Friends, I have covered the last three E3 conferences from right here in South Africa. I can’t tell you how good it feels to know that for the first time ever, I will actually be in that audience, buzzing with excitement, instead of watching the event alone in the middle of the night. MY BODY IS SO READY!
Best Stories
Hot damn, Final Fantasy XII is getting remastered? Hallelujah – I can’t wait to get my hands on it!
In other good news, Xcom 2 is coming to PS4 and Xbox One in September. I’d strongly recommend wrapping all controllers in foam if you plan on picking up the game. You wouldn’t want to break the peripheral when you throw it at the wall for losing a soldier, would you?
Finally, Orena, Megarom and Steelseries are going to host a R30k Overwatch tournament. Excellent – time to get my Mei skills in check!
Worst Stories
The PT spiritual successor, Allison Road, has been cancelled. I was going to put this under best stories (because yay, one less horror for me to play), but I just couldn’t bring myself to do it. Binned games always make me sad.
An eSport professional got a one-year ban for sexual harassment. Hang on, that’s good news right? Absolutely – I just hate that stories like this exist in the first place. Goddamit people, keep your hands to yourself!
Lastly, Horizon Zero Dawn has been delayed. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! At least it hasn’t been pushed back to far. We can get our hands on it in February 2017.
Random Stories
As a first timer, I have no idea how I’m going to survive E3. Good thing Darryn wrote a handy guide which I am printing out as we speak.
Damn, I’ve now just realised that I’m going to be away for over a week. What the heck is going to happen to my cookie bakery? Production needs to improve ALWAYS!
Is Darryn Batman Forever?
Obviously.
Owlman of the Week
Dammit Kervyn, where did you come from? Keep your excellent movie news and reviews to yourself dammit!
Header of the Week
Dead Rising 4 got leaked ahead of E3. The header for that article (written by Darryn) made me giggle!
Most Comments
Local Pricing on the NVIDIA GTX 1070 FE Leaked earlier this week. That got you all talking – that article grabbed a respectable 77 comments.
Comment of the Week
The comment I have chosen this week is a little serious (sorry not sorry). Greylingad said the following on our father’s day competition post.
I’m reading through the comments and seeing everyone’s losses makes me sad, but also makes me realise exactly how precious every moment with a loved one is, make the most of it, and to those of you that have dealt with it, thank you for making me realise this.
You’re right Greylingad… every moment is precious! Never take loved ones for granted – I lost my pops to cancer almost three years ago, and it was completely unexpected.
Bonus Premium Content
I haven’t watched this video just yet, but seeing as Darryn supplied it, expect lots of WTF.
Last Updated: June 10, 2016
HvR
June 10, 2016 at 12:52
OOOOOO RAPPER FLAVOUR RINCE IN DA HOUSE!!!!
https://lerarts.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/101_2529.jpg
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
June 10, 2016 at 12:58
LOL
Raptor Rants
June 10, 2016 at 13:35
https://media.giphy.com/media/aZ3LDBs1ExsE8/giphy.gif
Ottokie
June 10, 2016 at 12:53
Gratz Greylingad!
https://media.giphy.com/media/wtXQ4qkLKfRHW/giphy.gif
Ottokie
June 10, 2016 at 12:53
So anyone brave enough to watch that video?
Deceased
June 10, 2016 at 14:03
Also waiting XD
DragonSpirit009
June 10, 2016 at 12:55
Oh oh I have good news as well… It’s finally done!
Ottokie
June 10, 2016 at 12:56
Awww yuss!
Looks great!
DragonSpirit009
June 10, 2016 at 12:57
Thank you ^_^
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
June 10, 2016 at 12:57
Niiiice
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
June 10, 2016 at 12:57
You should join our Discord chat!
DragonSpirit009
June 10, 2016 at 12:58
Is it safe? XD
HvR
June 10, 2016 at 12:59
ahhaaaa
Ottokie
June 10, 2016 at 12:59
…for the most part
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 10, 2016 at 13:05
Just watch out for the brony channel. Weird spider fetish going on there.
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
June 10, 2016 at 13:05
Indeed
Ottokie
June 10, 2016 at 13:05
You are just jelly
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 10, 2016 at 13:06
Princesses don’t get jelly.
Ottokie
June 10, 2016 at 13:07
I KNEW IT!
Pariah
June 10, 2016 at 13:10
But they get all the custard, right? *wink wink*
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
June 10, 2016 at 13:11
They get bubblegum!
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
June 10, 2016 at 12:59
Yes
Download discord app
Use this invite:
https://discord.gg/010yzGvcAfZlTQm48
DragonSpirit009
June 10, 2016 at 13:12
Well this is annoying. Lazygamer has been freezing my pc since last week. So I locked out
miaau
June 10, 2016 at 14:15
I think it is the shock wave plugin. Try to remove and re-install. Worked for me.
HvR
June 10, 2016 at 14:19
Definitely the Shockwave plugin but only on Lazygamer.net
miaau
June 10, 2016 at 14:33
yip. Mostly
DragonSpirit009
June 13, 2016 at 08:41
I don’t know where to do that now. They installed windows 10 and now I have no clue where anything is!
Greylingad[He Charges!]
June 10, 2016 at 13:02
YUSS!! That looks awesome!! I love the work on the flame!
Raptor Rants
June 10, 2016 at 13:36
Nice!
Dane
June 10, 2016 at 14:00
gj
Gavin Mannion
June 10, 2016 at 12:59
WTF Darryn.. WTF
Pariah
June 10, 2016 at 13:04
That’s not the worst thing I’ve seen tbh.
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
June 10, 2016 at 13:05
I second this
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 10, 2016 at 13:06
You’re only realising this now?
Pariah
June 10, 2016 at 13:11
Greylingad[He Charges!]
June 10, 2016 at 13:00
Thanks guys! Matty, My mom passed close to the same time, also cancer, also completely unexpected, though, the memories are still vivid…
hairyknees
June 10, 2016 at 13:21
So sorry to hear man 🙁 <3 fucking cancer. It can GITFS!
Greylingad[He Charges!]
June 10, 2016 at 13:23
It can take it’s buddies with it, Alzheimer and parkinsons can also GITFS!
hairyknees
June 10, 2016 at 13:25
ALL OF THEM 😛 much love dude <3
Greylingad[He Charges!]
June 10, 2016 at 13:30
Thanks man, same from this side!
Pariah
June 10, 2016 at 13:04
Ottokie
June 10, 2016 at 13:05
Nononononononononononono
Raptor Rants
June 10, 2016 at 13:19
All dem feels
Raptor Rants
June 10, 2016 at 13:37
Darryn… Just…. Just what?
For the Emperor!
June 10, 2016 at 13:38
Everywhere…
Dane
June 10, 2016 at 13:59
To be honest I didn’t like the fact that people started talking about their father’s deaths. Zoe asked for memories and people started writing plaques. :/ I mean I’m sorry that you lost him but we’re talking about beards and fond memories here.
miaau
June 10, 2016 at 14:14
Hi. Holiday is great. Working too, though. hmm.
Just came to say hi. Hi.
p.s. Blasters (restaurant with play-areas for children) in mossel Bay is so awesome for my daughter, she may not want to play video games with daddy, but want to be an adventure junky. Thanks, @disqus_9d4L7lqp4k:disqus
HvR
June 10, 2016 at 14:18
LOL, that place is awesome; I’m always tempted to go and play with the kids
miaau
June 10, 2016 at 14:35
Stuff that. I slid the slides holding her. Fun. Massive. Good bonding