There’s an adult VR game controller, because of course there is [NSFW]

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As a warning, this is probably not all that safe for work. Virtual Reality is coming this year, and if the makers of a new gaming peripheral have their way, you might be too. We all know that sex sells, and one of the industries that will drive the adoption of Virtual Reality – as it did with VHS and the internet – is the adult entertainment one. Yup, porn.

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Virtual Reality pornography is already being made – and now there’s a controller in prototyping to take advantage of the Virtual Reality digital pornography that’s likely to flood the market. The controller is essentially a set of twin sticks, surrounded by a mass of silicone that you stick your penis in to, provided you have one. It’s a fancy fleshlight with analogue sticks, accompanied by a few servos, pressure sensors and motors so that you feel what’s happening in the game or video you’re busy enjoying.

“VirtuaDolls has been in development now for well over a year,” says its Indiegogo page. “We started off creating a virtual reality controller that has slowly evolved into what it is today: an extremely interactive device that makes fantasies real. This project is so much more to us than another adult toy. We want to take immersion to the next level and give people the ability to experience whatever their minds can come up with.”

There’ll be an optional vacuum attachment to not only simulate oral sex, but also to make it easy to clean. Grim.

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If you’re worried your tackle might come in to contact with a motor, its makers assure that it’s safe to use.

“It is extremely safe. There are fail-safes in both the hardware and the software to prevent any mishaps or injuries. There are no sharp parts and the motors used inside are not physically strong enough to cause any injury. The silicone is also nearly 1″ thick, giving more than enough of a barrier between you and any moving part.”

The peripheral will ship with an included game called Girls of Arcadia. Buy in to the highest funding tier, and you’ll be able to create your very own virtual girl to have virtual sex with.

If you think they’re being a bit exclusionary with their heteronormative male-centric digital sex toy, you’re right – but if funding is successful, they plan on making one for ladies – though nothing explicitly for homosexual men or women.

“If we’re successful here, yes, we plan on releasing a female version of the product which can be used with adult gaming, or multiplayer experiences.”

Last Updated: February 2, 2016

Geoffrey Tim

Editor. I’m old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time – they were capable of being masterpieces. I’m here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    • AGENTS of S.H.E.’L.L?

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        More like Agents of P.H.W.O.A.R. #amirite!

    • Ir0nseraph

      ^This

    • BurninZ

      wow, ya, ummmm. Im at a loss for words, lets find a meme…

  • Jan Prins

    Multiplayer experiences?? “Bend over! I wanna play The Division on yo ass!”

    • Captain JJ ‘saurus

      Using Uplay gives that experience already

      • BakedBagel

        Shots

  • Jan Prins

    WOnder if you will get ‘Hardware Undetectable” error messages when attempting to play this game.

  • Pieter Kruger
  • hahaha

  • But will it come in a special FF edition?

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      Well I can see characters with purple hair, so pink hair should be there too.

  • schitsophrenic-toothbrush

    I wonder if there will be micro-transactions…you will need to pay before you knob :p

    • Guild

      Give it that realistic hooker vibe XD

  • Greylingad[CNFRMD]
  • Hammersteyn

    And that’s how we beat AIDS

    • Original Heretic

      Unless you share your device.

      • Hammersteyn

        sad thing is there’s people that would share it

        • HvR

          Just had image of walking into BT Games with a couple of these in the 2nd hand bin.

          • Hammersteyn

            HAHAHA

  • Captain JJ ‘saurus

    It’s not like no one saw this coming.

    • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

      *him

      • BakedBagel

        You said coming.

        heh

        • Captain JJ ‘saurus

          😀

    • 0-O

      • Captain JJ ‘saurus

        Yea, I went there!

  • Guild

    “Defeat Mythical beasts” with what? Your sword? Do you get dual action there?

  • Guild

    So who is reviewing this one or do we vote?

    • Captain JJ ‘saurus

      I vote Matty

      • Guild

        I was thinking Geoff or Gavin for this one

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          Doesn’t Sandy do the hardware reviews?

          • Guild

            True. Sandy does. But I think a drunk Gavin would be a laugh with this one

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            Yes, but alcohol probably isn’t the best choice for a review of this nature. 😀

          • Guild

            Probably the worst but for us the most entertaining

        • Captain JJ ‘saurus

          Hmmm. Maybe Gavin. Seems like something the leader should do to assert his dominance. ;P

          • aw what a pity that Geoff is the leader of LG since the beginning of the year..

          • Guild

            Geoff is starting to wonder how he fell for for the trap

          • Captain JJ ‘saurus

            Haha.
            Geoff it is then!

          • Guild

            XD Geoff to review

          • Single benefit of being the boss though – I can delegate. HEYYYYYY MATTTTYYYYYYYYYY.

          • Guild

            XD

          • hairyknees

            NO GOD PLEASE NO

          • Ir0nseraph

            Well there is a horror game waiting for you.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            Just think of it as another FNAF play through.

            Only in this case FNAF stands for Fapping, (K)Nobbing and Fellatio.

  • Jac7

    Best (and most awkward) multiplayer experience ever.

  • Ryanza

    Are we entering the cyberpunk world. Once they have our cocks the rest doesn’t matter. Yes put the RFID chip in my hand. In fact, infect those nano bots right into the blood. Fuck it, just give me the robot arm and 4k eye-ball cam.

    Don’t Support DRM. Don’t let them DRM your ….

    • Johnson

      I must say that trailer will fit right into the game, Cyberpunk 2077. It’s so cyberpunk. Isn’t it.

  • HvR

    So if someone walks in on you it looks like your giving R2D2 a throbbing

  • Deceased
  • AfricanTime

    at least it will have the quickest 100% completion in a video game.

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      Looks like CliffyB was right yesterday after all, SP is way more expensive than MP.

  • Nikola

    Bwahahahahaha!!!

  • Peter Pan

    Where do I sign up!

  • Guava_Eater

    I’ll expect to see a full and professional hardware review….. 😉

  • Darren Peach

    Mmkay. I totally get why this would sell and will be a thing. What I don’t get is the marketing video. If memory serves me correctly, Tron came out in the eighties and in my experience, Vfx and Motion graphics are lightyears ahead of this “edgy” pile of shite. I guess all their marketing cash was spent on product development.

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