Gah, I’ve nay got enuff brain cells to rite somefin clever heer. Yoo have ta make doo on yer own todey.
In Other News: Say goodbye to the PSP, there may be some MOBA redemption after all, Lionhead hasa Fable for PC and slip on an Irrational black glove.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy wondering what Game of Thrones fans were going on about.
News
After nearly ten years, Japan bids farewell to the PSP
PS4 update 1.71 coming soon
Is MOBA culture hopelessly toxic? This ban acceptance says no
EA release first new NHL 15 screenshot
Here’s the schedule for Nintendo’s E3 streams
Lionhead is conjuring Fable Anniversary to PC
Former Irrational staff form new studio, announce first game
The Last of Us leads heading up Uncharted 4
Stuff
A history of videogame hardware: Sega Master System
The human body has trouble gaming for 90 hours
Retrospective: Secret Of Mana
Frozen done in the style of Call of Duty videos
Videos
Anima: The Gate of Memories – Gameplay trailer
Haunt the House: Terrortown – Steam release trailer
Homefront: The Revolution – Debut trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Star Wars Episode VII adds Lupita Nyongo and Gwendoline Christie, plus over 40 set pics revealed
Someone is about to bite the dust in The Walking Dead
James Cameron talks about how he wrote all three Avatar sequels simultaneously
Walk beyond the law in this trailer for A Walk Amongst The Tombstones
The film may be dead but the concept art for Akira lives on
The first reactions to the Flash pilot just ran in
This trailer for Left Behind wants you to be ready
Model: Elizabeth Marxs
Last Updated: June 3, 2014
Admiral Chief Kilo
June 3, 2014 at 16:02
[Comment]
Unavengedavo
June 3, 2014 at 16:13
[Reply]
Hammersteyn
June 3, 2014 at 16:16
[Profit]
Admiral Chief Kilo
June 3, 2014 at 16:17
[DLC]
Anon A Mouse
June 3, 2014 at 16:21
[Funny GIF about DLC]
derp
June 3, 2014 at 16:22
[citation needed]
Hammersteyn
June 3, 2014 at 16:45
[Can only find slightly disturbing gif symbolizing DLC]
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a9dV2NZ_460sa.gif
HvR - THE Average GAmer
June 3, 2014 at 16:47
[Laughing while looking for garden shears and neighbour’s cat]
Jedi JJ
June 3, 2014 at 16:47
Die kat! Die kat se stert!
VampyreSquirrel
June 3, 2014 at 16:22
[Server Shutdown]
HvR - THE Average GAmer
June 3, 2014 at 16:31
[Random bot click this link post]
Sageville
June 3, 2014 at 16:36
[Rubs his naked body with cooking oil, jumps into a hottub filled with custard and sausages]
HvR - THE Average GAmer
June 3, 2014 at 16:37
[Forwards Sageville DIY Testerone tricks found on Lazygamer]
Jedi JJ
June 3, 2014 at 16:42
[runs away screaming at top of lungs]
Hammersteyn
June 3, 2014 at 16:43
[Makes himself a hotdog]
Sageville
June 3, 2014 at 16:50
[That’s not a hotdog…]
Hammersteyn
June 4, 2014 at 07:25
[And that’s not custard?]
Sageville
June 4, 2014 at 09:33
[You know me well…]
Unavengedavo
June 3, 2014 at 16:39
[Announcement of DLC being delayed till 2015]
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
June 3, 2014 at 17:27
[questions why everyone is typing like this]
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 3, 2014 at 17:47
[Potato]
Jedi JJ
June 3, 2014 at 16:38
[Question]
Sageville
June 3, 2014 at 16:40
[Embargo]
HvR - THE Average GAmer
June 3, 2014 at 16:40
[Lawsuit]
Sageville
June 3, 2014 at 16:41
[T-Shirts]
Jedi JJ
June 3, 2014 at 16:42
[fire hose]
Sageville
June 3, 2014 at 16:50
[Ron Jeremy]
HvR - THE Average GAmer
June 3, 2014 at 16:42
[Bacon]
Hammersteyn
June 3, 2014 at 16:43
[Barbra Streisand]
HvR - THE Average GAmer
June 3, 2014 at 16:43
[Vomit]
Jedi JJ
June 3, 2014 at 16:44
[Bee Gees]
RinceofThis
June 3, 2014 at 18:17
[Wrong size]
Jedi JJ
June 3, 2014 at 16:41
[blame shifting]
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 3, 2014 at 16:05
Top marks.
Hammersteyn
June 3, 2014 at 16:12
I knew I saw Haunt the House: Terrortown somewhere before, check it out here if you want a taste.
http://www.kongregate.com/games/SuperFlashBros/haunt-the-house?acomplete=haunt+the+house
Hammersteyn
June 3, 2014 at 16:20
Sega Master System, who here remembers Alex the kid?
Funny story, my father wanted to surprise us with our own Sega Genesis. He even bought three Genesis games only he bought the Master System by mistake.
Anon A Mouse
June 3, 2014 at 16:20
Darryn just confirmed this study with that first paragraph.
http://www.health24.com/Medical/Vaginal-discharge/News/Porn-may-reduce-your-brain-size-20140602
Hammersteyn
June 3, 2014 at 16:28
If any knows porn it’s Germans
FoxOneZA
June 3, 2014 at 16:24
Home time has been delayed until 2015.
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 3, 2014 at 17:48
Pay day has been delayed till 2019.
Sageville
June 3, 2014 at 16:37
Demmit, putting a “Pause download” option into a PS4 must be an intractable problem.
Sk3tz0
June 3, 2014 at 16:37
Those of you with PS4 how long does the Battery last on ur Controllers..?? Seem alot shorter than the PS3 one
Hammersteyn
June 3, 2014 at 16:38
Unspoken problem right there. Not as long as my PS3 controllers.
HvR - THE Average GAmer
June 3, 2014 at 16:39
That is what she said.
Jedi JJ
June 3, 2014 at 16:52
Sounds more like something she would rather not say
CAE9872
June 3, 2014 at 16:51
Definitely shorter in my experience. PS3 seems to go on forever…
Jedi JJ
June 3, 2014 at 16:53
Being someone who uses his PS3 only for the odd occasion when friends want to play fighting games or for watching Blu-Ray DVD’s, those controller batteries just never seem to die.
Hammersteyn
June 4, 2014 at 07:26
I do have two controllers the one charges way before the others batteries runs out.
Pieter Kruger
June 3, 2014 at 17:21
I just replace the flat batteries in my XB1 controller with charged ones! No problemo!
Sk3tz0
June 4, 2014 at 08:19
Question is how often do u change ur boner batteries
Pieter Kruger
June 4, 2014 at 08:31
Every 3rd day I’d say. Luckily no hunting spot light to power on the XB1 controller! ????
Sk3tz0
June 4, 2014 at 09:42
But with spot light and all DS4 way more comfortable. Has xbox sorted out their controller sync annoyance. Is it pkug and play like the ps3 n ps4 controllers
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 3, 2014 at 17:47
Banana News: lol, one of my cousins imported a boner from the UK a month or two ago. She phoned me earlier to see if I wanted to buy it from her because and I quote “I should have gotten a PS4 instead”. It’s not like I didn’t warn her. tsk tsk!
It is tempting though… the thought of getting a launch boner (and at a reduced price to boot)…
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
June 4, 2014 at 08:17
“launch boner”
urm…..