Go on, click the link. You know that you want to get your daily dose of ION. After all, it’s not like I would ever use a completely inappropriate image on this post. No way Jose, I’d never do that to you guys…
See? Told you that I wouldn’t Rick-Roll y’all.
In Other News: Go to Brazil with a demo, Minecraft has some heavy rain, tearaway on a Little Big Planet and the Oculus VR gets another Valve.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was regretting my decision to give in to peer pressure yet again.
News
FIFA World Cup Brazil demo out now on Xbox 360, PS3 later today
Minecraft PS3 update adds blocky skins from Uncharted, Heavy Rain
Warlock 2: The Exiled – Using editor tools has rarely been this easy
Tearaway DLC adds Little Big Planet themed decorations
Another Valve developer joins Oculus VR
Creator Dean Hall reveals the 2014 roadmap for DayZ
Wii U system update 4.10 released
Activision closing down mobile studio The Blast Furnace
Stuff
Slightly Mad Studios’ MMO arcade racer World Of Speed is free, but don’t call it free-to-play
Still Playing: Duet – a frustrating, joyful, beautifully melodic and starkly clinical contradiction
A history of Shonen Jump crossover games
There can be only one Sub-Zero
Videos
Sonic Boom – Developer diary: Behind the scenes
Chronoblade – PVP trailer
Heroes of Atlan – Launch trailer
What’s on at The Movies
This full trailer for The Purge: Anarchy doesn’t stick to the plan
Producer Jerry Bruckheimer talks Top Gun 2
Nobody understands the cloud in this red band trailer for Sex Tape
There’s a familiar face in these images for Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
This new poster and TV spot for Dawn of the Planet of The Apes doesn’t need power
Star Wars Episode VII to feature Jar Jar Bink’s son as a Jedi
Model: Brittani Jayde
Last Updated: April 1, 2014
Admiral Chief Railjack
April 1, 2014 at 16:07
For a second I thought we are getting a late April’s fool of Darryn in mankini, I’m supremely happy we did NOT
Hammersteyn
April 1, 2014 at 16:11
Or a chick that used to be a dude…
Admiral Chief Railjack
April 1, 2014 at 16:12
Or a dude that used to be a chick
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 1, 2014 at 16:16
I actually did take a few seconds to check that, it wouldn’t have surprised me if he’d done that.
Hammersteyn
April 1, 2014 at 16:16
That’s how I got to the tattoos
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 1, 2014 at 16:21
Wow, it must take her ages to cover all of those up.
Unavengedavo
April 1, 2014 at 16:24
I have a gif of that somewhere 😀
Hammersteyn
April 1, 2014 at 16:24
LOL no thanks!
Jedi JJ
April 1, 2014 at 16:25
You probably have a gif of a gif of a man who used to be a woman after he was a man.
Unavengedavo
April 1, 2014 at 16:27
Don;t think that I am allowed to search for that at work O_o
Jedi JJ
April 1, 2014 at 16:28
Oh. Sorry. I thought you kept a stash.
Unavengedavo
April 1, 2014 at 16:29
You make it sound as though I am a drug addict :O
Lardus-Resident Perve
April 1, 2014 at 16:24
Or a chick that is still half dude…
Jedi JJ
April 1, 2014 at 16:25
Like clean-shaven men?
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 1, 2014 at 16:25
bwhahahahah
Hammersteyn
April 1, 2014 at 16:26
like Bieber, no wait that’s not even one tenth of a dude
Unavengedavo
April 1, 2014 at 16:32
If you insist…
http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/It+s….+.+.+.+a+trap_d5a18c_4585792.gif
Lardus-Resident Perve
April 1, 2014 at 16:33
Exactly that. Been to Thailand recently, so had to be extra careful!
Dutch Matrix
April 1, 2014 at 16:21
Why would your mind gravitate even slightly towards thoughts of Darryn in a mankini????
Admiral Chief Railjack
April 1, 2014 at 17:35
To overcome one’s fears, one must be aware of them
Admiral Chief Railjack
April 1, 2014 at 16:07
In other news, LLEW FOUND THE FREQUENCY!!!
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 1, 2014 at 16:08
You’re going to ruin your back sitting on a chair like that :/
Admiral Chief Railjack
April 1, 2014 at 16:08
…better to arch forward?
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 1, 2014 at 16:09
Sit up straight, use the back & arm rests.
Rince
April 1, 2014 at 16:13
There’s a chair? 0-o
VampyreSquirrel
April 1, 2014 at 16:09
She’s quite hawt, but that color doesn’t suit her 😛
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 1, 2014 at 16:10
That’s a bit racist :/
VampyreSquirrel
April 1, 2014 at 16:11
nah, it’s lingerie-ism… nothing serious.
Hammersteyn
April 1, 2014 at 16:10
Ugh, Google reveals she has more stamps than a post office
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 1, 2014 at 16:11
I would never have guessed she’s a philatelist.
Hammersteyn
April 1, 2014 at 16:12
LOL no, tramp stamps
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 1, 2014 at 16:14
😀
Scruff304
April 1, 2014 at 16:29
…..
Hammersteyn
April 1, 2014 at 16:30
hahaha, sorry it’s just personal taste and all that
Rince
April 1, 2014 at 16:12
And happy birthday Avo, you scary man!
Hammersteyn
April 1, 2014 at 16:13
Where is that sick bastard?
Rince
April 1, 2014 at 16:13
He was about earlier, haven’t seen him in at least 2 minutes.
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 1, 2014 at 16:15
*snigger*
Jedi JJ
April 1, 2014 at 16:18
Expect the worst. (ie. terrible gifs or videos to follow)
Rince
April 1, 2014 at 16:19
Oh gods, and he can use birthday as an excused. Also, no Tanya today?
Jedi JJ
April 1, 2014 at 16:20
No Tanya. I can’t help but think the first of April has something to do with it.
Hammersteyn
April 1, 2014 at 16:21
Every fool has his day. today is that day 😛
Rince
April 1, 2014 at 16:21
Prick!
Hammersteyn
April 1, 2014 at 16:22
hahaha
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 1, 2014 at 16:22
Plick!
Jedi JJ
April 1, 2014 at 16:22
No no. We’ve been over this before. It’s Nick. Your name is Nick.
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 1, 2014 at 16:22
Potato Potahto.
Jedi JJ
April 1, 2014 at 16:23
lol
Rince
April 1, 2014 at 16:29
Don’t make me silence you twice again!
Jedi JJ
April 1, 2014 at 16:35
I haven’t had a Cleo free day in two weeks now. Nothing upsets me anymore.
Rince
April 1, 2014 at 16:41
Lol
Jedi JJ
April 1, 2014 at 16:21
He probably got stuck in traffic with all the fools around. Boom!
Hammersteyn
April 1, 2014 at 16:22
In Avo’s honour then
http://31.media.tumblr.com/94f0e193f0705bea390ff222acfbfa47/tumblr_mn75f7MXyg1qzb0mbo1_500.gif
Jedi JJ
April 1, 2014 at 16:24
Well, that escalated quickly.
Seems appropriate.
Rince
April 1, 2014 at 16:33
WOW 0-O
Unavengedavo
April 1, 2014 at 16:25
Lol 😛
Unavengedavo
April 1, 2014 at 16:25
Do I ever need an excuse to do anything? O_o
Hammersteyn
April 1, 2014 at 16:27
Like him?
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li5v5iKx2a1qawrd4o1_500.gif
Unavengedavo
April 1, 2014 at 16:28
Except without the makeup 😀
Hammersteyn
April 1, 2014 at 16:31
but not the scars?
VampyreSquirrel
April 1, 2014 at 16:14
He’s a lot less scary in person… with no electronics around… 😛
Happy birthday AVO!
Rince
April 1, 2014 at 16:17
I don’t believe you, he changed his FB, FEARZ!
Spathi
April 1, 2014 at 16:16
Darryn, please do us all a favour in future and make the model name a link to a google search in a incognito window, safe search off. For science, you know! 😛
Hammersteyn
April 1, 2014 at 16:17
She’s got more ink on her skin than a squid in it’s bladder or whatever.
Unavengedavo
April 1, 2014 at 16:22
Not bad, but you could have done better for my b-day ION… And seeing as it is my b-day… ICE CREAM FOR ALL…
https://24.media.tumblr.com/96d27d59597c2e64993028533b181fc1/tumblr_n163f4IX5P1qd5mq1o1_500.gif
Hammersteyn
April 1, 2014 at 16:23
There’s the birthday boy! Have a good one bud!
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 1, 2014 at 16:23
I’m sure it’s refreshing, but I’M not.
Happy Birthday dude!
Umar Leonhart
April 1, 2014 at 16:24
Happy Birthday biud
Hammersteyn
April 1, 2014 at 16:24
such ice cream!
Rince
April 1, 2014 at 16:30
There he is!
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
April 1, 2014 at 16:49
Happy day, guy!
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
April 2, 2014 at 07:21
Happy Bday dude! Sorry I’m a day late though….
Mossel
April 2, 2014 at 08:42
Happy bday man!
Umar Leonhart
April 1, 2014 at 16:38
Read Chronoblade and thought…well you know what I thought
Ottokie
April 1, 2014 at 18:17
Minecraft takes the April fools cake this year. after you click play just listen to the song 😛
Sk3tz0
April 1, 2014 at 18:58
Its annoying the.. Stone stonestone stone break.. Water is near water is near..