I’ve started a new tradition on Friday’s. After a hard week of waking up at the crack of noon and looking at funny cat photos, I sit down to reward myself with an ice cold vanilla Coke, which I’ve finally found in this coastal hellhole. Ah, the expired taste that refreshes!
In Other News: Facepunch removies rusty zombies, get a free Honda in Forza, squish a flappy bird and dress a barbarian in some fancy threads.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy registering the Lazygamer Party for the May 7 elections. AROOOOOOOOOO!
Profits are up for Sega despite harsh physical sales
The Last of Us cleans up at the DICE awards
Takedown: Red Sabre hits Xbox 360 February 21
Destiny Beta due in US summer 2014, says Activision
Facepunch studios removes zombies from Rust
Forza Motorsport 5 adds three free Hondas in legends pack
Killzone Shadow Fall patch adds framerate lock option
Take out your Flappy Bird frustration with Squishy Bird
Kidnapping, murder and meat shields: the grim cyberpunk world of Satellite Reign
No Man’s Sky: how a four-person team from Guildford strode forth to create an entire universe
How to dress a badass barbarian
A petition to change the US national anthem to Guile’s theme
What’s on at The Movies
Preacher development confirmed, Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg will script the pilot
There’ll be plenty of stories in this English trailer for Ernest and Celestine
Zombeavers…I mean, really
Movies out today – Robot cops and romance
Paul Bettany will play the Vision in Avengers: Age of Ultron
Model: Ashley Emma
Last Updated: February 7, 2014