You know what kids today need? Better gaming hands. I mean loom at our hands. We’ve got calluses from all night marathons of Gradius. My hands are permanently crooked from trying to clock Rockman 1-6 in a single sitting. I have a thumb strong enough to beat arm wrestlers at their own game. But kids today? Smooth, smooth hands man. And they’re not even jazz hands.
In Other News: You can park DriveClub from today, Gearbox gets threatened, Thor blimey mate and Rune Factory 4 finally heads to Europe.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy extorting other websites for protection money.
News
You can pre-load DriveClub right now
UK Charts – FIFA holds off Mordor, Forza and Smash Bros
Charlemagne expansion for Crusader Kings 2 arrives later this month
Gearbox HQ targeted with bomb threat hoax
Next car Game now has an actual name
Marvel Puzzle Quest is the first game to include female Thor
Rune Factory 4 is finally coming to Europe
Curtain Call DLC covers Final Fantasy Fables, Romancing Saga
Stuff
The GameCube secrets revealed
Sid Meier’s cultural victory
CBS commentator urges gamers to go play in the real world
Touch the future – Meet the games embracing the material world
Videos
Black The Fall – Kickstarter trailer
Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel – Claptrap gameplay
Warface – Welcome to Nevada traile
What’s on at The Movies
Cinophile – Enter The Void
This intense trailer for American Sniper will fry you if you’re wrong
A reboot of I Am Legend is on the cards
Has our favourite Time Lord gone too far in Doctor Who?
Come and get your love in the Guardians Of The Galaxy Blu-ray from December 9
Monday Box Office Report
Oh no, this red band trailer for Home Sweet Hell is still alive!
Jaoquin Phoenix drops out of Doctor Strange, Ethan Hawke in talks to be his replacement
Model: Eve
Last Updated: October 6, 2014
Cadis Etrama Di Umar
October 6, 2014 at 16:03
Holy shit
…….Rune Factory 4 is coming to EU……..what
ReaperOfSquirrels
October 6, 2014 at 16:06
I thought you were going to comment on the header… should have known better.
Cadis Etrama Di Umar
October 6, 2014 at 16:09
Oh there was a header?
ReaperOfSquirrels
October 6, 2014 at 16:11
yeah… I didn’t note anything else really 😛
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 6, 2014 at 16:04
That picture obviously wasn’t taken on the beach in CT.
JJ of Meridian
October 6, 2014 at 16:07
How do you know what the beach looks like? I get chased the moment they spot my white torso, from 10km away.
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 6, 2014 at 16:09
You have to sneak in with the Vaalies. Not that difficult really, just dress in jeans, hang-ten flip flops & a polo shirt & talk as loudly as you can.
Admiral Chief 0
October 6, 2014 at 16:12
NO one dresses like that, at least not where I stay
JJ of Meridian
October 6, 2014 at 16:13
Oh wait, what? I didn’t comment anything. Nothing to see here. Move along.
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 6, 2014 at 16:13
lol
Hammersteyn
October 6, 2014 at 16:16
Agreed, they wear WP jerseys mostly these days.
JJ of Meridian
October 6, 2014 at 16:16
Sjoe. Luckily that excludes me. The Chief supports the right team though.
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 6, 2014 at 16:18
Look on the bright side, at least they’re wearing the jersey of a South African team.
JJ of Meridian
October 6, 2014 at 16:18
Take all my likes!
Hammersteyn
October 6, 2014 at 16:18
Unlike some parts of our nation.
Spaffy
October 6, 2014 at 16:18
Oh so true
JJ of Meridian
October 6, 2014 at 16:12
So you’ve met Admiral Chief then? ;P
Anon A Mouse
October 6, 2014 at 16:13
You forgot the snorre. And the polo shirt must be exchanged for one of those checkered ones.
ReaperOfSquirrels
October 6, 2014 at 16:19
WTF Vaalies do you know that dress like that? LMAO FREAKS!
Hammersteyn
October 6, 2014 at 16:22
The kind that comes down to the coast, sits at the mall all day, clogs the beaches and drives slower than old people during pensioners day at the Hyper Rama
JJ of Meridian
October 6, 2014 at 16:23
We wish. The Gaunteng people who come visit in the cape drive like maniacs, ruining the perfectly fine slow-cruising of the Cape Town folk. 😉
Hammersteyn
October 6, 2014 at 16:26
They drive slow by my standards, which says a lot about me I guess.
JJ of Meridian
October 6, 2014 at 16:27
http://commentsmeme.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Driving-Quotes-3.jpg
Hammersteyn
October 6, 2014 at 16:31
LOL
ReaperOfSquirrels
October 6, 2014 at 16:24
lol! They must be from Pretoria, or unknown by me. XD
*RUNS*
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 6, 2014 at 16:05
Bomb threat hoax at Gearbox HQ? Too late, they already released A:CM.
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 6, 2014 at 16:06
Seriously though, what the actual fuck. It’s just a game. Not even a sport ;P A GAME.
Hammersteyn
October 6, 2014 at 16:21
It wasn’t a real bomb, it was the final sales figures for ACM and DNF
Admiral Chief 0
October 6, 2014 at 16:05
Eve in the eve
Sageville
October 6, 2014 at 16:10
Hmmm, she is very pleasing to the eye
Anon A Mouse
October 6, 2014 at 16:11
How do one loom at hands precious?
CAE9872
October 6, 2014 at 16:11
Yeah I was wondering that
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 6, 2014 at 16:11
Giant shadow puppet hands.
JJ of Meridian
October 6, 2014 at 16:13
In my circles those are known as girlfriends.
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 6, 2014 at 16:14
In my circles girlfriends generally don’t have giant hands O_o
JJ of Meridian
October 6, 2014 at 16:16
It’s evolution, seeing as how cellphones are getting bigger and bigger.
Spaffy
October 6, 2014 at 16:17
Well that explains it.
Anon A Mouse
October 6, 2014 at 16:21
More big mouths and the blow up kind?
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 6, 2014 at 19:43
She’s just really good at holding her breath :/
Hammersteyn
October 6, 2014 at 16:18
Eve Torres
ReaperOfSquirrels
October 6, 2014 at 16:27
Wait a minute…. I remember when she started wrestling.
Sageville
October 6, 2014 at 16:31
A Professional Wrestler apparently….
Hammersteyn
October 6, 2014 at 16:31
The same
Spaffy
October 6, 2014 at 16:18
Wreckfest.
That’s quite lame.