I had to set up the capture device yesterday for the PS3. Naturally, that meant hooking up all the component cables. On both sides. One slip and tumble into that forest of almost HD, and I found myself back in Narnia. And that dick Mr Tumnus still pretends that he doesn’t know who I am.
In Other News: Get your Warface on, Flappy Bird gets cloned, virtually real valkyries and Namco Bandai is now Bandai Namco because reasons.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy proposing that elections be determined not by ballots but by Thunderdome.
News
Witcher 3 developers leave CDPR to form an indie team
Kojima addresses Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes game length
EVE Valkyrie to be an exclusive Oculus Rift launch title
Warface Xbox 360 beta out on Wednesday
Watch Dogs trademark reinstated to Ubisoft
Mech title Matador and other greenlit on Steam
Namco Bandai turns into Bandai Namco on April 1
There are at least 13 Flappy Bird clones already
Stuff
It’s tough making sci-fi cities look pretty
Idiots fight to keep a medieval game white
Luca Redwood on You Must Build A Boat, the free 10000000 update that turned into a sequel
Blackbar and Device 6 turn working to access digital content into an artform
Videos
The Great Martian War – Debut trailer
Toukiden – Battle trailer
Saints Row IV – College Daze pack trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Let me show you happy in this new trailer for Hector and the search for happiness
Top List Thursdays – Top ten robots
Tom Hiddleston is moving on up to the High Rise
More on American Gods and Anansi Boys
DMZ heads to the Syfy channel
Model: Candice Jade Sills
Last Updated: February 6, 2014
TiMsTeR1033
February 6, 2014 at 16:02
I may be shot for this, but the ION header is a butherface.
Anon A Mouse
February 6, 2014 at 16:05
Seconded
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Admiral Chief in Vegas
February 6, 2014 at 16:06
Nah, not too bad, did you check the other pics?
VampyricSquirrel Monk
February 6, 2014 at 16:07
True… just too much make-up on that pic.
Guest
February 6, 2014 at 16:11
true this would have been a much better shot.
VampyricSquirrel Monk
February 6, 2014 at 16:12
Disqus pic posting phail
TiMsTeR1033
February 6, 2014 at 16:14
So tempting to diss you! but alas I wont!
TiMsTeR1033
February 6, 2014 at 16:13
this shot!
VampyricSquirrel Monk
February 6, 2014 at 16:15
Still too much makeup… but yet, that is a better shot.
SheHulkNigri
February 6, 2014 at 16:19
Nah man, she’s go this semi geisha look going that works out quite good…
TiMsTeR1033
February 6, 2014 at 16:20
I agree, but atleast with this shot your eyes are more in another place hahaha
RinceThis2014
February 6, 2014 at 16:19
My gods man. Her ‘assets’ or so out of proportion she looks demonic!
Weanerdog
February 6, 2014 at 16:24
Sorry Tim, can’t see her face in this shot.
VampyricSquirrel Monk
February 6, 2014 at 16:06
I know people that don’t get that statement… “She’s got such an awesome body, butherface”
Weanerdog
February 6, 2014 at 16:26
So what you are trying to say is: “Body for porn butterface for Radio”
Weanerdog
February 6, 2014 at 16:28
Seriously though I don’t really know what you lot are on about.
VampyricSquirrel Monk
February 6, 2014 at 16:33
Just the make-up doesn’t look right to me on that shot.
VampyricSquirrel Monk
February 6, 2014 at 16:28
Pretty much yeah
Hammersteyn
February 6, 2014 at 16:23
If only I had a gun i’d shoot you in the leg 🙁
VampyricSquirrel Monk
February 6, 2014 at 16:32
I know a guy that knows a guy that sells guns if you’re interested…
Weanerdog
February 6, 2014 at 17:38
I know a guy with a gun who sells solutions
VampyricSquirrel Monk
February 6, 2014 at 16:03
She’s pretty hawt, just too much makeup.
And in other news I’ve received beta access to something I can’t talk about… it’s gonna kill me not being able to tell anyone about it!
TiMsTeR1033
February 6, 2014 at 16:06
you can tell me! I am good a secrets!
VampyricSquirrel Monk
February 6, 2014 at 16:08
Keep it secret, keep it safe! 😛
TiMsTeR1033
February 6, 2014 at 16:14
pay me! hahahaha I kid man I kid!
Hammersteyn
February 6, 2014 at 16:17
I will find out!
TiMsTeR1033
February 6, 2014 at 16:19
Ill give you a clue, it has pixels
Hammersteyn
February 6, 2014 at 16:25
how many pixels?
VampyricSquirrel Monk
February 6, 2014 at 16:26
LOTS
Hammersteyn
February 6, 2014 at 16:31
So it’s not an indie title 😛
VampyricSquirrel Monk
February 6, 2014 at 16:34
Very astute of you.
TiMsTeR1033
February 6, 2014 at 16:30
it also makes noises!
VampyricSquirrel Monk
February 6, 2014 at 16:27
Dumb Dumb Duuuuuuumb
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
February 6, 2014 at 16:19
Stop TESO’ing us like that!
VampyricSquirrel Monk
February 6, 2014 at 16:27
What you talking about Geoff? I don’t have ESO access.
RinceThis2014
February 6, 2014 at 16:35
He’s drunk.
SheHulkNigri
February 6, 2014 at 16:13
She is hot. Go check her other photo’s. This one, with the angle and what I assume to be sunlight gives her a bit of a Joker (as in Batman’s arch nemesis) mouth
TiMsTeR1033
February 6, 2014 at 16:16
she has a purdy mouth
Hammersteyn
February 6, 2014 at 16:16
Ja nee local is lekker
TiMsTeR1033
February 6, 2014 at 16:20
soos a cracker
Hammersteyn
February 6, 2014 at 16:24
lol
Hammersteyn
February 6, 2014 at 16:22
Namco Bandai turns into Bandai Namco on April 1st. Yeah, seems legit
TiMsTeR1033
February 6, 2014 at 16:25
In other news:
A rare sighting of the “Oh shit its a raptor on a shark”
Hammersteyn
February 6, 2014 at 16:35
Good work, well at least the shark isn’t flying
Weanerdog
February 6, 2014 at 17:40
It is on the internet it must be true, also according to a facebook status I read last week we are going to all die because a giant meteor is going to hit us on the ides of March.
ToshZA
February 6, 2014 at 16:35
That, is just wow. Two thumbs up for today’s ION.