Well, I’m off again. By the time you read this, I’ll most likely be sitting at OR Tambo waiting for my flight to LA. Now, I’m supposed to be going so that I can cover the Call of Duty Tournament and Team XtaZ, but I’ve got a better idea. I’m going to realize my dream of being a facial stuntman, and finally put my mug to good use and take knocks for the prettier folks in Hollywood. It’s my Destiny!
In Other News: Advance Wars may advance again, Deus Ex gets exclusive on the Wii U, step into the arcade of the future and Dory loses herself.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I ain’t getting on no plane sucka! MURDOCK!
Advance Wars could make a comeback, developer suggests
Halo 4’s second run of MacFarlane toys includes exclusive DLC
Gears of War Judgement patched, new free DLC available
Layoffs hit Square Enix Los Angeles
New Deus Ex Human Revolution Director’s Cut content won’t leave the Wii U
Minecraft Xbox 360 edition gets title update 9 on April 5
New mod adds Doom weapons and characters to Half Life 2
Apple reportedly working on official iOS gamepad
Solved – Why no one in Fire Emblem Awakening has feet
Do we really need so much gunplay in games?
The Rock stars in the worst Infinity Blade rip-off that I’ve ever seen
Step inside the arcade of the future
What’s on at The Movies
Guilty Pleasures – South Park: Bigger, longer and uncut
This trailer for Grown Ups 2 is inside you!
Davidi Fincher is headed to Oz to shoot 20 000 Leagues under the sea
You’ll be seeing strange things in this first trailer for Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
Midweek Mouth Off – Kids tuff
The Finding Nemo sequel becomes Finding Dory, new plot points and release date revealed inside
Model: Sophie Howard
Last Updated: April 3, 2013