I’d write something funny right here, but seeing as how this is being typed from a toilet while my organs revenge themselves on me for daring to eat vegetables, I’m kind out of any topics today. Uuurgh, it smells like Batman and Robin the movie in here.
In Other News: Guacamelee goes for the belt, early Titan drops are safe, Shaq Fu want’s your cash foo and the final days of Irrational.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy why Mini-Mike Tyson was treating my intestines like an ex-girlfriend.
News
Guacamelee Super Turbo Championship Edition enhancements detailed
Early Titanfall players with legit copies won’t be banned
Crowdfunding campaign starts for Shaq Fu sequel
Inside sources detail the final days of Irrational
DICE explains Battlefield 4 carrier assault mode
Final Fantasy 11 job points system allows level 99 players to overclock characters
Captain your country in 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil
Year Walk now available on Steam
Stuff
Inside Lionhead: how the Fable studio is adapting to new hardware and life after Molyneux
No new Wing Commander games? Let’s remake the music instead
An Audience With: Michel Ancel – Rayman’s creator on making meaningful moments in games
What Red’s mom must have felt like during Twitch plays Pokemon
Videos
Edge of Space – Multiplayer trailer
Lego: The Hobbit – Buddy up trailer
Tropico 5 – Debut gameplay trailer
What’s on at The Movies
It’s a long drive in this trailer for Locke
Don’t Come quietly… There Will Be Pizza at the Robocop screening
Sam Raimi and Screen Gems will produce The Last of Us movie
The world has changed in this badass new clip for Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Movies Out Today – Time to get your historical hand to hand combat on
Everything you say has a consequence in this trailer for Grace of Monaco
Go into Sin City: A dame to kill for with your eyes open or you won’t come out at all
Model: Dakota Shannon
Last Updated: March 7, 2014
Mike
March 7, 2014 at 16:03
Daaaaaammmmmnnnnnn!!!!!
VampyreSquirrel
March 7, 2014 at 16:04
Daaaaammmmmmnnnnn!!!!! (as Mike said)
She’s damned hot
RinceThis
March 7, 2014 at 16:10
Indeed 0-O
Hammersteyn
March 7, 2014 at 16:04
Something you need to get of your chest dear?
RinceThis
March 7, 2014 at 16:10
Great week folks! Hope you feel better soon Darryn!
Hammersteyn
March 7, 2014 at 16:17
I heard a Titan fall from Darryns toilet.
RinceThis
March 7, 2014 at 16:22
Only one you will in SA BOOM!
Hammersteyn
March 7, 2014 at 16:30
rofl
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 7, 2014 at 20:49
What’s the pong like?
Hammersteyn
March 8, 2014 at 00:45
LOL His nose is picking up a thick and heavy signal. I think he will probably experience zero lasticity as he is in the middle of the hotspot
PointMan
March 7, 2014 at 16:33
So can we get a few from behind next time.
http://images.lazygamer.net/2014/02/Dakota-Shannon.jpg
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
March 7, 2014 at 17:59
Genugtig!
Brian Murphy
March 7, 2014 at 20:19
Hey everyone, if you plan on getting Infamous Second Son, Sucker Punch has added to their already fairly deep Viral campaign with:
http://www.enjoyyourpower.com
Which is a signup for the ‘InFamous Paper Trail’, apparently you will earn Karmic power that can then transfer to your PSN account when you get the game. Just by registering you get 1 karmic power, also attached to this will be a ‘conduit testing kit’, that hasn’t come out yet but we’ll see.
Then there’s this place:
http://bioframediagnostics.com/?locale=en
“Seven years ago, the scientific community was faced with its biggest challenge in millennia. The chromosomal anomaly popularly known as “Conduitism” made us re-examine all known paradigms of biology, chemistry, and everything in between. Uncertainty yielded panic and everyone was looking for answers.
That’s where we come in.
BioFrame Diagnostics is the leading independent research center in the field of advanced Conduit Physiometrics. By isolating the proteins associated with Conduitism, we can assess an individual’s propensity for developing the condition. While additional research is required to determine the specific timeframe and severity of one’s potential transition into this other state of being, our latest self-exam has proven to be an invaluable leap forward.”
This is an expert from the page, with a link below it to get tested and then some more information down the page. I’ll keep everyone updated as more is made available!