The weirdest things in life make me happy. Why just today, I received some movie accurate rubber hoses for the Proton Pack that I’m currently building. But when I saw that my special screws were waiting for me at the post office? Buddy, I couldn’t shove angry old white ladies out of my way fast enough. Clearly, my weekend is a happy one.
In Other News: How Blood Dragon was made, Vita ain’t doing so well, Killer is Dead has a cameo and Jennifer Aniston swears like a trooper.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy fighting off the PE CHUDs.
Bethesda denies Arkane involved in Prey 2 development
Ubisoft promises new next-gen IP reveal for Gamescom
Volition responds to criticism of the dildo bat
Vita not performing that well, says Sony exec
Breath of Fire II coming to Wii U
Modified Saints Row given Australian MA15 rating
Juliet Starling will appear in Killer is Dead
Black Ops 2 Vengeance out on PS3 and PC today
It’s a crying shame that this game never got made
The making of Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon
The burliest Adventure Time cosplayer goes on a badass quest
Why Australia’s outdated classification system doesn’t work
What’s on at The Movies:
The Croods hits Blu Ray o October 1
James Cameron has hired some writing friends to make even more Avatar sequels
Stick to the big A in this red band trailer for We’re the Millers
These 35 new images for Agents of SHIELD will show you how I met your mother
Say hellot to my magical little director in the Scarface remake!
Movies out today – Giant robots, aliens and Afrikaners
Abigail Breslin wants to send a bastard to hell in this trailer for Haunter
Moderation is for cowards in this first trailer for Lone Survivor
Model: Leanna Decker
Last Updated: August 2, 2013