I may have recently been hired to help our local Idols TV show climb further on the ratings. My first act, as El Chairman of the position that I took over in a bloody coup, was to apply a new rule to the auditions. Anyone who enters and immediately launches into a sob story for the sake of drama, immediately gets dropped…into a Rancor pit below the stage. I think I’m onto something here.
In Other News: Persona 4 heads to the Playstation 3, get a Stone Cold Stunner for cheap, try to escape Hellraid and join the Unearth Initiative.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy selling everything that I own for a delicious sammich.
News
Persona 4 age-rated for PS3 release
GTA V iFruit available now on PS Vita
South Park: The Stick of Truth Space and Samurai DLC packs out now
Xbox Live sale discounts Spider-Man and WWE content
Throw your own eyeballs around in Hellraid: The Escape
Give your worst to the Unearth Initiative
Caffeine is an oddly-titled space-horror game
April Fools day inflates craniums throughout Guild Wars 2
Stuff
Dark visions cloud The Astronauts’ open-world crime thriller, The Vanishing Of Ethan Carter
The story of GoldenEye 007?s most notorious gun, The Klobb – and its design secret
If Final Fantasy battles were actually dance-offs
The Princess Zelda statue that I’ve been waiting for
Video
The sun at night – Launch trailer
Enemy Mind – Debut trailer
ARMA III – ARMA karts trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Fantastic Four finds its Doctor Doom
Byung-hun Lee and more sign up for Terminator: Genesis
This new trailer for Wolf Creek 2 is pleased to meet’cha
Whatever happens in this trailer for begin again will keep rolling
Midweek Mouth-Off – Noah you’re talking
We Review Divergent – A formulaic slog that wastes its talent
Let the revolution begin in these two trailers for Night Moves
Model: No idea, but here’s the source link.
Last Updated: April 2, 2014
Admiral Chief Railjack
April 2, 2014 at 16:05
Dat stomach….
Mossel
April 2, 2014 at 16:07
You should see my (koki drawn) six pack in a Leonidas dress up I did for my friends birthday. It was pretty badass.
Admiral Chief Railjack
April 2, 2014 at 16:12
Why would I want to see your boddeh?
Rince
April 2, 2014 at 16:12
I am still like, wtf 0-O
Admiral Chief Railjack
April 2, 2014 at 16:17
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aNe3yq6_460s_v2.jpg
Dutch Matrix
April 2, 2014 at 16:21
Boddehs… sexy! (refresh for sexy image. Promise!)
Rags
April 2, 2014 at 16:50
Hot!
Admiral Chief Railjack
April 2, 2014 at 19:51
Serious boner here. Dat boobs, dat hair.
Awesome!
Admiral Chief Railjack
April 2, 2014 at 16:05
“dropped into rancor pit”
SECONDED!
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 2, 2014 at 16:19
I say we skip the auditions entirely & just do that to all of them.
Admiral Chief Railjack
April 2, 2014 at 19:51
I scratch my first motion, and second this one!!!!!!!!!!
Jedi JJ
April 2, 2014 at 16:27
With proper metal casing over the door switch though.
Mossel
April 2, 2014 at 16:05
Underboob ftw!
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 2, 2014 at 16:07
I’m having a difficult time figuring out if that’s underboob or underpec. Damn androgynous Japanese characters.
Mossel
April 2, 2014 at 16:08
Why not both?
Rince
April 2, 2014 at 16:09
Seconded. Door 1. We are safe…
Dutch Matrix
April 2, 2014 at 16:14
I don’t care how small it is, but I doubt you can hide the ole Wors en Eiers that well from that angle.
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 2, 2014 at 16:21
That’s what she said 🙁
Dutch Matrix
April 2, 2014 at 16:24
Sadly, yes… Damn Steroid Abuse!
Unavengedavo
April 2, 2014 at 16:26
I have a gif of a… uh guy/girl doing a very good job at hiding it O_o
Anon A Mouse
April 2, 2014 at 16:13
On a way side note: I’m playing XCom: Enemy Unknown and all I get is very difficult missions, which would have been fine if my squad could shoot. Yeez these laser guns are a waste. I’m getting shot in the face from different directions.
Rince
April 2, 2014 at 16:19
Plasma is the way son. PS. Frigging awesome game.
Anon A Mouse
April 2, 2014 at 16:27
Still trying to get the satellites in place, don’t have plasma researched yet. Loving every minute of it. It really kept true to the originals me thinks.
Unavengedavo
April 2, 2014 at 16:14
So when are the winners being announced for the Diablo III give away?
Dutch Matrix
April 2, 2014 at 16:18
Un-avenged-avo Do you know how long it took me to figure your name out??? Guess I need to sleep more so I can grow cleverer…
Rince
April 2, 2014 at 16:19
There’s not enough sleep time in the world for that! *RUNS
Unavengedavo
April 2, 2014 at 16:27
Lol, there were a couple of people who struggled :P… I always though it was pretty obvious O_o
HvR
April 2, 2014 at 16:30
That is because you keep distracting them with your “interesting” videos.
Admiral Chief Railjack
April 2, 2014 at 19:53
I think I’m the only one who got that.
Either I’m really clever. Or really strange…like you…. O_O
HvR
April 2, 2014 at 16:28
avo’s final frontier
Grimthwacker
April 2, 2014 at 17:01
Yup! Me too… always pronounced it in my head as Una-Vengado….some sort of spanish name. 😀 For some reason I always missed the last few letters in his name…. Now that I’ve looked at it in more detail.
Kensei Seraph
April 2, 2014 at 17:02
I only realized when I saw his Loadout name.
UnavengedAvo.
Previously I just thought it was a bunch of random character’s he’d picked.
Admiral Chief Railjack
April 2, 2014 at 19:52
Am I the only one who got it from the get-go?
Dutch Matrix
April 3, 2014 at 07:58
Yes. You’re special. Here’s your gold star. Now stick it on your forehead and grin like an idiot. (Sorry. I am living in 1983 again. Just call me Buck Rogers.)
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
April 2, 2014 at 17:02
Up til a few weeks ago I used to just go Unablhablah in my head lol
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 2, 2014 at 16:17
If Final Fantasy battles were dance-offs… they’d be line dances.
Unavengedavo
April 2, 2014 at 16:22
I’ve seen better Kill a kill cosplay 😛
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aqmxnnP_700b.jpg
Rags
April 2, 2014 at 16:31
Don’t let the feminist see this!
<3 me some sideboob 😀
Unavengedavo
April 2, 2014 at 16:32
Screw the feminists! 😛
HvR
April 2, 2014 at 16:33
No, they do not shave and are generally quite fugly.
Unavengedavo
April 2, 2014 at 16:41
…
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4360anm811qmyf2uo1_1280.jpg
Rags
April 2, 2014 at 16:49
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/f0/f0ab28bada949062700d8364d6d10e6129bbb90a73df9ddb6633f0aa591019ff.jpg
Dutch Matrix
April 3, 2014 at 07:56
Yeah no. Not everyone has a talent for science and maths…
HvR
April 2, 2014 at 17:02
And I choose to be grossed out if woman has hairier legs than I do.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
April 2, 2014 at 17:06
Let a woman choose a man by his height or build and no one cares. But care what a woman looks like when choosing someone to like…
Unavengedavo
April 2, 2014 at 17:07
That we can agree on… But most “Feminists” don’t know what feminism is about O_o
Unavengedavo
April 2, 2014 at 16:42
And…
http://www.funniestmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/Funniest_Memes_this-is-not-feminism-this-is-feminism_303.jpeg
HvR
April 2, 2014 at 17:06
In reality (at least my experience with media) to top picture is closer to the truth.
That is probably because the equal opportunist feminist (the one that is actually leveling the playing field for future generations) is too busy excelling in her field of choice too write pages on pages of rants in their blogs, take selfies and start Twitter wars.
Kensei Seraph
April 2, 2014 at 17:15
Not to mention that the rants are much more entertaining than how you did XYZ that day.
Half-Minute Hero [Umar]
April 2, 2014 at 17:30
Dat War of the Lion dance off….I jizzed………
Also
DAT angle of the sword for the header…..ahhhhh