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The good, the bad and the ugly of the past week – 18 March 2016

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You know what’s one of the best feelings in the world? Having no idea a public holiday is coming up, and then finding out at the last second. Hot damn surprise long weekend everybody… Kthxbye!

Best Stories

First and foremost, rAge is finally hitting the Mother City. Are you going? You should be!

Out of nowhere, Oddworld Inhabitants went ahead and announced Oddworld: Soulstorm. We don’t know too much about it just yet, but it’ll feature the lovable, Mudoken killing/saving oaf, Abe. That’s some pretty damn good news if I do say so myself.

Also announced was something from the creators of Kingdom Rush. Here at Lazygamer, we often yell REINFORCE for no real reason, so as you’d imagine, we’re damn excited to see that Iron Marines, a mobile RTS, is in the works.

Worst Stories

Carbine Studios, the team behind the rather excellent MMO, Wildstar, have laid off 40% of their workforce. It’s so sad, because honestly, the game is good and deserves a lot more love from everybody. Going F2P has not helped it seems.

WRASSLING – the sport where the acting is on par with the actual fighting. If you’re a fan of it, bad news, Sting is retiring.

And, yeah. There wasn’t too much bad news this week for a change. Move along!

Random Stories

Zoe is trying her hand at YouTube channel reviews. Here’s her first piece, which focuses on one my personal favourites, Game Theorists.

Did you enjoy the Hunger Games? Then perhaps you should check out ARK: Survival of the Fittest – it’s basically the same thing.

One man. Two Xbox One controllers. Who will win? Spoiler: nobody.

Is Darryn Batman Forever?

Batman V. Superman: Dawn Of Justice

Uh… yes. Hopefully Superman can do something about that next week.

Header Image of the Week

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Warcraft III is getting patched? WHAT YEAR IS IT?

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Also, Justin Timberlake literally crying a river on the CRYENGINE Humble Bundle story is the best thing EVER.

Most Comments

Sheesh, you all doing work this week or something? The most comments landed on Alessandro’s The Division review, with only 64. We implore you to work less, chat more!

Comment of the Week

Only Darryn could pull off something as impossible as breaking two Xbox One controllers via a headset. At least, that’s what we thought, until we read what Warren K Smith had to say…

Dude! I feel you!
I had the same experience with two chat headsets.
It drove me insane! To the point where I bought the full Xbone headphones.
Problem solved… I thought.
I DON’T F*&^#ing think so!
Turns out the headset adapter is the Spawn of Satan and damaged my controllers. BOTH of them.
So after many hours of speaking to three Irishmen at Xbox support (What is up with that? Getting through to Ireland when phoning from SA?) I finally got them to replace ONE controller. Yay for the 1 year warranty!
I picked up the replacement controller at some dodgy store in Edenvale. The store was wedged between a motor dealership and a Sangoma’s practice.
I have never been so nervous to insert on piece of hardware into another…
What if it STILL didn’t work?
What if I had to call Ireland again?
What if Connor or Sean were off that day, and I had to speak to someone new? *(by now I was on first name terms with Xbox support)
Thankfully it worked.
And I was tempted to superglue the chat adapter to the controller for fear of it not working again in a week.

How? Just… how? We will never know, but damn, that story was entertaining.

Bonus Premium Content

Darryn never ceases to amaze me with his WTF selection of YouTube videos…

And this. What is this? WHAT IS THIS????

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Last Updated: March 18, 2016

126 Comments

  1. If Darryn is “Batman Forever” this week, then we HAVE to ensure we wins again next week. Then he gets to be Batman & Robin. 😀

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    • Raptor Rants

      March 18, 2016 at 13:48

      Batman with Nipples?

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      • Captain JJ the Isolated

        March 18, 2016 at 13:50

        Sounds like something Darryn would enjoy 😉

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  2. Pariah

    March 18, 2016 at 12:37

    Those have to be the two most fucked up videos ever posted in the Good Bad & Ugly, ever. EVER. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • hairyknees

      March 18, 2016 at 13:12

      I am so so sorry 🙁

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      • Mossel

        March 18, 2016 at 13:12

        Joke’s on you! I cant watch videos at work.

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      • Guild

        March 18, 2016 at 13:41

        They were pretty fucked up. How does Darren find this stuff?
        “Let me see if I can find some porn on YouTube and just search Sex” Seriously?

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        • hairyknees

          March 18, 2016 at 14:12

          Second one was me 😛 saw it posted on my Facebook earlier this week!

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      • Guild

        March 18, 2016 at 13:42

        Oh and this article got most comments now 😛

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        • hairyknees

          March 18, 2016 at 14:12

          I see xD

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        • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

          March 18, 2016 at 14:13

          When it gets to 100 comments lag becomes apparent, that articles we had in December that clocked over 1K comments froze my work PC xD

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  3. Captain JJ the Isolated

    March 18, 2016 at 12:43

    • Pariah

      March 18, 2016 at 12:46

      What is people’s issue with Win10? It’s 100x better than Win8. And I’ve not had a single day’s issue, not one. Its awesome.

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      • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

        March 18, 2016 at 12:47

        It’s not better than 7 😛

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        • Pariah

          March 18, 2016 at 12:48

          I found it to be better than 7. Much better.

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          • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

            March 18, 2016 at 12:50

            Had to do a pre setup on a new laptop for someone who had Win 10, runs smoothly and boots fast but damn was it hard to find even the control panel on that thing.

          • Pariah

            March 18, 2016 at 12:51

            O_o what? I found it in about 30 seconds from first loading it up. It’s just settings now instead of Control Panel. It now makes more sense.

          • VampyreSquirrel

            March 18, 2016 at 15:02

            Nope… hit the windows key and then type in control panel… you’ll find the normal CP there.

          • Captain JJ the Isolated

            March 18, 2016 at 12:53

            I must agree with you there. They’ve dumbed down windows so much and the entire thing feels like a mobile OS. Pissed me off a bit when I first started using it, but the OS itself is good imo.
            Take the good with the bad and all.

      • Captain JJ the Isolated

        March 18, 2016 at 12:48

        I have no issue with Win 10. I love it.
        I thought the video was funny.

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        • Pariah

          March 18, 2016 at 12:48

          Well carry on then Squire. XD

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        • HvR

          March 18, 2016 at 12:59

          That notification system is pure evil though.

          Jump through hoops to disable it, then they reactivate it through “security update”

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      • HvR

        March 18, 2016 at 12:50

        Compatibility issues mostly.

        PS – of course it is better than 8. The only good feature in 8 is that it not Vista.

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        • Captain JJ the Isolated

          March 18, 2016 at 12:51

          Yea. A few older games of mine don’t work anymore. :/

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          • Pariah

            March 18, 2016 at 12:53

            That SecuROM thing?

          • Captain JJ the Isolated

            March 18, 2016 at 12:54

            What’s SecuROM?

          • Corrie

            March 18, 2016 at 12:54

            The evil thing that forced us to act like consoles and *Shudders* Keep the disc in the dvd tray…

          • Captain JJ the Isolated

            March 18, 2016 at 12:55

            Ah. No.
            I’ve re-purchased all the old games (that I could) on Steam. Just makes things easier.

          • Pariah

            March 18, 2016 at 12:58

            Yup. I do the same. That or GoG.

          • Corrie

            March 18, 2016 at 12:59

            Have done so for a few games but haven’t installed them ever…more for the in case of ever losing the disc

          • Captain JJ the Isolated

            March 18, 2016 at 13:24

            Yea. Me too. Only played Duke Nukem 1 and Total Annihilation again so far

          • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

            March 18, 2016 at 12:56

            Ahhh reminded me about the good old days when you had your first game that worked without having to insert the CD 😛

          • Corrie

            March 18, 2016 at 13:01

            That day the internet activations took over….

          • Corrie

            March 18, 2016 at 12:54

            Haven’t run into any yet..except scarface but that game was a mess on anything better than a Pentium 4

          • Captain JJ the Isolated

            March 18, 2016 at 12:55

            Stronghold was one of them that I wasn’t very happy about. Hopefully there’ll be a patch on Steam sometime

        • Pariah

          March 18, 2016 at 12:53

          I’ve not had one issue, to be honest.

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      • Raptor Rants

        March 18, 2016 at 13:49

        Data… hog…..

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    • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

      March 18, 2016 at 14:14

      How in heavens name did you get a .gifv to play on disqus?

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      • Captain JJ the Isolated

        March 18, 2016 at 14:22

        I asked Trevor to allow it. He controls the balance of the Universe.

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        • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

          March 18, 2016 at 14:22

          He is also the keeper of Void keys

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          • Captain JJ the Isolated

            March 18, 2016 at 14:22

            We’re all doomed, aren’t we?

          • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

            March 18, 2016 at 14:23

            Doom doom doom

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            March 18, 2016 at 14:53

            Speaking of, I have 2 shiny new T3Cs. Hooray for 4 maxed out syndicates. 😀

  4. Pariah

    March 18, 2016 at 12:44

    • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

      March 18, 2016 at 12:46

      That is such a stupid design

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      • Pariah

        March 18, 2016 at 12:47

        Little bit yeah. At least we know that the D aint the only one with the problem – but we DO know that he can’t youtube for shit (other than finding the most f-ed up shit). Otherwise he’d have found this video within 5 minutes and not broken another controller.

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    • Raptor Rants

      March 18, 2016 at 13:34

      Why is this designed so badly? Did no one do any proper R&D on this?

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  5. DragonSpirit009

    March 18, 2016 at 13:08

    Yes! Another week done and dusted.
    Chances of going home yearly… possible.
    Chances of getting stuck in traffic… awful.

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    • Mossel

      March 18, 2016 at 13:10

      Going home yearly?! Damn dude, you need to get a new job.
      Also, chances of going home early for me? Definitely, fuck this place.
      Chances of sitting in traffic? None, I ride a bicycle.

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      • DragonSpirit009

        March 18, 2016 at 13:13

        All I can say is overtime. They owe me!!

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      • DragonSpirit009

        March 18, 2016 at 13:24

        I have to go through Stellenbosch. And the school holiday started… So I’m stuck no matter where I go

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        • Mossel

          March 18, 2016 at 13:26

          haha goodluck with that! I’m gonna go to the nearest bar, which is like 1min walk from my house and drink.

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          • Captain JJ the Isolated

            March 18, 2016 at 13:27

            This is how it’s supposed to be 😀

          • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

            March 18, 2016 at 13:28

            I have to go hunting for a computicket for rAge and hopefully have enough sanity to go buy groceries.

          • Mossel

            March 18, 2016 at 13:29

            Isnt computicket in checkers? Two stones with one bird!

          • Captain JJ the Isolated

            March 18, 2016 at 13:29

            Yea it is.

          • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

            March 18, 2016 at 13:30

            I think there is one at the OK… o boy

          • Mossel

            March 18, 2016 at 13:31

            Haha go to checkers, by the ticket, entjies en n pakkie chips. That’s your groceries as well.

          • Captain JJ the Isolated

            March 18, 2016 at 13:29

            They’re selling tickets at the door also

          • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

            March 18, 2016 at 13:29

            But aren’t the lines going to be insane tomorrow?

          • Captain JJ the Isolated

            March 18, 2016 at 13:30

            Suppose it depends when you get there
            But probably

          • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

            March 18, 2016 at 13:31

            I will be there at 9:30 at the latest so I will be in the worst rush time.

          • Captain JJ the Isolated

            March 18, 2016 at 13:32

            I’m also looking at around 9 ish, but if EGE was anything to go by, the rush only started at 10-10:30

          • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

            March 18, 2016 at 13:34

            I missed EGE but have been to a few rAge events in JHB. And those lines were crazy xD

            But you can count on capetonians to be lazy so early bird skips the lines.

          • Captain JJ the Isolated

            March 18, 2016 at 13:35

            haha. True.

          • DragonSpirit009

            March 18, 2016 at 13:35

            I’m really hoping for no lines. But I doubt Sunday would be crazy much

          • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

            March 18, 2016 at 13:35

            Sunday should be relaxed. I just want to get in there before all the cool merch is sold out 😛

          • DragonSpirit009

            March 18, 2016 at 13:37

            I’ll most likely miss all the good stuff. Everything might be sold out by then. I blame my friends for their poor choices <_<

          • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

            March 18, 2016 at 13:39

            Tell them Sundays are meant for a braai and a movie/series. Not gaming (mostly)

          • Captain JJ the Isolated

            March 18, 2016 at 13:40

            Then I have sinned for gaming 8 hours straight last Sunday 😉

          • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

            March 18, 2016 at 13:40

            8 hours is warmup. And pretty standard for a Sunday

          • Captain JJ the Isolated

            March 18, 2016 at 13:41

            It was on ARK too. So that means I had enough time to craft a single sock.

          • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

            March 18, 2016 at 13:42

            I haven’t played ARK in so long. The gaming backlog is forever looming with new games (Indies!) arriving fast.

          • Captain JJ the Isolated

            March 18, 2016 at 13:44

            Yea man. I’ve got 94 hours now, which isn’t that much for ARK, but I need to move on to new games

          • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

            March 18, 2016 at 13:46

            Think I clocked in at just over 100 hours before I moved on. But the game even in it’s un-optimized state was bloody brilliant

          • Captain JJ the Isolated

            March 18, 2016 at 13:50

            Yea man.
            The optimisation hasn’t changed since I bought it. But it’s still tonnes of fun.

          • DragonSpirit009

            March 18, 2016 at 13:52

            I so want to get ARK… but I barely get time to play Warframe so it’s kinda useless to get it!

          • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

            March 18, 2016 at 13:53

            [ MANDATORY WARFRAME HYPE COMMENT]

          • Captain JJ the Isolated

            March 18, 2016 at 13:57

            [ BLANK COMMENT ]

          • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

            March 18, 2016 at 13:58

            ” Comments can’t be blank.” – Disqus 2016

          • Captain JJ the Isolated

            March 18, 2016 at 13:58

            LOL

          • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

            March 18, 2016 at 13:52

            It was the game with the deciding factor in buying a 980 Ti just to power the thing

          • Captain JJ the Isolated

            March 18, 2016 at 13:58

            Yea, that thing can really drag sometimes.
            I started Subnautica last night. Pretty damn cool game.

          • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

            March 18, 2016 at 13:59

            I saw while I was busy being forced to play that eternal Black Friday game.

          • Captain JJ the Isolated

            March 18, 2016 at 13:59

            😀

          • DragonSpirit009

            March 18, 2016 at 13:41

            The only reason why I invited them is because I’ve never been to Grand West or an expo and don’t want to go alone.

          • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

            March 18, 2016 at 13:41

            Gonna be fun either way 😛

          • Captain JJ the Isolated

            March 18, 2016 at 13:41

            Yea. I also invited some friends, and I know they won’t buy tickets beforehand, so I’ll have to queue with them either way.

          • DragonSpirit009

            March 18, 2016 at 13:42

            I tricked my friend in buying my tickets for me 😛

          • Captain JJ the Isolated

            March 18, 2016 at 13:44

            Ah.
            I should learn from you.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            March 18, 2016 at 13:46

            You’d need friends first.

            Where’d I hear that? I wonder…

          • Captain JJ the Isolated

            March 18, 2016 at 13:51

            From everyone? 😛

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            March 18, 2016 at 13:51

            Touche lol

          • Captain JJ the Isolated

            March 18, 2016 at 13:55

            😀

          • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

            March 18, 2016 at 13:45

            Petrol = Ticket

            plus snacks 😛

          • DragonSpirit009

            March 18, 2016 at 13:46

            Yeah it goes something like that… XD

          • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

            March 18, 2016 at 13:47

            I hate driving so I traded a ticket and 2 beers for a ride and a nap while we drive, because tonight is gaming night and I will probably only get in bed at 5am xD

          • DragonSpirit009

            March 18, 2016 at 13:50

            I might have the same problem. Except I’m driving T.T And we have to leave at 7:45am on Sunday. My friend better pack me some breakfast!

          • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

            March 18, 2016 at 13:51

            Sunday only opens at 10am 😛

          • DragonSpirit009

            March 18, 2016 at 13:52

            My friends are slow… and we have to pick up her boyfriend <_< Fun times

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            March 18, 2016 at 13:47

            Me too 😀 And before the crowds.

          • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

            March 18, 2016 at 13:48

            WARFRAME ACTION FIGURES!!!!!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            March 18, 2016 at 13:49

            I wish. Those figurines are sweet.

          • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

            March 18, 2016 at 13:49

            I will settle for some shirts and anime goodies and maybe a few MTG/Pokemon booster packs 😛

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            March 18, 2016 at 13:53

            I’m hoping for some cool Witcher stuff.

          • Captain JJ the Isolated

            March 18, 2016 at 13:55

            Yes

          • DragonSpirit009

            March 18, 2016 at 13:29

            That was my plan to do as well. Then I got a call that my mother needs baking supplies. So now I have to leave earlier.

          • Mossel

            March 18, 2016 at 13:30

            I’m assuming you get some…brownie points…out of this?

          • DragonSpirit009

            March 18, 2016 at 13:32

            I get free food when home the weekend. Think it’s a fair trade.

          • Mossel

            March 18, 2016 at 13:33

            Winning at life!

          • DragonSpirit009

            March 18, 2016 at 13:34

            Yeah you can say that… Until my mother finds other stuff for me to fix around the house. The joys of an only child!

          • Mossel

            March 18, 2016 at 13:35

            I feel your pain. I’m the youngest, when I go home I need to mow the lawn and braai for the whole family.

          • DragonSpirit009

            March 18, 2016 at 13:36

            Parents will always give chores… no matter what!
            I’ll braai anytime… They only thing I love!

          • Mossel

            March 18, 2016 at 13:38

            haha ok fair enough, I also enjoy that part!

          • DragonSpirit009

            March 18, 2016 at 13:38

            The trick is not letting them know you love it… otherwise they take it away from you!

        • Captain JJ the Isolated

          March 18, 2016 at 13:27

          I had to drive through SB the other day. What a nightmare. I’m so glad I don’t live there anymore.

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          • DragonSpirit009

            March 18, 2016 at 13:31

            Luckily I only have the joys of SB traffic on Monday mornings and Friday afternoons

        • Ottokie vs the forces of Evil

          March 18, 2016 at 13:28

          Stellenbosch is a nightmare today… where are all these people coming from ! xD

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          • DragonSpirit009

            March 18, 2016 at 13:30

            You have no idea. I leave at 6:15am from Wellington and I still get stuck in Stellenbosch traffic. And the N2 is getting worse as well!

          • Mossel

            March 18, 2016 at 13:32

            Dude, I used to stay in Brackenfell. If you are not on the N1 by 06:00, you get to the CBD after 07:00.

          • Dresden

            March 18, 2016 at 14:48

            We must build a wall!!

    • Captain JJ the Isolated

      March 18, 2016 at 13:25

      Yea. I might get to leave ten minutes to five. Good times!

      Reply

  6. Raptor Rants

    March 18, 2016 at 13:31

    w
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  7. Jan Prins

    March 18, 2016 at 14:16

    Meow-Meow Cute BANG FUCK DEAD!!
    Only good cat is a dead cat.

    Reply

  8. Deceased

    March 18, 2016 at 14:58

    So glad that my wish has been granted on the W3 header 😀

    Thank you Oh Mighty Lagz

    Reply

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