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In Other News – 06 June 2013

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Malena Morgan

Generally, I’m the healthiest guy in the Lazygamer crew. Gavin and Geoff can cough blood up around me, and I’ll still be smiling because I happen to be feeling rather duper. Except for the one drawback of my incredible health. One aspect of my wellbeing that I’ve finally realized today. Dammit, I’ve inherited te family curse of going grey while young.

In Other News: Assassin’s and books, Double Fine’s chalice runneth over, Fable 1 gets an HD makeover and Birdman is stalking Batman.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy getting caught up in the most epic stream of shark tweets, like ever.

News

EVE Online server taken down due to DDOS attack
Wii U Yakuza 1 and 2 HD screenshots released
Path of Exiles open beta gets a huge content patch
Assassin’s Creed 4 book tie-ins detailed
Double Fine’s Massive Chalice brims with achieved funding
EVE Online players a re 96% male, and CCP is fine with that
Lionhead teases Fable 1 HD remake
Halo 4 update buffs multiple weapons

Stuff

How Shin Megami Tensai IV stripped me of my gamer pride
FUSE character skills tree guide
E3 is being built right now, here’s what it looks like
Celebrities, stay out of my video games

Videos

Deadpool – The Marvel mural
Defiance – Plague trailer
Company of heroes 2 – More than tanks trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Prepare your mind, body and soul for Sharknado
Benecio Del Toro lands lead role in Guardians of the Galaxy
A muppet of a man may be leading us back to Wonderland
Hans Zimmer to score Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar, plus new story details leak
Move aside Batman, here comes Birdman!
Drop your bags and check out this first trailer and poster for Closed Circuit
I expect great things from this final trailer for Monsters University

Model: Malena Morgan

Last Updated: June 4, 2013

19 Comments

  1. Janee, totally agree with you there!

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  2. Scruff304

    June 4, 2013 at 16:05

    You too? I took you for a smarties kind of guy…

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  3. TechniKyle

    June 4, 2013 at 16:06

    Is the secret to your health that Ikabanga (is that the name????) sauce you drink?

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    • Major Commodore 64 Darryn B

      June 4, 2013 at 16:07

      Drink? I replaced my blood with that sauce. I AM DELICIOUS!

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      • Jonah Cash

        June 4, 2013 at 16:38

        Oi, did you get my mail this morning Mr. Bonthuys?

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        • Major Commodore 64 Darryn B

          June 4, 2013 at 18:55

          Yessir, I did indeed. Gavin has your details. If anything goes wrong, you may now blame him. Actually, you can blame him for anything really.

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          • Gavin Mannion

            June 4, 2013 at 19:30

            wait what? I get hundreds of mails a day and generally ignore all of them….

            you need to raise important ones with me by forwarding them with a voucher for a beer

          • Jonah Cash

            June 4, 2013 at 19:45

            You don’t ignore all of them otherwise the community-plea-gate scandal would never have occurred!!! (Makes guptagate look like a comedy)
            http://www.lazygamer.co/general-news/a-plea-to-the-community/#comment-853149652

            And by the way I sent you a mail myself as well!!! Hahahaha

      • Trebzz

        June 5, 2013 at 09:21

        Period sauce?

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  4. Trevor Davies

    June 4, 2013 at 16:07

    I don’t blame her for looking angry, that couch doesn’t look comfortable.

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  5. Umar Kiiroi Senk?

    June 4, 2013 at 16:15

    Lol! Never think you can easily breeze through a shin megami tensei game. If you do….you are going to have a bad time…man i want this game badly!!

    Reply

  6. Rinceandspit...

    June 4, 2013 at 16:20

    Her bikini clashes with the pillows, am right?! 0-o

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    • mancera

      June 4, 2013 at 16:56

      Clashes with her shoes too…

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    • Andre116

      June 4, 2013 at 18:18

      I think this gender type is just not for you…not if you noticed that first.

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    • Admiral Chief Commander

      June 5, 2013 at 08:36

      Totally with you on that

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  7. Tbone187

    June 4, 2013 at 16:54

    Youza!!!

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  8. RedJoker

    June 4, 2013 at 17:07

    She looks dirty… In the good way

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  9. Gavin Mannion

    June 4, 2013 at 18:46

    That entire picture looks fake…

    also Darryn please stop stealing my life force. I promise to only mock you 15 times a day from now on?

    Reply

  10. Admiral Chief Commander

    June 5, 2013 at 08:36

    Hmmm, left to right, but not like last week…

    Reply

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