Man, you vaalies. Every year, it’s the same story. You make fun of PE for 11 months out of the year, and then pitch up in massive numbers akin to the migratory patterns of water buffalos. Walking barefoot in shopping malls. Flooding parking spaces and attempting to murder me by playing a game of joust with a badly-mounted surfboard when I’m on a motorcycle. I hope you guys get the worst parking guard to annoy you! I truly do!
In Other News: DriveClub gets EXTREME weather, Star Fox is still on the way, a wow big surprise a new God Of War game is in development and the internet reacts to Final Fantasy VII.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy wishing that we could punch a person into paralysis.
Extreme weather rolling out to DriveClub today
Yakuza 5 coming to US and Europe
Battlefield 4 community test environment coming to consoles
New Star Fox game out before Zelda on Wii U says Miyamoto
Time’s running out to get your free EA games on PSN
80 days takes a trip to Android, adds Arctic route to itinerary
Sony Santa Monica is working on a new God Of War
The Iron Banner returns to Destiny on December 16
The internet reacts to Final Fantasy VII on PS4
How Shuhei Yoshida wound up as a playable character in Super Time Force
Please don’t hurt Day Of The Tentacle
20 years of PlayStation: Japan’s war on clichés
What’s on at The Movies
Monday Box Office Report
Netflix casts Marvel’s Jessica Jones and possibly Luke Cage
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 finds a director to raise shell
Roberto Orci drops out of directing Star Trek 3, Edgar Wright now in the running
The Sony hack reveals the price tag of The Interview and so much more
Last Updated: December 8, 2014