It just doesn’t get any easier guys. I thought losing the love of my life would be the kind of tragedy that I could overcome. But a couple of years later, and I still haven’t gotten over that time when I accidentally killed Tali in Mass Effect 3. I’M SORRY BABY! I’M SO SORRY!
And hell, I didn’t even have a body to bury. But at least I can keep her memory alive, at a replica scale. Kotobukiya will release an official Tali’Zorah nar Rayya Bishoujo statue in the near future, although other details were lighter than my heart when I remember first meeting her.
Anyway, pictures of my greatest love, in her finest hour from the Kotobukiya Facebook:
If the Tali statue is anything like the Liara T’Soni Bishoujo statue, it should stand around ten inches in height. Will it fill the void in my life? Something has to. Whenever I’m on a date, they end quickly because I keep asking for my potential partner to wear a gas mask and call me “commander Shepherd”.
IT JUST DOESN’T GET ANY EASIER DAMMIT!
Last Updated: July 23, 2015
rocketmonkie
July 23, 2015 at 23:20
There there, she’s alive in other people’s games.
Brady miaau
July 24, 2015 at 07:16
Darryn, obviously, you are not dating the right kind of person.
Have you considered watching the right educational materials? I see Disney has made several documentary’s where teenagers or such have made robotic partners. I mean, if teenagers can do it, surely you you can get their blueprints on the Disney (TM) Blackmarket websites and get going.
The D
July 24, 2015 at 07:32
Bioware refuse to give me the original Tali audio files for the unholy abomination that I have cooked up in the garage.
justlikemo
July 24, 2015 at 07:40
Tali Rocks!
even if I play ME3 multiplayer today I will choose the quarian engineer just to remind me of her, and shes mine by the way.
Kromas,powered by windows 10.
July 24, 2015 at 07:44
If you don’t get it we can’t be friends anymore.
Admiral Chief in Skellige
July 24, 2015 at 08:10
That was one of my highlights!
Admiral Chief in Skellige
July 24, 2015 at 08:11
Yay, we stay friends!
Kromas,powered by windows 10.
July 24, 2015 at 08:34
Good …. good
*rubs hands together
WitWolfy
July 24, 2015 at 09:26
http://img.playground.ru/images/8/3/Mass-Effect-3-Tali-vs-Stock-photo-Spoilers.jpeg
Right in the Mass Effect…
John Van Rensburg
July 24, 2015 at 13:25
she was the only classy romance option in ME. I’m just sad that its unlikely that I won’t have the option to get her all liquored up again in Andromeda. or will I?
Dragon2217
June 15, 2016 at 18:31
Man I flipping love Tali, I’ve restarted the game before just so that I can romance her again…? you Tali
Dragon2217
June 15, 2016 at 18:37
They need to make an AI with Tali’s exact personality and put it in Tali’s suit…I would buy that no matter what the cost