I’d write something funny for the next two lines, but let’s face facts: Most of you are playing Halo right now, or much like Geoff, are warming up your crotches in anticipation of my multiplayer arrival. Well bring it!
In Other News: Smurftastic news for all you mothersmurfers out there, hablo no espanol su Tales of Xillia, Bioware has some differences to point out, play it again Casablanca we shoot some tacos and Grant Hinds talks about Halo 4 for an hour.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because that damn gypsy had accurately predicted my death involving testicles and Spartans.
Hitman Absolution Dev – Teaching players about choice is difficult
One of the greatest space games of all time returns
Black Ops 2 FOV on PC capped at 80 due to technical limitations
Smurf your smurf life, coming in Smurf to mobile devices
New screens and languages for Tales of Xillia
Bioware details Mass Effect 3 Wii U differences
5 Million copies of Saints Row 3 have been shipped
Worms Revolution Mars pack DLC out November 7
Across the Networks
One, two, this premium format Freddy Krueger is coming for you!
Behold the taco cannon!
And this is how American astronauts vote
Joe Hill’s Locke and Key could become a movie trilogy
Harrison Ford is open to a Star Wars return
Ip Man returns in this trailer for The Grandmasters
Prepare to serve some extra cheese during Christmas with the trailer for Silent Night
Here’s looking at a Casablanca sequel kid
We Review Cloud Atlas – Ambitious, fascinating but sadly lacking any real emotional impact
Can Brad Pitt save the World War Z in this first look teaser?
The Expendables 3, now with added Crazy! Nicolas Cage confirmed for threequel
Last Updated: November 6, 2012