We’ve already told you that the virtual reality Oculus Rift headset was going to be used for pornographic games, but here’s another. This one, which looks a heck of a lot like Second Life, will allow you to engage in cybersex with other people from around the world.
Developed by Austrian developer thriXXX, Chathouse 3D (Pcwelt.de, via neoGAF) will allow players to engage with digital avatars of other players in some pretty sordid, steamy, pixelated interactive pornography. While it’s still in beta and doesn’t have Oculus support yet, that’s what it\s developers are aiming to achieve.
Apparently, it’ll even allow for spectators, allowing you to live the thrill of public sex, without actually having to have anybody actually see your fiddly bits.
If you’d like, you can see the software in action right here, but fair warning – it’s really, really not safe for work, or anywhere else really. Once again, you have been warned.
Still, seems like the Oculus Rift is not only revolutionising gaming, but the adult entertainment industry too. Although honestly, all that bobbing up and down with the Rift is likely to cause quite a bit of projective vomiting.
Last Updated: September 12, 2013
Uberutang
September 12, 2013 at 11:32
POV….
SaintsRowLee
September 12, 2013 at 11:34
Wait… thrixxx is Australian??????? Then why no sheep? Could it be that sheep = stereotype??
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
September 12, 2013 at 11:35
Austrian. not australian. 😛
Kromas
September 12, 2013 at 11:42
That would translate to “The hills are alive, with the sound of humping” 😛
oVg
September 12, 2013 at 11:58
Broke back Hill
Kromas
September 12, 2013 at 12:50
Star Whores: Episode 69: A new grope.
SaintsRowLee
September 12, 2013 at 11:58
Did I say I need new glasses. In fact, my eyes are eagerly awaiting them
That Tall Twit
September 12, 2013 at 12:00
Gunnar eyewear?
SaintsRowLee
September 12, 2013 at 12:03
Gunnar needs no eye wear! He can kick your ass blindfolded!
Tarisma
September 12, 2013 at 11:34
ahhhhhh, ok
oVg
September 12, 2013 at 11:35
BANG DAT BITCH 😛
http://i.minus.com/ibcNztcxL46glC.gif
oVg
September 12, 2013 at 11:36
Sorry, I am getting a little over excited.
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 12, 2013 at 11:38
Need a tissue?
TiMsTeR1033
September 12, 2013 at 11:39
I am too, so very excited!
TiMsTeR1033
September 12, 2013 at 11:42
I’m sure the guy who posted the videos will be in a world of trouble soon.
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 12, 2013 at 11:59
Nah 🙂 You’ll probably find out they are doing it to build the hype train, which is currently travelling at just under the speed of light!
TiMsTeR1033
September 12, 2013 at 12:02
I don’t know hey, maybe not. I mean how many crazy guys would steal it from the game shop they work in.
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 12, 2013 at 12:03
Good point, a whole truck load would! And I’d be at the front!
TiMsTeR1033
September 12, 2013 at 12:04
I would too, but I’d leave the money for it in the till.
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 12, 2013 at 12:06
I think games shops should be run by petty vindictive PC gamers on release day.
TiMsTeR1033
September 12, 2013 at 12:07
I am sure many shops already have the game, waiting to put it on the shelves.
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 12, 2013 at 12:08
Well avoided 😉
TiMsTeR1033
September 12, 2013 at 12:11
Why thank you kind sir.
Devourer of Small Bunnies
September 12, 2013 at 11:48
Hahahahaha. Wheres peta when you need them *runs more*
TiMsTeR1033
September 12, 2013 at 12:03
I wonder if they are going to allow any dog to be shot, if that’s the case peta will shut the game down.
Devourer of Small Bunnies
September 12, 2013 at 12:06
Peta has had better luck in trying to turn a tea party into a political song and dance. Merely dust in the wind. They cant and are unable to do shit. The self righteous fucks.
TiMsTeR1033
September 12, 2013 at 12:10
I hear what you saying, but I mean if parents saw their children shooting dogs and stuff on Gta 5 then there is going to be some bad news going around.
Devourer of Small Bunnies
September 12, 2013 at 12:37
Deer hunter was pretty popular on the Wii. Also most butchers would tend to disagree. Aint nothing wrong. We’re the head of the line as it were. Humans didnt end up on top of the food chain because we like protesting *cough cough*
John on trial
September 12, 2013 at 12:38
There’s an ancient name for vegetarians…the lame. Those too weak to hunt.
Devourer of Small Bunnies
September 12, 2013 at 12:42
AKA Dead.
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
September 12, 2013 at 12:22
But we do love their propaganda…
Devourer of Small Bunnies
September 12, 2013 at 12:42
Yeah but chances are the makeup in the shoot was tested and/or made from animals kinda just proves my point. We could delve deeper. The hair dye. Beauty products. The ink on the paper. The power used to create the image and print it. The more you look the more you realise how futile their efforts are. Im not saying slay everything in sight but usually within the concept of “protesting”, its a case of “he who casts the first stone” which Peta and its foul subsidiaries falter to on a regular basis.
If/When they make themselves heard over anything in GTA, they’ll have one helluva queue to stand in, cos this game is going to piss off a lot of people 😛
loftie
September 12, 2013 at 13:55
dat ass….
…is photoshopped.
Lardus-Respect the beard
September 12, 2013 at 13:59
Don’t care…assssssss! 😛
Sageville
September 12, 2013 at 13:24
It’s always those small touches that really make a game…
Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful
September 12, 2013 at 11:38
This pleases me
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 12, 2013 at 11:39
Some people have complained about getting headaches from using the Rift. How embarrassing will it be to tell your own porn game, “Not now, I have a headache.”
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 12, 2013 at 11:39
heh
John on trial
September 12, 2013 at 11:52
Dangerous games we’d be playing
oVg
September 12, 2013 at 11:55
Did somebody say naked?
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 12, 2013 at 12:00
Not this weekend boy! Not this weekend! 0-O
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 12, 2013 at 12:03
HAHA
Lardus-Respect the beard
September 12, 2013 at 11:39
Since NSFW, will check tonight!
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 12, 2013 at 11:40
Lazygamer NSFW expert Lardus
Attaboy
loftie
September 12, 2013 at 13:56
nah its SFW, just cartoonishly animated pomping with low res blurry bits
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 12, 2013 at 11:41
Did you have to, ummm, research this Geoff?
Paul Fouche
September 12, 2013 at 11:43
WHAAAHAHAHA!!! i would much rather go to a pub or a club and do it the legit way
Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful
September 12, 2013 at 11:45
You can take the Oculus to a pub too
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 12, 2013 at 11:46
I can imagine some doood doing the “air hump”
LULZ
That Tall Twit
September 12, 2013 at 11:47
ROFL!!!
Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful
September 12, 2013 at 11:53
Don’t know why I can’t stop laughing for this picture
http://assets.adamriff.com/images/wilfred-humping.gif
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 12, 2013 at 12:03
I, I… Cannot be unseen!
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 12, 2013 at 12:04
O_O
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 12, 2013 at 12:06
My brain hurts now…
Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful
September 12, 2013 at 12:13
LOL wilfred dude, you should watch it
John on trial
September 12, 2013 at 12:21
It’s pretty cool.
Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful
September 12, 2013 at 12:25
indeed 🙂
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 12, 2013 at 11:45
You said it dude, luckily I’m married, so much easier and risk free
oVg
September 12, 2013 at 11:52
Cheaper buying a VR and less trouble in court 😛
Devourer of Small Bunnies
September 12, 2013 at 11:46
So, for the industry to actually move along we need better haptics right? *runs*
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
September 12, 2013 at 11:49
Well there is Durex Fundarwear, and you could always combine it with the Ju-C Air controller as well.
Devourer of Small Bunnies
September 12, 2013 at 12:03
I.. Whu.. I dont even..
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
September 12, 2013 at 11:47
In reality; This is your internet girlfriend…
oVg
September 12, 2013 at 11:51
I wonder where the remote is…
John on trial
September 12, 2013 at 11:52
I think it’s safer to not know
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 12, 2013 at 11:54
Agreed!
TiMsTeR1033
September 12, 2013 at 12:01
It’s times like these, when I become weak from not trolling.
John on trial
September 12, 2013 at 12:10
Same here.
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
September 12, 2013 at 11:56
I’ll just leave this here for you…
Mossel
September 12, 2013 at 12:15
I’ll take 3 thank you.
Devourer of Small Bunnies
September 12, 2013 at 12:03
*cough* 4 kinects * cough*
SaintsRowLee
September 12, 2013 at 12:07
“Sally what the hell are you doing?”
“But Mommy…Johnny and I are only “kinecting” on line!”
TiMsTeR1033
September 12, 2013 at 12:11
I laughed so hard reading that.
Skyblue
September 12, 2013 at 12:35
HAHAHA
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 12, 2013 at 11:52
And it’s almost here…
Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful
September 12, 2013 at 11:54
You must be excited
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 12, 2013 at 11:57
I am. I look forward to playing with Lightening’s ‘physics’… Too soon?
TiMsTeR1033
September 12, 2013 at 12:06
I hope you do enjoy them rince.
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 12, 2013 at 12:09
I call trolling! @Admiral_Chief:disqus
TiMsTeR1033
September 12, 2013 at 12:12
What is wrong with enjoying the physics in a game? I love seeing waves crash, bottles roll. I really mean, I hope you enjoy them whatever they may be.
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 12, 2013 at 12:13
I concur
TiMsTeR1033
September 12, 2013 at 12:14
What does that mean?
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 12, 2013 at 12:14
It means you fail. Thanks for playing
TiMsTeR1033
September 12, 2013 at 12:15
🙁 but I wasn’t trolling.
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 12, 2013 at 12:17
What did you imply then?
TiMsTeR1033
September 12, 2013 at 12:19
The game looks great, I mean cloth simulation, water simulation or crates and bottles rolling.
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 12, 2013 at 12:19
I agree with you Tim. That wasn’t trolling. But unfortunately you chose not to align yourself with the alien empire, where you would have been welcomed with open arms & not judged solely on random comments. But instead you chose… you chose… THAT… THOSE PEOPLE.
John on trial
September 12, 2013 at 12:21
Glad to see Tim’s taking some heat today. Sorry for my absence, but meetings meetings meetings
TiMsTeR1033
September 12, 2013 at 12:22
What do you do for work?
John on trial
September 12, 2013 at 12:28
I do a bunch of things with numbers for a fashion company (I am a guy though). So I have to meet clients and licensing people all day.
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 12, 2013 at 12:24
Trolling Tanya?
John on trial
September 12, 2013 at 12:28
No no. Tim is my ally during this time of war.
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 12, 2013 at 12:31
Are you calling her a whore?
John on trial
September 12, 2013 at 12:33
Haha. Took me a while to figure that one out.
TiMsTeR1033
September 12, 2013 at 12:33
That’s uncalled for.
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 12, 2013 at 12:34
Indeed, I do believe John trolled you
John on trial
September 12, 2013 at 12:37
I didn’t! I even apologized.
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 12, 2013 at 12:38
So you apologised for calling her that?
John on trial
September 12, 2013 at 12:39
I apologized for not being here to take some of the heat off him.
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 12, 2013 at 12:41
Are you saying she is on heat?????????
John on trial
September 12, 2013 at 12:43
Haha. I’m laughing too much to feel intimidated. Sorry.
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 12, 2013 at 12:44
Are you laughing at her being on heat?
John on trial
September 12, 2013 at 12:46
Her being on heat is actually bringing up a very odd picture in my head. So scratch that…
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 12, 2013 at 12:47
GOT YOU
You referred to Tim as Tanya, trolling..
OUT
John on trial
September 12, 2013 at 12:48
Ah man! No way. That was by accident. Completely. By having to learn from your example it’s difficult to remember to not do that.
But I’m being very good for not going and editing it…
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 12, 2013 at 12:50
Agreed, glorious attempt
If you pass the written test, then you have the wildcard
John on trial
September 12, 2013 at 12:50
Thank you for your understanding and wise teachings Admiral.
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 12, 2013 at 12:51
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aOqzRAy_460sa.gif
(Thanks Hammersteyn for the gif)
Hammersteyn
September 12, 2013 at 12:52
Hehe no worries
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 12, 2013 at 13:07
@johnambitious:disqus lucky for that +1UP! No more lives, we will see how you do with the QUIZ OF 1000 DEATHS
John on trial
September 12, 2013 at 13:23
Sounds delightful
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 12, 2013 at 12:44
You think the Admiral is a clown? Do his antics amuse you?
John on trial
September 12, 2013 at 12:45
I just think the Admiral has a splendid sense of humour. Refined, but not conservative.
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 12, 2013 at 12:33
@timster1033:disqus This is when that +1UP comes in handy Tanya! Saved, but no more extra lives…
TiMsTeR1033
September 12, 2013 at 12:34
Why thank you kind sir.
John on trial
September 12, 2013 at 12:34
Can we maybe at least earn health potions or medi packs (dependant on the genre we’re in)
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 12, 2013 at 12:35
Your final test will be a written quiz…
John on trial
September 12, 2013 at 12:37
O_o
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 12, 2013 at 12:39
Aye, building the quiz now
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 12, 2013 at 12:40
@johnambitious:disqus @timster1033:disqus It’s going to be a real shitter… When he told me what it was, I pleaded with him, PLEADED to have mercy. When he laughed and sat back stroking his Bond-villan white cat, I had to run to the loo least I vomit from fear all over his desk (made from the crushed bones of his previous test subjects. *NO PRESSURE
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 12, 2013 at 12:42
Cat’s hair fell off from overexposure…
John on trial
September 12, 2013 at 12:44
O_o
Now I’m curious.
I was never good at tests. It required that thing, you know, that thing that people do to remember other things…
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 12, 2013 at 12:45
Are you mocking my test????
John on trial
September 12, 2013 at 12:47
Studying.
I will never mock you or your test. (it’s taking a lot of restraint to not troll here, you should be proud of your mentoring skills)
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 12, 2013 at 12:50
Don’t forget Rince!
John on trial
September 12, 2013 at 12:51
No no. Master Rince is always there, watching, I would not be so foolish.
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 12, 2013 at 12:45
An iphone?
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 12, 2013 at 12:15
And Tanya used ‘Them’… Punishment?
That Tall Twit
September 12, 2013 at 11:58
Da f**k!? (Pun intended)
loftie
September 12, 2013 at 13:51
graphics are shit
VRSexLab
September 30, 2013 at 01:17
This is really just the beginning. Can’t wait to see what developers come up with next.
Hi69
October 4, 2013 at 19:11
It’s pretty cool that the Rift isn’t even out yet, and there are already a bunch of porn apps out on http://www.xxxvirtualreality.com/