If there’s one game that everybody should know, including your parents (heck, probably even your grandparents), it’s Tetris. Ever since its first release over 30 years ago, the blocky puzzle title has had countless people hooked. Even more countless, is the number of editions and versions the curiously addictive game has seen. It’s been on just about every platform you can think of, including, believe it or not, graphing calculators, and seen some sort of attention from just about everybody walking planet earth. But hey, that’s just me generalising like a boss – let’s backtrack for a second, and assume that you’re a very, very, very rare person who has no idea what the hell Tetris is.

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Tetris is a puzzle game created by Russian video game designer, Alexey Pajitnov. The goal is to control falling tetrominoes (various shapes made up of 4 blocks), and line them up horizontally. Doing so causes the newly formed line to disappear, and rewards the player with points. As the game proceeds, the tetrominoes fall faster and faster, making it harder to place them carefully. The game ends when the screen becomes too full, and the fallen blocks reach the very top.

It’s a classic, addictive formula, and one that, 3 decades later, is pretty difficult to build upon and innovate into something truly unique. You know what they say though… “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it”, and that’s exactly what Ubisoft have tried to do with their take on the old school title, with their modern version called Tetris Ultimate. It’s been out consoles for quite a while now, but finally, it’s made its way to PC too. Being a closet fan of the the ancient blocky puzzler, I dived into it expecting to feel that nostalgic magic rekindling.

Tetris Ultimate menu

Except, I really didn’t, but only because getting Tetris Ultimate to run proved to be an absolute headache. Somehow, with a game of this nature and its not-at-all-demanding visuals or processing power, I kept getting booted back to my desktop without so much as an explanation.

After some troubleshooting, I realised that the reason for this was because the game, for some reason, defaults to a resolution of 2560 x 1440. Being a mere mortal only owning a monitor capable of running 1080p visuals, I had to adjust this setting down to 1920 x 1080. You’d think it’s an option that would only need changing once, but it wasn’t. Each time I booted up Tetris Ultimate, I had to navigate to the visual menu to change it, unless I wanted to get kicked back to desktop after selecting any of the game modes of course.

Call me old fashioned, but I grew up playing Tetris on my very original Game Boy. For that reason, I much prefer playing the classic with a controller as opposed to a standard keyboard. Unfortunately, support for that seems very limited, if the experience with my Xbox One input peripheral is anything to go by. Plugging it in caused Tetris to think I had the analogue glued to a left position, making navigating the menu, let alone playing the game, all but impossible.

Tetris Ultimate Game Over

The above is really the only glaring criticisms I have though, because once I got everything sorted out, and got over the fact that I had to play with a keyboard, I got to play Tetris Ultimate, and you know what? That classic spark is definitely still there, but it comes in different flavours thanks to the various game modes.

There’s Marathon, which tasks players with reaching level 15 (quite a feat, I’ll have you know). Doing so unlocks Endless mode, which is really what the original Tetris was all about – blocks keep falling, and clearing a certain amount of lines causes the difficulty modifier to ramp up.

Tetris Ultimate options

So yes, if want something akin to what you played all those years ago, you’ll certainly find some enjoyment. If you want something a little different however, there are some interesting new modes to get lost in too.

Time’s Up for example, is a mode that has a timer that starts at 30 seconds. Precious extra seconds to make it last longer can be earned by clearing lines. It’s rather addictive, and stressful, but still very enjoyable.

Haunted mode is a treat for those who really want to test their memory along with their placement skills. This particular mode infuriated me to no end, but in a good way (if such a thing is even possible). Blocks flash for about a second at the start of each turn, after which everything will disappear and become invisible, leaving you to guess where you placed your last tetromino. One horrible misstep leads to another, which leads to a dozen more, which quickly results in a game over. Still, clearing a few lines in this mode is quite satisfying.

Tetris Ultimate AAAH

If you’re the social type, there are some co-op modes to be enjoyed too. I can’t comment on whether the online matchmaking system is any good however, because, sadly, I couldn’t find anybody to play against. Thankfully, there’s AI that can sit in, in the absence of real people, but that substitution is only enjoyable for a very limited time.

Still, if you want to give it a bash, there are two battle modes, one of which (Battle Ultimate) is all about throwing various obstacles into your opponents way. I would’ve loved to give this a bash against real people, but unfortunately, I couldn’t. This is a hiccup for a game of this nature on the PC in my opinion, as if I were playing on console, it would be very easy to sit back on a couch, scrounge up a remote or three, and play against friends in real life, as opposed to people online.

Tetris Ultimate MP

Honestly, once I got everything working, I quite enjoyed Tetris Ultimate. I can’t help but feel that there is some sort of spark missing though. Granted, trying to innovate on a 30 year old title is a challenge no doubt, but it feels like Ubisoft barely tried past their addition of the several game modes.

Visually, the game is rather bland. The menu seems a bit wonky, and to my surprise, even lags a little now and then. In-game, the blocks and everything else also boring to look at, and forming a line causes them to simply, well, disappear. I suppose this is to keep things feeling classic. I just wish something was done to make Tetris Ultimate truly stand out.

Even the soundtrack is lacking. Korobeiniki, the timeless tune that has plagued the game forever, is there, albeit in the form of several remixes. They’re catchy, yet somehow become boring and forgetful after a little while. With a tune that iconic and memorable, I somehow find this impossible to believe.

Tetris Ultimate stats

Otherwise, look, if you’re on the search for a Tetris title, I guess you can’t do worse than Tetris Ultimate. At R99, it’s not expensive at all. I do think that Ubisoft could’ve done so much more though, if not with the core gameplay, then at least with sprucing up everything else to be something that makes the title stand out. Unfortunately, it really doesn’t, and remains… ordinary.

 

Last Updated: January 11, 2016

Tetris Ultimate
Though there are some annoyances, Tetris Ultimate preserves the core gameplay that has kept people hooked for three decades. Unfortunately, it does very little to differentiate itself from the norm.
6.5
Tetris Ultimate was reviewed on PC
/ 100

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  1. But you can’t rock out with your Blockout because it’s not 3D. :/

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    • RinceThis

      January 11, 2016 at 13:20

      You shut up.

      Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        January 11, 2016 at 13:23

        Don’t try to silence me, you oppressor!

        Reply

        • RinceThis

          January 11, 2016 at 13:36

          Someone has to control the revolting peasants!

          Reply

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            January 11, 2016 at 13:37

            I know. That’s why we invented Xbox Live & PS+.

          • Hammersteyn

            January 11, 2016 at 13:37

            He bought a PS4?

  2. RinceThis

    January 11, 2016 at 13:22

    What’s wrong with the original? No idea why you need all this extra rubbish.

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    • Hammersteyn

      January 11, 2016 at 13:26

      Said most people about Assassins Creed

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      • RinceThis

        January 11, 2016 at 13:35

        And Destiny trololo

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          January 11, 2016 at 13:36

          teehee

          Reply

  3. Hammersteyn

    January 11, 2016 at 13:24

    I would have died laughing if they figured out a way to add a season pass for this

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    • VampyreSquirrel

      January 11, 2016 at 13:28

      Tetris Ultimate! With 8 possible pieces… only 6 are available at launch… unlock (buy) the other two in game and then there’s the season pass!!! More music, more game modes, MORE PIECES!!!!

      There you go.

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        January 11, 2016 at 13:30

        We could call it… tEAtris.

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        • VampyreSquirrel

          January 11, 2016 at 13:32

          tEAtris U(play)ltimate

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    • oVg

      January 11, 2016 at 13:34

      EA did it

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      • Hammersteyn

        January 11, 2016 at 13:35

        *Dies

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      • Hammersteyn

        January 11, 2016 at 13:36

        Happy belated birthday by the way XD

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        • oVg

          January 11, 2016 at 13:40

          Cheers bud

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          • Hammersteyn

            January 11, 2016 at 13:41

            Big number that 😛 Hope you had a great party

          • oVg

            January 11, 2016 at 13:45

            Ya, I beat Rinces ass at Pure Pool… or he let me…

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            January 11, 2016 at 13:50

            A win is a win. Just like in pro wrestling.

          • RinceThis

            January 11, 2016 at 13:52

            hahaha

          • Hammersteyn

            January 11, 2016 at 14:12

            Undertaker must feel pretty proud about his Wrestlemania streak then

          • RinceThis

            January 11, 2016 at 13:52

            Well…

  4. oVg

    January 11, 2016 at 13:34

    lol I called it on last weeks FLAME BAIT FRIDAY 😉 UBISOFT will fcuk up Tetris. How embarrassing, I feel for the fools who pay for something that comes for free on all smart TVs. CHUMPS 😛

    My gameboy still works just fine.

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      January 11, 2016 at 13:35

      Happy birthday grandpa! I got you something…

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      • oVg

        January 11, 2016 at 13:36

        Shhhhh, I dont have birthdays, I have a test tube date. Do I have to refresh to see what you got me 😛

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          January 11, 2016 at 13:36

          Yes. 😛

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          • oVg

            January 11, 2016 at 13:37

            lol OK here goes.

      • Hammersteyn

        January 11, 2016 at 13:36

        Bwahahaha

        Reply

      • RinceThis

        January 11, 2016 at 13:37

        Cheap bastard.

        Reply

      • oVg

        January 11, 2016 at 13:37

        Nice, I must have left them behind in your moms room.

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          January 11, 2016 at 13:38

          No wonder she complained hers weren’t fitting properly all of a sudden.

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          • oVg

            January 11, 2016 at 13:38

            eish

          • Hammersteyn

            January 11, 2016 at 13:40

            Maybe her jaws got too much exercise?

          • oVg

            January 11, 2016 at 13:41

            Na

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            January 11, 2016 at 13:43

          • Hammersteyn

            January 11, 2016 at 13:44

            lol

        • Hammersteyn

          January 11, 2016 at 13:38

          • oVg

            January 11, 2016 at 13:39

            Ya, that was my expression at the time 😛

        • miaau

          January 11, 2016 at 14:25

          Yeah, happy birthday, I hope it is truly worth it..

          You know, I believe that if you rant enough, are angry enough and cynical enough, at some future point you start to age backwards. Regress or something. Good luck with that!

          And enjoy!

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          • oVg

            January 11, 2016 at 14:26

            lol cheers bud.

    • Hammersteyn

      January 11, 2016 at 13:37

      Funny thing is, there’s free version online that’s probably better than this

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  5. RinceThis

    January 11, 2016 at 13:38

    I mean, how do you fuck up a game invented by a pissed up Russian?

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    • Hammersteyn

      January 11, 2016 at 13:39

      Develop it while sober?

      Reply

      • RinceThis

        January 11, 2016 at 13:39

        What is… So… SO… Sum… What?

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          January 11, 2016 at 13:42

          I know right? You drink liquids with no alcohol. How’s that even possible?

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          • RinceThis

            January 11, 2016 at 13:44

            YOU NOT MAKE SENSE!

          • Hammersteyn

            January 11, 2016 at 13:47

            *Said my boss as I came in late for work.

    • oVg

      January 11, 2016 at 13:41

      • Hammersteyn

        January 11, 2016 at 13:43

        *Looks at Tetris
        It’s dead Jim

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      • RinceThis

        January 11, 2016 at 13:52

        lol

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  6. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    January 11, 2016 at 19:58

    Game of the Year? 😛

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