In Other News – 07 April 2014

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As we gear up closer to the elections, the Lazygamer Party is doing what it does best. And that’s lie out of our magnificent arses. Vote for us, and we’ll saw off your legs and replace them with shiny new gold ones! We’ll outlaw the Parlatones, shoot car guards on site and give Cape Town back the option to get massively drunk on Sundays! Vote LP!

In Other News: Nintendo gets steamy, dance in the west of a Hyper Dimension, set something on fire in DayZ and lose some Worms.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy electioneering by punching babies on their soft, soft cheeks. That’s how you do it, right?

News

STEAM trademark filed by Nintendo
EA explains why Bruce Lee will feature in EA Sports UFC
Worms series to take a year off, following reaction to Worms: Clan Wars
Titanfall Xbox 360 dev promises the true experience
Hyper Dimension Neptuinia PP dances west this June
Pure Chess surrounds and checkmates PS4 this April
Go on, take a peek at Persona Q’s battle system
Incoming DayZ update to include fire, tweaks to physics

Stuff

The story of Hello Games and how it coped when disaster struck
Retrospective: Super Mario Kart
Street Fighter: The Movie – What went wrong
Watch Tetris being played on the side of a 29 story building

Videos

Transformers Unvierse – Shellshock trailer
The Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt – April Fool’s trailer
Watch Dogs – Vigilante Edition unboxing

What’s on at The Movies

Cinophile – In Bruges
Monday Box Office Report – Cap attack
Take an extended look at Godzilla in this new trailer
Noah – So what did you think?
Your worst nightmare has evolved in this trailer for Blood Glacier
Chiwetel Ejiofor may be the next Bond Villain
Key and Peele are rebooting Police Academy!

Model: Samantha Autumn

Last Updated: April 7, 2014

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