What, where’s Matty, you ask? Aren’t I good enough for you? Okay fine, I know Matty is better at these weekly wraps than I am, but TOO BAD! He’s off in London playing with cars and making vroom vroom noises that you can read about over here. Meanwhile, I’m home in my slippers and gown telling you what happened in case you were hibernating during the cold front that hit this past week.
Best stories
Sandy wrote something about the GTX 1070, that I think was good, or important. To be perfectly honest, I didn’t read it, but it sounded cool. Speaking of Sandy and sounding cool, he can now change his Xbox Gamertag thanks to the release of a plethora of inactive tags.
More good news – we should be seeing more of Yarny and remastered Batman is coming in July.
Best of all, you can win tickets to the Overwatch launch.
Worst stories
Games and movies were released this past week that were disappointing. From X-Men Apocalypse to Homefront: The Revolution the disappointments were real.
Oh, what a surprise, the eSports union thing is already crumbling. I’m so shocked.
WTF stories
Sexpo Australia introduced a cosplay competition. Finally, a place for all that Quiet cosplay or fan fiction Lara Croft ideas.
That deserves a fist bump.
Is Darryn still Batman Forever?
But of course.
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Nothing like a rumored Steam sale to get everyone talking. You guys really love to grow your backlogs, don’t you?
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Now this is a mashup that makes my childhood happy.
Comment of the Week
Upon hearing that everything’s going to s**t in the city of Dishonored 2, Alien Emperor Trevor had the best response:
I’m really looking forward to seeing JHB in a game for the first time.
Well played, good sir, well played.
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I fear the places Darryn goes on the internet.
Last Updated: May 20, 2016
Admiral Chief Protector
May 20, 2016 at 12:35
OVERWAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH
HairyEwok
May 20, 2016 at 12:54
We understand you’re over watching all the trailers and just want to play the game.
RinceThis
May 20, 2016 at 12:36
Oh no, not Trevor again…
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 20, 2016 at 12:45
Aren’t you… happy… for me? O_O
RinceThis
May 20, 2016 at 12:51
ALWAYS!
Pariah
May 20, 2016 at 12:52
I’ll be happy for you when you learn what steak looks and tastes like…
Admiral Chief Protector
May 20, 2016 at 12:52
^This
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 20, 2016 at 12:54
If it’s not well done, it’s done badly!
Pariah
May 20, 2016 at 12:55
http://www.thedeepfryerdepotinfo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/burnt.jpg
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 20, 2016 at 12:57
That’s clearly underdone. It should look like this:
RinceThis
May 20, 2016 at 12:58
In your eye!@ 0-_O
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 20, 2016 at 13:02
NO ROAST FOR YOU!
RinceThis
May 20, 2016 at 13:11
West!
Pariah
May 20, 2016 at 12:56
Or, instead of the Charcoal (Well Done) – you could be enjoying this: http://lh4.ggpht.com/-3uKgbuFeiEI/UQww2olh3mI/AAAAAAAAHUo/SQUyJpkmX8Q/s512/7ac37944-5ce5-4024-a46c-ea711b6d54fe.jpg
Darren Peach
May 20, 2016 at 13:15
What I hate about living in Joburg is how god damn brown it is. Was watching some rugby show and they had a few aerial shots of Joburg city leading up to the stadium. It’s brown and ugly. Even the friggen green is brown. If ever I move to the coast, This would be my number one reason.
Pariah
May 20, 2016 at 12:41
Trev. That comment was pure gold. 😛
VampyreSquirrel
May 20, 2016 at 15:59
YAY Zoe finally doing the weekly wrap up again… and all it took was sending mop head to the UK.