Melissa Clarke

Man, I am one lean and mean falling machine. Now I don’t fall down often, but when I do, I use my face to protect my body. And judging by the big knob on this knob, I did that quite well today. Have an awesome weekend everybody!

In Other News: Dead or Alive recruits, Beyond a demo, Robocop is back and the rarest Pokémon card you’ll ever see.

Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because we were too busy figuring out if we could make a Lazygamer sitcom version of Scrubs.


Dead or Alive 5 Ultimate adds a new fighter
Beyond: Two Souls is getting a demo in early October
Ghost Song wraps up Kickstarter campaign with $54 000
Extraction, a free to play FPS with some solid roots
Microsoft revamps Xbox rewards programme
Minecraft Xbox 360 texture packs could end up on that console
Sniper Elite studio teasing a new project
Monster Hunter 4 is the focus of the next Nintendo Direct


One of the rarest Pokemon cards on Earth
Assessment of character – From Mario to Kratos
More Skyrim villain cosplay please


Disney Infinity – Featured Toyboxes trailer

Plants vs Zombies Garden Warfare – Character classes trailer

Pokemon X and Y – Squirtle, Bulbasaur, Charmander trailer

What’s on at The Movies

The Doctor Who Christmas special starts shooting this Sunday
Jennifer Lawrence talks Mystique in X-Men: Days of Future Past
Sir Ian McKellen to play an older Sherlock Holmes in A slight trick of the mind
Friday Fright Club – Mama
Movies out today – Superheroes and speedy snails
Terminator has found its director in Alan Taylor
Dead or alive, you’re coming with me in this first trailer and stills for Robocop

Model: Meliisa Clarke

Last Updated: September 6, 2013

was reviewed on PC

Darryn Bonthuys

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