No life advice today guys! Apparently, it’s uncool for me to tell people that sandpaper is more effective than using a toothbrush or to use crystal meth to get rid of cancer since that drug destroys everything. I mean, what do the police know about dispensing life advice, honestly?
In Other News: Battlefield Hard Limes assaults Precinct 7, the big games on Steam, Destiny’s music man composes a victory and get ready for Skylanders on your phone.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy being upset over the fact that I wasn’t elected to be the new ANC Youth League president.
News
Battlefield Hardline: check out Precinct 7, the Robbery DLC’s biggest map
Six 2015 games have sold over 1m copies on Steam
Ark: Survival Evolved updates to slow as full release approaches
Manage an Italian art academy in Painters Guild
Halo, Destiny composer wins lawsuit against Bungie
The new Monster Hunter RPG looks just adorable
Skylanders to debut on iPhone and iPod Touch
A new glimpse of the upcoming Nier sequel
Stuff
Just Cause 2: that rare open-world game where you aren’t comically miscast
Khajiit has cosplay if you have coin
When being a fan turns into a career
How random dungeons are made
Videos
SOMA – Environments trailer
Resident Evil Zero Remastered – Wesker trailer
Resident Evil Origins – Collection trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Call to arms: We need writers, are you the ONE?
My name is still Oliver Queen in this trailer for season 4 of ARROW!
The fallout from which movies caused the recent Marvel restructuring?
Ron Perlman reveals proposed HELLBOY III story details
This AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D season 3 teaser and plot synopsis is beyond belief!
Monday Box Office Report – Time to get refueled
River Song returning for DOCTOR WHO Christmas special; plus new teaser trailer!
Last Updated: September 7, 2015
Dutch Matrix
September 7, 2015 at 16:31
Hard Limes?
Raptor Rants
September 7, 2015 at 16:40
*puts up hand*
Why would you want to be elected as president of they youth league? Also, how much warning would you give us if you ever were selected so that we could pack our bags and run?
Raptor Rants
September 7, 2015 at 16:41
Ladies and gents. I preferred when it said “You mad bro?” for the like and dislikes. Made me laugh
VampyreSquirrel
September 7, 2015 at 16:59
I agree with this ^
RinceThis
September 7, 2015 at 17:09
Me too.
Raptor Rants
September 7, 2015 at 16:42
WHAT THE STUFF!!!! Why would you set your profile picture to that!?!?! I NEARLY HAD HEART FAILURE WHEN I SCROLLED OVER IT!!!
The D
September 7, 2015 at 16:44
YOU’RE MY WIFE NOW
Raptor Rants
September 7, 2015 at 16:49
I am now officially terrified….
Admiral Chief Returns
September 8, 2015 at 06:56
Better stock up on lotion…
Raptor Rants
September 8, 2015 at 07:20
*jibbering madness*
Admiral Chief Returns
September 8, 2015 at 06:56
HAHAHAHA
VampyreSquirrel
September 7, 2015 at 16:58
I saw it this morning… it’s epic!!
Guess it doesn’t help you as you’re playing Five Nights
Raptor Rants
September 7, 2015 at 16:58
I think that’s why I jumped because Five Nights does the same thing. Just suddenly something IN YOUR FACE
Ryanza
September 7, 2015 at 17:12
Why is lazygamer so damn slow? Why does lazygamer freeze my browser?
RinceThis
September 7, 2015 at 17:12
Stop using Firefox 😛
Ryanza
September 7, 2015 at 17:15
that’s not how it works. if lazygamer is becoming like gameworks and drm then…
Don’t support …
RinceThis
September 7, 2015 at 17:17
Firstly, yes it is how it works. Geoff has been having issues with how LG loads on Firefox. Secondly, how on earth does DRM get a mention now?
Ryanza
September 7, 2015 at 17:18
that’s how it works, it always gets mentioned.
RinceThis
September 7, 2015 at 17:19
http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/04/oh-boy-gif.gif
Ryanza
September 7, 2015 at 17:24
2015 – one pc game released at retail with no drm.
2016 – no pc games released at retail with no drm.
2014 – no pc games released at retail with no drm.
SargonTheBatpandaOfAkkad
September 7, 2015 at 18:30
You must realise that Lagz supports DRM because Lagz is always online. Lagz has categorically REFUSED to make their services available to offline users.
Print media or GTFO.
Right, Ryanza?
Sageville
September 8, 2015 at 10:44
Trying to conflate site loading times with DRM is just doff. I wish I had a Ryanza filter.
SargonTheBatpandaOfAkkad
September 8, 2015 at 11:57
1. Ryanza is not someone you should ever take seriously. I learnt the truth of this the hard way. I was bitten by a spider one night. And a leopard told me that he was the curious Impala. And something about a Leprechaun eating walnuts and reviewing FIFA 2013. So don’t support (insert Ryanza desired target of opportunity).
That sums up this dude in a nutshell (apt expression).
2. Eskom should go DRM free, eh, Ryanza? And also Sanlam. For realz.
Ryanza
September 7, 2015 at 17:28
How did I miss BB King death in May of this year. Oh Witcher 3 was released in May.
BB King is gone. R.I.P