I learnt something this morning. Not only is the Bhut Jolokia chili one of the hottest ever made, but the damn thing does more than burn your mouth and throat when chewed and swallowed. It burns you later on as well, if you catch my drift. Hoo boy, that stuff is deadly!
In Other News: A few familiars return to Guilty Gear, Zynga closes up more shops, create worlds in Windborne and some unstoppable movie trailers surface.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy getting ripped off with gym memberships.
News
Potemkin, Venom, May and Chipp return in Guilty Gear Xrd Sign
Payday 2 launching August 13 on Steam
Zynga is shutting down four game sites, including OMGPop
Build and create your own world in Windborne
Publishers may vanish in digital age, says Xbox founder
Injustice Gods Among Us – New character to be revealed today
Simpsons team has discussed RPG possibilities
Mark of the ninja special edition DLC drops next week
Stuff
14 cutest video game characters
The big Final Fantasy question
Your life as a gamer, from cradle to grave
This hilarious cartoon adds cuteness to Adventure Time
Videos
War of the Vikings – Debut trailer
Tales of Xillia – Bazongas skit
Screwattack’s Real Trailers – 50 Cent Blood on the sand
What’s on at The Movies
Guilty Pleasures – Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Naomi Watts is not like most people in this first trailer for Diana
Watch one of James Gandolfini’s final performances in this trailer for Enough Said
There’s no stopping this new trailer for Ender’s Game
Harrison Ford is in for The Expendables 3, Bruce Willis is out
Midweek Mouth Off – Dumbing down and declawed
Bong Ho Joon’s Snowpiercer is being dumbed down for American audiences and the rest of the world
This teaser trailer and images for The Muppets: Most Wanted has moves like Jagger
Model: Jennifer Shilogh
Last Updated: August 7, 2013
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 7, 2013 at 16:01
No, you are NOT pregnant
Lardus-Wolverine
August 7, 2013 at 17:01
Not yet she isn’t mwuhahahaaaaa
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 7, 2013 at 16:02
Hey Darryn….
Here you go:
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 7, 2013 at 16:02
ADVENTURE TIME!!!
(Edit, dafuq is up with that vid??? O_O)
Unavengedavo
August 7, 2013 at 17:18
The 1st one makes even less sense…
Ultimo_Cleric N7
August 7, 2013 at 16:05
For a second I thought her surname was Shelob.
Tbone187
August 7, 2013 at 16:10
It’s called Ring Sting Darryn…
Slade Boender
August 7, 2013 at 16:13
Red Ring of Death?
Slade Boender
August 7, 2013 at 16:13
Do you think she’s wondering what it would be like to own a beer gut? Intriguing thought no?
Lardus-Wolverine
August 7, 2013 at 17:02
Possibly looking at the little strikkie and thinking it is time to…
Gustav Willem Diedericks
August 8, 2013 at 13:00
…unwrap the present?
Lardus-Wolverine
August 8, 2013 at 14:14
Yup. My kind of present!
Brett Gunter
August 7, 2013 at 16:15
Darryn, it doesn’t take much to catch your “wift”
Guest
August 7, 2013 at 16:19
Why no explicit result’s on google images?
Lardus-Wolverine
August 7, 2013 at 16:21
Please tell me that there are at least cleavage shots!!
Lardus-Wolverine
August 7, 2013 at 16:31
Aha! The image results does not have anything “Lardus worthy”, but the normal search results have links to that which I seek! But lacking cleavage 🙁
Lardus-Wolverine
August 7, 2013 at 16:24
I do believe her surname does not have a G in it…
HvR
August 7, 2013 at 17:52
Darryn you should listen to our friend Fred Durst
“B’cause your mouth writes cheques your ass can’t cash!”
Rock789
August 8, 2013 at 08:20
That is a washboard, I tell you… A washboard!!