Sure, you’ve got the Game Awards. And various other famous ceremonies that highlight the very best games of the year. But none of them can hold a candle to the annual Lazygamer Awards, an event so prestigious that Samuel L Jackson once said “What” to us before his security tackled us through a wall. Brought to you from the legendary Hell’s Kitchen (Which is actually my own kitchen because we spent the budget on Destiny micro-transactions), the Lazygamer Awards has it all!
Mouldy sandwiches! Flat coke! A two-week old portion of Lasagna that has developed sentience and sounds suspiciously just like Brian Blessed! Yessir, the Oscars can kiss our flattened asses when it comes to presentation. And in case you missed out on the Lazygamer Awards this week, here’s the complete wrap of it. In video form!
And links, because some of you like to read our word salads apparently:
- The Lazygamer Awards 2015 – Game of the Year
- The Lazygamer Awards 2015 – Best Cartoons
- The Lazygamer Awards 2015 – Best Graphics
- The Lazygamer Awards 2015 – Best Wii U Game
- The Lazygamer Awards 2015 – Best Driving Game
- The Lazygamer Awards 2015 – Best New IP
- The Lazygamer Awards 2015 – Best RPG
- The Lazygamer Awards 2015 – Best Mobile Game
- The Lazygamer Awards 2015 – Best Strategy Game
- The Lazygamer Awards 2015 – Best Fighting Game
- The Lazygamer Awars 2015 – Best Xbox Game
- The Lazygamer Awards 2015 – Best of eSports
- The Lazygamer Awards 2015 – Best Shooter
- The Lazygamer Awards 2015 – Best PlayStation Game
- The Lazygamer Awards 2015 – Best PC Game
- The Lazygamer Awards 2015 – Best Action Game
- The Lazygamer Awards 2015 – Best Sports Game
- The Lazygamer Awards 2015 – Best Indie Game
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Last Updated: December 18, 2015
The Grand Admiral Chief
December 21, 2015 at 07:25
This is going to be a rough week
Hammersteyn
December 21, 2015 at 07:34
Why? Warframe servers down? 😛
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 21, 2015 at 08:06
Luckily I have a long weekend that starts at the end of today and ends on the 3rd.
VampyreSquirrel
December 21, 2015 at 08:34
Agreed
Captain JJ 4x
December 21, 2015 at 09:08
Maybe we should just comment on this one article until January.
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 21, 2015 at 09:20
D can win comments of the year.
oVg
December 21, 2015 at 09:29
I stopped that rubbish, Im just not funny anymore 🙁
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 21, 2015 at 09:31
It happens when you get old. Now you’re just the grumpy old fuck yelling at kids to turn down that damn noise. *run*
oVg
December 21, 2015 at 09:37
bwahahaha
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/28/miss-universe-canada-typo_n_3348765.html
Hammersteyn
December 21, 2015 at 09:43
I’m yelling at the damn kids to stop buying DLC and season passes
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 21, 2015 at 09:49
Amen brother. Maybe one day they’ll learn.
I can still preorder the 2nd W3 expansion though, right? Because it’s an expansion & not one of those? 😀
Hammersteyn
December 21, 2015 at 10:09
Witcher is the exception to the rule, unlike Walletfront
VampyreSquirrel
December 21, 2015 at 09:30
2015, 2016 or both?
Generic ZA
December 21, 2015 at 12:52
Yawn, getting up at noon is a killer ;P
oVg
December 21, 2015 at 08:59
We can safely that after 40 years of gaming. 2015 was flipping crazy.
Its got to the point now, where game awards are becoming irrelevant. This is not 120minutes of linear movies and who ever pulls off a good biopic drama gets an Oscar. This is an EXPLOSION of artistic creative concepts into colour and sound. More so than Hollywood.
So if there was ever a good reason to standardise the gaming reviewing system to the 5 star rating system its now.
I LOVE KOTAKUS reviewing system. Should I play this game? YES or NO.
Anyway what Im trying to say is that after 2015, review scores mean jack. Everybody is playing everything.
Need more coffee…
Hammersteyn
December 21, 2015 at 09:05
But Kotaku says I should play Evolve 😛
oVg
December 21, 2015 at 09:06
Then play it 😛
Hammersteyn
December 21, 2015 at 09:09
I think PVP games should be reviewed a second time a few months down the line. Tat why you can safely judge the longevity of the game, how well the different modes are faring, how receptive the players are towards MT or DLC and how many people are still playing. Based on that Kotaku would probably have said no.
oVg
December 21, 2015 at 09:12
PRE-ORDER culture dont care. They move on even if the game is good and leave behind a 2 year backlog. Imagine if movies were pre-order lol that would be interesting.
Hammersteyn
December 21, 2015 at 09:13
Preorder now or someone dies in the movie!
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 21, 2015 at 09:13
I did & he still did! Worst preorder ever!
Hammersteyn
December 21, 2015 at 09:14
XD
Mark Treloar
December 21, 2015 at 09:54
Probably the only part of the movie that was original.
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 21, 2015 at 10:02
Yeah I did experience a fair amount of deja vu, still thoroughly enjoyed it though.
Hammersteyn
December 21, 2015 at 10:08
So it wasn’t just me XD
Mark Treloar
December 21, 2015 at 10:15
I feel a little ripped off to be honest. The story could have been written so much better. It felt lazy, like Disney was just cashing in.
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 21, 2015 at 10:33
I dunno. It could’ve benefited from a bit tighter story line overall because some stuff just happened very conveniently or was rushed – but I think that’s more down to trying to fit more stuff into the movie than the running time allowed for. It also had a proper ending, we don’t have to wait a year or two to see “the second half” of this movie.
I liked that it establishes a very good platform to rebuild the SW universe – it was familiar, it paid homage to the past, but it also introduced very cool new characters. So I’m quite keen to see where it goes from here.
Hammersteyn
December 21, 2015 at 10:36
Still better than any prequel
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 21, 2015 at 10:39
Oh god yes. I’ve only watched those once, when they were released. Never felt any inclination to watch them again.
On a bit of a tangent, I find that I’m getting exceedingly tired of this trend to make prequels to everything. I don’t want the history explained, I don’t want to know the mysterious backstory to a cool character. Sequels are always better. With prequels you always know the ending.
Hammersteyn
December 21, 2015 at 10:41
Just like the awful Hobbit movies
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 21, 2015 at 10:43
Haven’t watched them. Never saw the point seeing as I didn’t enjoy the LOTR movies.
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
December 21, 2015 at 14:52
Get an extra 5min director’s cut with your preorder!! I think I might just go #fullMoosa if movies went that way and everyone knows… You should never go #fullmoosa!
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 21, 2015 at 09:13
Review it in an uncontrolled environment, where no one’s telling you how to play it properly, with random people. Then you’ll see how it works in practice.
oVg
December 21, 2015 at 09:15
Got to be subtle tho or you end up black listed and no more review copies or swag, thats food off the table.
Hammersteyn
December 21, 2015 at 09:14
https://www.turtlerockstudios.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/evolve_e3_2014_ss_01.jpg
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 21, 2015 at 09:16
Hey look, a Lazygamer award. 😀
oVg
December 21, 2015 at 09:17
bwahahaha
oVg
December 21, 2015 at 09:17
Kind of stops abruptly at the right.
Captain JJ 4x
December 21, 2015 at 09:09
Don’t play it.
Captain JJ 4x
December 21, 2015 at 09:10
Play RoboCraft. It’s free. It’s awesome.
Hammersteyn
December 21, 2015 at 09:15
Downloading now
Captain JJ 4x
December 21, 2015 at 10:00
Yes!
Worth it.
Hammersteyn
December 21, 2015 at 10:07
Game crashed 😛 Silly PC games
Captain JJ 4x
December 21, 2015 at 10:13
New update introduced a few issues, it works most the time though. :/
Hammersteyn
December 21, 2015 at 10:15
gonna build me At-at walker, but with 10x more lazors
oVg
December 21, 2015 at 10:15
like this?
Hammersteyn
December 21, 2015 at 10:16
O_o imagine it was mobile
oVg
December 21, 2015 at 10:17
The game would blow up.
Captain JJ 4x
December 21, 2015 at 10:17
Wise. You should put some good time into the game now, because for the moment you get Premium XP and RP.
oVg
December 21, 2015 at 10:15
Is that what the C stands for in PC?
Captain JJ 4x
December 21, 2015 at 10:16
It stands for COOL
Hammersteyn
December 21, 2015 at 10:17
P is for Patches
oVg
December 21, 2015 at 10:17
Personal Patch Crash bwahahaha
Captain JJ 4x
December 21, 2015 at 10:18
It’s for Preposterously!
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 21, 2015 at 10:46
Yeah well… your P stands for Pony. :/
Hammersteyn
December 21, 2015 at 11:00
And the S stands for Sucker. Wait, I’m not helping
Captain JJ 4x
December 21, 2015 at 11:02
Sucker for the fourth time?
You don’t learn, do you? 😉
Hammersteyn
December 21, 2015 at 12:12
LOL
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 21, 2015 at 11:05
Or a wild night in Tijuana.
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
December 21, 2015 at 14:49
Loltaku says many silly things.
VampyreSquirrel
December 21, 2015 at 09:00
OMG it’s only 9am!!!!
Hammersteyn
December 21, 2015 at 09:02
INORITE?
*Cries
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 21, 2015 at 09:06
No, it’s 9:05am. I’ll keep you updated on the time as the day goes along. *run*
Captain JJ 4x
December 21, 2015 at 09:09
9:09 🙁
oVg
December 21, 2015 at 09:08
I have bored clients who are at work because its the best way to hide from family and in-laws. So, lots of unnecessary pro-active work for me this week. 🙁 First day of leave is x-mas day.
VampyreSquirrel
December 21, 2015 at 09:22
I was on leave last week, back for these 4 days and it’s quiet as hell 🙁
oVg
December 21, 2015 at 09:31
While everybody else are busy crashing into taxis on the N1 and N2.
VampyreSquirrel
December 21, 2015 at 09:37
Or anywhere else man… 4 taxi accidents on one highway this morning in JHB… was another down the road from my place yesterday.
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 21, 2015 at 09:32
Best part of working this time of the year is no traffic in the morning.
VampyreSquirrel
December 21, 2015 at 09:36
That’s true… I over slept and was only 7 minutes late. XD
Hammersteyn
December 21, 2015 at 09:42
No customers either, they’re so entitled to service >:(
Captain JJ 4x
December 21, 2015 at 10:01
Yea man.
I left ten minutes later, got to work same time…with no one here yet.
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 21, 2015 at 10:04
So it only took 2 minutes instead of 12? ;P
Captain JJ 4x
December 21, 2015 at 10:13
Actually. four 🙂
The Grand Admiral Chief
December 21, 2015 at 14:12
14h12 noiw
VampyreSquirrel
December 21, 2015 at 14:30
14:30 now
The Grand Admiral Chief
December 22, 2015 at 07:18
Oh look, Tuesday
VampyreSquirrel
December 22, 2015 at 08:17
Oh look, it’s the SAME article… best read it… AGAIN.
Captain JJ 4x
December 22, 2015 at 08:39
There’s a new post!
VampyreSquirrel
December 22, 2015 at 08:54
But the Admiral wrote it… who is going to read that?
Hammersteyn
December 21, 2015 at 15:59
*now
Captain JJ 4x
December 21, 2015 at 16:01
XD
The Grand Admiral Chief
December 22, 2015 at 07:17
Meow bowwow
Sageville
December 21, 2015 at 09:55
At least Steve Harvey wasn’t announcing…
oVg
December 21, 2015 at 10:14
2013 people, what better way to get hits and try and revitalise this archaic practise.
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 21, 2015 at 12:41
Hey, ho, half the day is go(ne). I had an Oreo crusher from KFC. Exciting stuff.
Captain JJ 4x
December 21, 2015 at 13:54
You have lived more than most of us.
The Grand Admiral Chief
December 21, 2015 at 14:11
I’m actually quite productive, less
idiotspeople with silly requests at the officeCaptain JJ 4x
December 21, 2015 at 14:55
*fewer
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 21, 2015 at 14:59
…
Captain JJ 4x
December 21, 2015 at 15:04
lol
The Grand Admiral Chief
December 22, 2015 at 07:17
Believe me, if you knew them, you’d know they were ‘less’
HvR
December 22, 2015 at 07:48
Like water in the in the toilet bowl so are the idiots in our lives.
Lord Chaos
December 22, 2015 at 06:18
GAH!! Only Tuesday now. 🙁
Captain JJ 4x
December 22, 2015 at 06:55
🙁
Hammersteyn
December 22, 2015 at 07:36
It hurts :'(
HvR
December 22, 2015 at 07:44
Man this sucks should have been on leave for 3 days now.
Lord Chaos
December 22, 2015 at 07:53
And why aren’t you?
HvR
December 22, 2015 at 07:55
Work not finished and as I found yesterday not my fault.
Lord Chaos
December 22, 2015 at 07:58
Sounds like someone’s getting a baseball bat to the knees.
Captain JJ 4x
December 22, 2015 at 08:02
That sucks man.
The Grand Admiral Chief
December 22, 2015 at 08:40
We have a new article!