As we gear up closer to the elections, the Lazygamer Party is doing what it does best. And that’s lie out of our magnificent arses. Vote for us, and we’ll saw off your legs and replace them with shiny new gold ones! We’ll outlaw the Parlatones, shoot car guards on site and give Cape Town back the option to get massively drunk on Sundays! Vote LP!
In Other News: Nintendo gets steamy, dance in the west of a Hyper Dimension, set something on fire in DayZ and lose some Worms.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy electioneering by punching babies on their soft, soft cheeks. That’s how you do it, right?
STEAM trademark filed by Nintendo
EA explains why Bruce Lee will feature in EA Sports UFC
Worms series to take a year off, following reaction to Worms: Clan Wars
Titanfall Xbox 360 dev promises the true experience
Hyper Dimension Neptuinia PP dances west this June
Pure Chess surrounds and checkmates PS4 this April
Go on, take a peek at Persona Q’s battle system
Incoming DayZ update to include fire, tweaks to physics
What’s on at The Movies
Cinophile – In Bruges
Monday Box Office Report – Cap attack
Take an extended look at Godzilla in this new trailer
Noah – So what did you think?
Your worst nightmare has evolved in this trailer for Blood Glacier
Chiwetel Ejiofor may be the next Bond Villain
Key and Peele are rebooting Police Academy!
Model: Samantha Autumn
Last Updated: April 7, 2014