Sparkly Vampires Make Me Want to Gouge My Eyes Out
I love vampires. I love the lore, the mythology, their pointy teeth and the resultant buckets of blood. It should come as no surprise then, that I cannot stand Twilight – and its emo, vegetarian, glittery suckfest “vampires†Spare a thought for my gag reflex when this boxart (after the jump) arrived in my mailbox. Unfortunately, some smart-arse at Konami …