And so begins the road to E3. We’re as prepared as we’ll ever be. We’ve got a seedy motel room booked for the Pre-E3 party, we’ve posted an ad on CraigsList and we’re hoping that this time the party won’t be gate-crashed by horny Furries. For once.
In Other News: Mortal Kombat is almost upon us, Ryse up DLC, The Forest is early, EA may have to fork out some varsity cash and Luigi takes Mario Kart too seriously.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy putting pizzas on top of bigger pizzas.
News
Mortal Kombat X listed on Amazon ahead of todays reveal
Luigi takes this Mario Kart business seriously
Call of Duty Advanced Warfare could hit Wii U
Ryse: Son of Rome DLC adds to Gladiator, Survival and Solo modes
The Forest is now available via Steam Early Access
EA may pay almost $1000 per college athlete for sports game set
Those unearthed landfill cartridges will be sold at auction
Stuff
American roads and game design – A love letter
Life after death: meet the people ensuring that yesterday’s systems will never be forgotten
Real Mass Effect rifle does not need calibration
Could it be time to abandon the word ‘videogame’ altogether?
Videos
Top Ten E3 train wrecks
Company of Heroes 2 – US Forces trailer
Wildstar – Developer Day One tips
What’s on at The Movies
This first trailer for Kill The Messenger doesn’t believe in conspiracy theories
Captain America: The Winter Soldier arrives on Blu-Ray September 9
No good deed goes unpunished in this latest trailer for The Green Inferno
Monday Box Office Report
Edgar Wright’s replacement on Ant-Man has been found…Or maybe not
And the actor playing Thanos in Guardians Of The Galaxy is…
Model: Jenna Pietersen
Last Updated: June 2, 2014
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 2, 2014 at 16:04
I know I say this a lot but, so that’s what I’m missing by not going to the beach.
Hammersteyn
June 2, 2014 at 16:05
The one I go to has beached whales 🙁
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 2, 2014 at 16:06
I don’t think fatties like being called that.
Jedi JJ
June 2, 2014 at 16:18
Imagine the faces of the people from the WWF when they showed up and couldn’t find the whale
Hammersteyn
June 2, 2014 at 16:24
What fatties? There’s Japanese in this here waters.
Jedi JJ
June 2, 2014 at 16:29
Those are octopi (depending on what Japanese fiction you are in)
Hammersteyn
June 2, 2014 at 16:33
Not all of them have sad endings
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aqmwEeY_460sa.gif
Rock789
June 2, 2014 at 16:35
Clearly a case of Stockholm Syndrome…
Jedi JJ
June 2, 2014 at 16:37
LOL
Hammersteyn
June 2, 2014 at 16:43
Hahahaha yeah!
Dutch Matrix
June 2, 2014 at 16:25
Us fatties does not like to be called fatties.
CAE9872
June 2, 2014 at 16:07
ain’t no women like that at beaches I go to…besides in winter she will freeze her ass off.
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 2, 2014 at 16:15
She’s probably not swimming in CT oceans in summer either, never mind winter heh.
CAE9872
June 2, 2014 at 16:24
Didn’t think of that but yip you sure are right about that one. Must be a Durbanite then…
Mossel
June 3, 2014 at 06:53
You should make a turn at Clifton then!
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 3, 2014 at 07:57
She’s not wearing enough make-up & jewelry to be someone who goes there. 😉
Jedi JJ
June 2, 2014 at 16:17
People still go to the beach? (that excludes GTA)
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 3, 2014 at 07:56
Well technically I did on Sunday when playing Bioshock Infinite.
Hammersteyn
June 2, 2014 at 16:04
Because Monday
CAE9872
June 2, 2014 at 16:09
take it away…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Jedi JJ
June 3, 2014 at 07:33
That RAW LATEX show is damn funny
Pieter Kruger
June 2, 2014 at 16:09
So with Forza Horizon 2 and new Homefront also just announced I wonder what will be left for E3?
CAE9872
June 2, 2014 at 16:11
Does seem odd doesn’t it. Does anyone at the big corps know E3 is happening soon?
CAE9872
June 2, 2014 at 16:48
Strange to see FH2 on 360 as well – would have thought One exclusive. Think its time they go next gen now in most cases.
Skoobaz
June 2, 2014 at 16:55
RDR & GTA5 for next gen ( Incl. PC )?
CAE9872
June 2, 2014 at 16:10
So…anybody at LG can answer this one! You guys going to setup a World Cup superbru? I want to test my mad predictions at football…
Sk3tz0
June 2, 2014 at 17:02
Fifa Official Site will have a prediction thing going..
Brian Murphy
June 2, 2014 at 16:20
Had to check for an Adam’s Apple. That face…seems too ‘handsome’, for some reason.
Hammersteyn
June 2, 2014 at 16:25
Tbh there’s lots of handsome in the header
Brian Murphy
June 2, 2014 at 16:30
Well, I just watched Anthony Bourdain’s Parts Unknown – Thailand, last night. He ended up going to a ladyboy show lol. Had flashbacks when I saw the header.
Hammersteyn
June 2, 2014 at 16:34
Aaaah you see, you are corrupting your soul with filth!
Anthony Bourdain’s Parts Unknown you say?
* Makes mental note to watch it later.
Brian Murphy
June 2, 2014 at 16:39
I love it, I love the cuisine, love the different cultures, love seeing places where 16oz of meat is for a family, and not the entree to a single meal.
Jedi JJ
June 2, 2014 at 16:42
I need a new interesting thing to watch. Will check this out
Brian Murphy
June 2, 2014 at 16:44
Well, if you’re not familiar with Bourdain, he can be an arrogant dick like Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear…but holy hell some of the places he’s gone, and some of the meals he’s been treated to…omg. What I like though, is for the most part, he intentionally avoids tourist stuff, and goes to places where the locals go. Which is fascinating.
Watch the Lyon France episode, and rage with envy…those meals he had with Paul Bocuse are worth more than my life.
Jedi JJ
June 2, 2014 at 16:46
Glad to hear someone feels the same as I do about Jeremy Clarkson.
Will definitely check it out. Being someone who is about as well traveled as the ants who live in my kitchen I should find it fascinating.
Brian Murphy
June 2, 2014 at 16:50
Clarkson’s a piece of shit, when he forced Tiff Needel (Former LeMans racer for Lister…owns his Lister Storm V12 that he raced in Lemans) out of Top Gear, my lifelong hatred for the man began.
I will say that Bourdain hasn’t said or done anything even remotely as controversial as what Clarkson’s done, though, he puts voice to some…rather unpopular opinions in certain places he goes to…like Israel and Palestine, and a few other hotspot places. Still, he manages to keep it focused on the food, even if on occasion he’ll bring up a conversation stopper kind of question.
Jedi JJ
June 2, 2014 at 16:57
Agreed.
Well, will check it out. Haven’t watched any show in that line in a very long time. I’m always up for some enlightening and fascinating shows.
Brian Murphy
June 2, 2014 at 17:01
Cool, enjoy! 🙂
Hammersteyn
June 2, 2014 at 16:26
MK X, well my Monday, nay, my month has been made. Can’t wait to see more!
Unavengedavo
June 2, 2014 at 17:37
That’s not how you do a pushup O_o
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 3, 2014 at 07:55
Looks more like one of those yoga poses to me. Further research may be required.
Unavengedavo
June 3, 2014 at 08:15
Just remember, Yoga is spelled K-A-M-A-S-U-T-R-A 😉
NINE
June 3, 2014 at 04:28
Hi, does anyone know any good alternatives to PC Format besides NAG?
Admiral Chief Kilo
June 3, 2014 at 07:30
Nope, sorry 🙁