1up on the PS3 clowns πŸ˜€ …

  • Ruslan

    I dont mind. I find it weird that such a one sided reviewer has a job, I bet when SS1 & SS2 were rooling the roost this chick was still playing with her Barbie dolls.

  • Milesh Bhana ZA

    LOL! let said fanboi carry on playing Motorstorm on the PS3 while the rest of us are still eagerly waiting for Bioshock in SA.

    But in all honesty it’s nice to see Bioshock not getting a 10/10 review. I think seeing that is raising expectations to be uncessarily high. Just a pity that the source is useless.

  • feo

    Well even if it get’s “bad” reviews from reputable sites it’s still probably gonna average 99%+

    Too bad we have to wait a bit longer..

  • well that was an interesting read! … the comments I mean.

    If anything the site has been the busiest ever with that er… is it safe to call it a review?

  • scotty777

    hmmm… Stupid really, And (i’m a ps3 fanboy btw) I think this article is spot on with the fact that a 12 must have written it… I mean, you can’t shoot down the xbox360 for having lower power then the ps3, because as every thing stands, each console has there abilities and short comings. Ps3: graphics(because if developers did invest some time into developing games, the spu’s will aid quite a bit into the graphics)[1 point], Physics- this is because the cpu of the ps3 performs very nicely when this short of stuff is thrown at it[i point].and bluray[1point]
    Xbox-graphics(the gpu is quite the monster in the xbox :)[1point] , AI(because microsoft opted for a more general purpose cpu)[1point] and of coarse the best online service of any console ever made[1 point].

    In all honesty, both consoles are equal…

    Doing game bashing like this just to “rebel” against the other console, is well… immature.
    there’s no point, i don’t really care if the xbox has a couple nice games, so you won’t see me condemning the other console…

    And remember that we still have a long time before developers get comfortable with the ps3… so, bashing the ps3 is also stupid, but i’m assuming that next year will be a time when both consoles give good competition to each other, and once the wii craze starts to diminish the sales of both consoles will increase…

    Doing game bashing like those fanboys, is well, stupid, the fact that

  • papa-action

    Well, you were never going to get an unbiased review from a site called “Sony Defense Force” πŸ™‚

    I see that Gamespot gave it 9.0/10, they are the only guys I trust.

  • scotty777 dude, you are so not a fanboi πŸ˜›

  • feo

    kold is correct, the following comment made by scotty rules him out as a fanboi:

    “In all honesty, both consoles are equalÒ€¦”

    πŸ™‚ A fanboi would NEVER say that πŸ™‚

  • scotty777

    sweet… I’m no fanboy, but just for the records… My choice is the sony, just because it plays ps2 games (I sold my ps2 to aid in funds for the ps3)

  • Ruslan

    You never owned the original Xbox Scotty? Quite a few pretty gems of games there too you know. πŸ˜‰

  • I give his review a 5/10. lol

  • panos

    you do know the review isnt real, right? have you even read the rest of his site?
    and no, he DOES NOT need to put the word ‘parody’ somewhere on his site so people ‘get it’. the same way most of you don’t feel the need to write the word ‘idiot’ on your forehead..

  • Shan

    I don’t know what’s sadder:

    People thinking that Sony Defense Force is real;

    Or people getting angry when someone points out they’ve been fooled by a clever parody!

    Get over yourselves. It’s a joke. Laugh.

  • At 360 Defense Force we don’t stoop to the level of giving completely biased reviews like Sony Defense Force does.

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