I’ve been on a diet as of late, because I’ve had trouble fitting my fat face through the head holes in my now very tight tops. And so far, I’m losing badly. Which would explain why I woke up in a dumpster covered in baking sugar and half-eaten cupcakes. At least I hope that’s baking sugar on my face.
In Other News: Super smash some pilots, Square Enix cuts some losses, Mega Man gets easy, Shadowrun goes to Berlin and Steve Jobs gets BUUURNED!
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy brushing up on our German.
Super Smash Bros Pilot Wings stage teased
Another Sony classic gets set for HD re-release
Square Enix Q1 losses cut by 75%, company still in the red
Vita firmware update 2.60 released
Easy mode for Mega Man Unlimited is out
SimCity zones for Mac on August 29
Company of Heroes 2 removed from sale in Russia
Shadowrun Returns Berlin DLC coming in late October
What’s on at The Movies
The Hangover Part III hits Blu-Ray October 8
Ashton Kutcher wants to leave his mark on something in this new trailer for Jobs
We learn a little bit more about The Agents of SHIELD from its cast and crew
The Lone Ranger failed, thanks to those damn critics
Sharlto Copley is just getting started in this new trailer and featurette for Elysium
Model: Rhian Sugden
Last Updated: August 6, 2013